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Zero Punctuation: Time to beat some hobos!
BlindsideDork | 11:15 AM on 04.16.2008 17 comments




A fan of beating down hobos? So is Yahtzee! But what did he think about the rest of the game? Was it a visceral experience to take home to the streets you dirty homeless, or another drudge that whatever-that-sucky-place-is-calleds-ville?

I can't condone this review...I liked the sci-fi aspects. It is a video game, right?



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:25
Kryptinite
You get a Dragonball Z ha-doo-ken thing?? Now I want to play it. I think I'll grow some balls and download the demo.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:29
JACK of No Trades
While playing the game it makes more since. He makes it sound retarded like usual. Yahtzee is funny, but sometimes I would like to punch him.
Soulhammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:41
Soulhammer
That whole dragonball voice thing he talks about plays such a small part in the game. He bitches about guns too, if you dont want to use em then go melee, thats what I did. Much more fun.

I love the reviews though, always funny.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:41
covah
And this game comes to me via gamefly in a few days. I don't use these reviews to pick and choose what I play but I use them to laugh my fucking ass off at because Yahtzee uses the perfect combination of words to make fun of a game.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:46
GuitarAtomik
"snookaloopy"

I'm going to start using that from now on.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 11:51
wardrox
An excellent review, I have only played the first hour or so, but I am now very intrigued to try the rest.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:24
AngelsDontBurn
LOL. I can agree with him slightly, only because I was like "WTF?" when all that stuff happened towards the end of the game. But, I still liked it.
Iolaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:41
Iolaus
Another fantasmically amusing review. I may download the demo, despite horror being way down on my list of game genres alongside football (soccer) games.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:50
BlindsideDork
I loved Condemned 2 but I heard the demo was just level 1 which I absolutely hated!
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 13:19
timtheterrible
Indigo Prophecy Syndrome is becoming an epidemic.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 13:26
nintendoll
I was completely distracted by "Ghost Town" by The Specials going on.

Buzzing hubcaps bwahahaha.
ajay42's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 13:59
ajay42
wow, i actually LOL'd
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:21
Knivy
@timtheterrible
But Indigo Prophecy is oh so good.
Endaso's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:46
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@Knives
The problem with Indigo Prophecy was that, well, everything that had anything to do with the last few hours. You know, the Internet out to kill you via robots disguised as old women, the Mayan jaguar chase, the necrophilia, the underground resistance of hobos? Yeah.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:07
king3vbo
Beating hobos? COUNT ME IN SENATOR
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 17:56
SWE3tMadness
Nice. I haven't laughed this hard at one of his reviews in awhile. I might go watch it again. xD
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