Question: Does he spoil Braid? I've yet to play through it.

The doors thing isn't really a dick move, it's just common sense. But whatever, it's a Yahtzee review.

He's right.

Australia has some really, really nice beaches.

Needs musical intros again.

Oh man that was a fricking great review. :-)

I love the "Games tuppence a bag" sign.

Not his best, but still pretty funny. The beginning was the best. "Especially you, ADRIAN!"

I'm glad he pointed out that sometimes simply being vague about art because you're supposed to "think about it" when really you're supposed to "think what the artist was thinking". Art that "makes you think" isn't supposed to mean "thinking what the artist is thinking" and should preferably be done by someone who knows what they're actually trying to say.
Being deliberately vague doesn't make it good, it just makes you look like a twat who can't communicate complex ideas in a comprehensible way. And he used my same analogy too. The one about people not getting a joke so you have to explain it to them but no one ever finds a joke explained as funny because you have to intuitively understand it. That's the point.
And how can you intuitively understand something if even the artist doesn't? You can't. And that's one of the reasons why Braid is fucking stupid.

Meh, he's gone so down hill in a year's time.

Blow said he doesn't fully understand certain things either from what I remember.