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Step on the gas pedal, nagger!
I want to put one of those road signs in my yard and make it say that. It might be pretty cool.
It's about time the zombie apocalypse started...
...And the MBV remake brought Tom Atkins back to theaters, so it can't be all fail...
Shouldn't this be under your CollegeHumourFunnyOrDie account?
I like the idea that municipal authorities have some sort of zombie-apocalypse-traffic-control plan.
"Sir! The dead are rising and feasting on the brains of the living!"
"Damn, that could lead to congestion in the inner-city areas... I hope to hell we gritted them this morning, or we're all doomed!"
Umm, this is a picture...
Shouldn't you be trollin' elsewhere?
Paging Tristero.
That is awesome...
So you only post videos as CH/FoD?
No clue what you are trying to say doucheman. Go elsewhere.
I would poop.
HIT THE GAS AND LETS GO KILL SOME ZOMBIES
I'm with Blehman, though it was sort of funny how tied this into Dead Rising 2 at the end so you wouldn't whave to put NVGR.
I tagged this "NVGR" in the tags so it is NOT necessary to put "NVGR" in the title. The DR2 comment was just a lulz. What crawled up your bums.
Quit spamming the c-blogs with everything that pops up on your RSS feed, and people wouldn't be so critical of your 20 posts a day.
Doucheman
Douchebo
Zombieplatydouche
Serendipidouche
MrSadouchetic
CountingDoucheflict
BlindsideDouche
Adding the word douche to peoples moniker's is not only fun... but hillarious!
LOL. I like how you try to act oblivious about being the person behind the "funnyordie/college humor" account. Hamza already outed you with his comment "STOP THIS BLINDSIDE DORK" on the last collegehumor/funnyordie blog that was posted. Anyway, cool picture.
Crank up the jayumz!
MrSadouchetic
hahaha
Killing zombies is a dream. I would get super excited and probably flip my car over and die if I saw that sign.
@Usedtabe
I never said I didn't make up that account, I told Hamza it was me. I just don't know why blehman is being a douche here. "ZOMG, I posted a picture instead of a video this time around...next time I might post a video instead of a picture. Alert the trolls!"
@Counting
Spamming? I've done ONE post today. You are just upset cause your goty thing was fail.
My bad then. I do think it's a cool picture.
they must be near racoon city.
It's okay...work sucks right now. Just glad to see you’re still among the living!
lol @ BSD calling anyone else a troll
So would usedtabe be douchetape or useddouche?
lolololol bsd you make these stupid fucking posts every 2 hours, and when someone complains of spamming the blogs, you get all butthurt.
blindsidedouche
I seriously vote for "useddouche". Cuz that means I wuz in da puzzy, yo and dat shit iz now cleans.
Nice, I was actually exoecting a "Too Late" sign or something
LOL...I would hope that zombies took over the area. That means free stuff. Non stop looting!!!
My GOTY thing didn't get a lot of success, but Hamza already said that he is going to use that model for the official awards next year. I apparently did something right... unlike the guy who thinks that anything posted on FoD or Kotaku is somehow blogworthy.
At least I'm not the only guy who thinks your blog spam is the worst thing to happen to D-toid cblogs since Heretic. With all this "content" you bring to the site, you could start your own blog.... far far away from this one.
Douchebo? NO U
Oh hello,
i'm a completely unbiased 3rd party, and i have to agree with countingconflict, blindside is a deuche, you need to keep this "news" to yourself. Move to blogger.com
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
^
Oh, shit! I commented on the wrong blog.
Halfdouche?
I would keep driving,and if I didn't see any zombies I would circle back and kill everyone responsible for this. I hate false advertisement.
Spamming? I've done ONE post today. You are just upset cause your goty thing was fail.
The day ain't near over yet...
Oh shat white folks dying
black folk getting the Fudge up outta hur
I would immediately brake and start driving home. There, I would grab my survival kit and put on my gear (leather trench coat, gas mask, combat helmet, katana) which at that point I would call my nearby friends and tell them that they had 20 minutes to get to my house if they wanted to get out alive.
Following that I would call my family and tell them to meet me at a position 3 hours north and let them know when i would arrive, how long i would stay to wait for stragglers and then what time I would be leaving.
Once the 20 minutes were up I would leave with what friends had made it and go to the designated zone in the allotted time and wait for the stragglers. I would then leave at said time and proceed further north.
Once I was about 12 hours in vehicle travel time away from the initial sign, I would break for 8 hours to sleep, with a guard rotation ready to alert the group to leave. Once we arrived any stragglers would be given coordinates to our location so they could meet up with us.
Once the time was up, we would travel north a full days worth and repeat this routine until we had reached Northern Canada, of course pausing briefly to get winter clothing and a guide. We would then Take over a residence which we would start fortifying and gathering resources, while building a repertoire with the community.
We would then monitor all communications available and see the spread of the infection, the movement of refugee's and try to gather other individuals that had useful skills to our groups.
Yeah I've thought about this once or twice.
Hey Blindside, it's called tumblr.com
Learn to post your LOL I SAW DIS ON DIGG shit over there, because we're sick of it.
@CountingConflict
Sorry, you have me confused with JoeBurling. I don't go to Kotaku at all.
@king
Digg? Fraid not kid, I only go on there to digg stories from editors. Nice try!
MechaDouchekey
That really is a great sign.
And since it actually does seem kinda fun...
DoucheFactor!
I'd hit the gas and go flyin down the street doing 90 while yelling HEY move your decaying ass of the road,but thats just me.
sad thing is NY traffic will cause you to drive like this regardless of zombie situation.
HA-DOUCHEN!!!
Heh, TheCleaningDouche.
I am Douchicus!
get a goddamned tumblr or something
I'M ZEKETHEDOUCHE!
Douchebutler
My name does not lend itself to doucheness. My personality?