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Zero Punctuation: Crash into him!
BlindsideDork | 11:06 AM on 03.12.2008 18 comments




Hmmm, I wonder what he could be reviewing this time around. Something about crashing and himself and putting them together. Crashing, lots of crashing. That can be a sweet thing, unless it isn't. Gotta love those U.S.P.'s!

I think our fast talker is back...



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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:20
-D-
You know, I can't quite figure out if it's "yay" or "nay" for him. Somewhere in the middle? I dunno.

Anyways, Burnout Paradise is badass and has some seriously epic multiplayer.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:28
Rockvillian
I think what he was trying to say is "it's an awesome racing game" and trying to squeeze some meaning out of the game is just a sign of desperation to have something to write about.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:33
shipero
I need to play this online with someone again, the challenges are a blast. Unfortunately it's been a while.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:38
BS3 Owner
I hated that map in the middle of the race thing. I just wish they made the mini map turn as you do. You know EA, like a GPS navigation system!

Now with Army of Two beating it in like 2 hours.

I hope they get their shit together and bring me a good IP title like possibly Dead Space......
( Seriously I want that to be, @ least uniquely entertaining! )

It's just like now you wonder. ( With the Pause feature being put back into the game ) You wonder what it might actually look like in the end. ( Final Version ) Here's to the Power of Prayer, NO?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:53
Cowzilla3
Crashing in slow motion is never bad.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:54
galagabug
hahhaa. never gets old.

i'm always up for some burnout multiplayer. freeburning is good times!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 12:05
Kryptinite
I love Burnout Paradise. That is all.

Hes review was fun times nonetheless
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:18
MaxVest
His reviews are best approached as performance art, and nothing more. I've played the Burnout Paradise demo more than I've played most games I actually paid for. Perhaps part of his frustration is that for a racing game, it actually has a steep learning curve

Yes, OK, I'll get the full version at some point. You people and your "money".
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:43
MechaMonkey
I generally don't take his reviews as the final word on the game. As MaxVest said, they're best viewed with regard to their entertainment value, as opposed to advice that should be followed about which games to play.

Also, his description of that DJ fellow was pure gold.
tincow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:02
tincow
You're *SUPPOSED* to potentially disagree with reviewers..it is their opinion after all, and opinions vary.

Which is why Metacritic/Metascore is such a useful thing..or it would be if the entire gaming review system didn't spend 99% of it's time deciding whether to give the newest hyped FPS, Action game, or Nintendo Franchise a 9, a 9.5, or a 10.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:02
linuxguy
just bought burnout for ps3,is there a FNF for it?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:36
shipero
@linuxguy

Kind of, I usually play either it or Rock Band in between UT3 and WarHawk on FNF. I haven't had much luck getting people to join me on either.
andazz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:47
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@shipero
I have UT3 too,where can I find Dtoiders with UT
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:48
Knivy
Didn't like this review that much, but still funny.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:54
shipero
@andazz

Look of FNF posts by Y0j1mb0 we play it every Friday. Another good start would be to add Y0j1mb0(PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p) and MrSadistic(PSN: SaintSadistic) to your friends list they play often.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 17:19
Aziel13
ah yahtzee you've done it again <3
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 17:21
Brian Szabelski
Eh, this week was laughing that totally ridiculous moment. Either Yahtzee wasn't on the ball... or I no longer find him funny.
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