Let this be a lesson to you, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS and use your head! In this case, not literally.
Three, count it three, people have been killed by the most unlikely of device. I don't know how else to say it but they were killed by a foot massage machine. Here's the news report.
Don't speak that language? Oh well, you get to see the device. What is happening is three people (not at the same time) used this foot massaging device on their neck to give themselves a neck massage since they are so tense from all the pr0n or something. Anyways, their collar gets caught and it gets tangled until they are choked to death.
Wow, now that is something else. An obivous way to avoid such certain death is not wear a shirt while using this product on your neck. Or you could simply NOT use a foot massager on your neck! I thought Japanese people were supposed to be smart.
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That's why any sexual device that plugs into a wall is never a good idea.
This is the smartest thing that anybody has said about anything. Ever.