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BlindsideDork | 11:09 AM on 06.18.2008 17 comments




Yahtzee gives a game a chance that he pre-judged, Haze. Was his original thoughts right? Maybe but perhaps not in the way you think. The Bonus video is a nice...bonus! And about Turok...it is very playable you wanker! Screw the Sunny D, give me some dinosaur kniving action!

Is puppet nudity SFW or not?


Also, cake is not a lie...it is something you can eat! Or have...



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 11:24
shipero
Is said puppet anatomicly correct? Because I would actually like to see that. For purely scientific purposes of course.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 11:34
007
Fact: All European people sound the same.


also, this man=funny

You=....................yeah
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 11:55
wardrox
I'm only going to buy Haze when I find it for less than £20
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 11:59
galagabug
haze is pretty much halo, just change the last 2 letters. hahaha. nice.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 12:03
shipero
Haze is a lot more tolerable now that the CO-OP patch is out. It's kind of fun mocking the cutscenes and shooting your friends in the back triggering nectar fueled freakouts. Pretty entertaining but I can't advise paying more than $30 for it though.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 12:19
SilverDragon1979
After playing the demo, I wouldn't play the retail version of Haze if it was given to me for free.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 12:54
vexed alex
Yeah, the demo pretty much told me not to buy this game. Not until it's fairly cheap.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 12:59
GoS-CPT-Stewart
I'm with Silver Dragon on this one. I just tested out the demo and ended up just triggering overdoses and killing my teammates. I was bored out of my mind.

The one thing i did like, however, was the option to assign any command to any button you'd like. More console games need that option. I'm sick of pre-determined layouts. Let me customize!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 13:01
taumpytears
Nice Eva reference.
Brahms's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 13:16
Brahms
Puppet nudity is SFW, but Puppet sex gives you an NC-17 rating.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 13:34
itemforty
Funfact: everything else on the Escapist sucks out loud.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:05
Kryptinite
what the fuck was that at the end of the video?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 16:35
mistic
holy crap what was that?
Amaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 19:11
Amaru
drawn by pain looks like its trying to be serious but i couldnt take it seriously and laughed with the terrible "special" effects
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