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The scariest road sign you will ever see!
BlindsideDork | 10:50 AM on 01.22.2009 56 comments


Honestly, if I saw this sign I can't honestly tell you what I would do. Of course I would be curious to go ahead and see what it was all about like any stupid person in a scary movie unlike My Bloody Valentine which was fail but common sense woudl tell me to turn around immediatly and go the other way.





So if you came across a sign that looked like this...











...what would you do?


Remember, it may be easy, but that doesn't mean you should hack one of these road signs. Who knows, something like Dead Rising 2 could happen then.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 10:58
MrSadistic
Step on the gas pedal, nagger!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 11:35
ThunderHeartXI
I want to put one of those road signs in my yard and make it say that. It might be pretty cool.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 11:37
ZombiePlatypus
It's about time the zombie apocalypse started...


...And the MBV remake brought Tom Atkins back to theaters, so it can't be all fail...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 11:49
blehman
Shouldn't this be under your CollegeHumourFunnyOrDie account?
Serendipity's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 11:57
Serendipity
I like the idea that municipal authorities have some sort of zombie-apocalypse-traffic-control plan.
"Sir! The dead are rising and feasting on the brains of the living!"
"Damn, that could lead to congestion in the inner-city areas... I hope to hell we gritted them this morning, or we're all doomed!"
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 11:57
BlindsideDork
Umm, this is a picture...

Shouldn't you be trollin' elsewhere?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:05
A New Challenger
Paging Tristero.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:10
AgentMOO
That is awesome...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:12
blehman
So you only post videos as CH/FoD?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:27
BlindsideDork
No clue what you are trying to say doucheman. Go elsewhere.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:30
welkstar
I would poop.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:38
Vlambo
HIT THE GAS AND LETS GO KILL SOME ZOMBIES
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:44
Krow-Kupo
I'm with Blehman, though it was sort of funny how tied this into Dead Rising 2 at the end so you wouldn't whave to put NVGR.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 12:51
BlindsideDork
I tagged this "NVGR" in the tags so it is NOT necessary to put "NVGR" in the title. The DR2 comment was just a lulz. What crawled up your bums.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:02
CountingConflict
Quit spamming the c-blogs with everything that pops up on your RSS feed, and people wouldn't be so critical of your 20 posts a day.

Doucheman
Douchebo
Zombieplatydouche
Serendipidouche
MrSadouchetic
CountingDoucheflict
BlindsideDouche

Adding the word douche to peoples moniker's is not only fun... but hillarious!
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:05
Usedtabe
LOL. I like how you try to act oblivious about being the person behind the "funnyordie/college humor" account. Hamza already outed you with his comment "STOP THIS BLINDSIDE DORK" on the last collegehumor/funnyordie blog that was posted. Anyway, cool picture.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:18
Clockwork
Killing zombies is a dream. I would get super excited and probably flip my car over and die if I saw that sign.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:25
BlindsideDork
@Usedtabe

I never said I didn't make up that account, I told Hamza it was me. I just don't know why blehman is being a douche here. "ZOMG, I posted a picture instead of a video this time around...next time I might post a video instead of a picture. Alert the trolls!"



@Counting

Spamming? I've done ONE post today. You are just upset cause your goty thing was fail.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:29
Usedtabe
My bad then. I do think it's a cool picture.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:34
Qraze
they must be near racoon city.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:35
BlindsideDork
It's okay...work sucks right now. Just glad to see you’re still among the living!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:39
blehman
lol @ BSD calling anyone else a troll
TheRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:52
TheRemedy
So would usedtabe be douchetape or useddouche?
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:56
Zombutler
lolololol bsd you make these stupid fucking posts every 2 hours, and when someone complains of spamming the blogs, you get all butthurt.


blindsidedouche
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 13:59
Usedtabe
I seriously vote for "useddouche". Cuz that means I wuz in da puzzy, yo and dat shit iz now cleans.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:07
Gantz
Nice, I was actually exoecting a "Too Late" sign or something
UnknownSmurf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:15
UnknownSmurf
LOL...I would hope that zombies took over the area. That means free stuff. Non stop looting!!!
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:31
CountingConflict
My GOTY thing didn't get a lot of success, but Hamza already said that he is going to use that model for the official awards next year. I apparently did something right... unlike the guy who thinks that anything posted on FoD or Kotaku is somehow blogworthy.

At least I'm not the only guy who thinks your blog spam is the worst thing to happen to D-toid cblogs since Heretic. With all this "content" you bring to the site, you could start your own blog.... far far away from this one.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:35
Vlambo
Douchebo? NO U
Ossisk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:43
Ossisk
Oh hello,

i'm a completely unbiased 3rd party, and i have to agree with countingconflict, blindside is a deuche, you need to keep this "news" to yourself. Move to blogger.com
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 14:59
the Golden Avatar
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 15:00
the Golden Avatar
^

Oh, shit! I commented on the wrong blog.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 15:01
Half left
Halfdouche?
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 15:26
lv99ron
I would keep driving,and if I didn't see any zombies I would circle back and kill everyone responsible for this. I hate false advertisement.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 15:59
RonBurgandy2010
Spamming? I've done ONE post today. You are just upset cause your goty thing was fail.

The day ain't near over yet...
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 16:13
Aziel13
Oh shat white folks dying
black folk getting the Fudge up outta hur
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 16:28
Tehmtnlion
I would immediately brake and start driving home. There, I would grab my survival kit and put on my gear (leather trench coat, gas mask, combat helmet, katana) which at that point I would call my nearby friends and tell them that they had 20 minutes to get to my house if they wanted to get out alive.

Following that I would call my family and tell them to meet me at a position 3 hours north and let them know when i would arrive, how long i would stay to wait for stragglers and then what time I would be leaving.

Once the 20 minutes were up I would leave with what friends had made it and go to the designated zone in the allotted time and wait for the stragglers. I would then leave at said time and proceed further north.

Once I was about 12 hours in vehicle travel time away from the initial sign, I would break for 8 hours to sleep, with a guard rotation ready to alert the group to leave. Once we arrived any stragglers would be given coordinates to our location so they could meet up with us.

Once the time was up, we would travel north a full days worth and repeat this routine until we had reached Northern Canada, of course pausing briefly to get winter clothing and a guide. We would then Take over a residence which we would start fortifying and gathering resources, while building a repertoire with the community.

We would then monitor all communications available and see the spread of the infection, the movement of refugee's and try to gather other individuals that had useful skills to our groups.

Yeah I've thought about this once or twice.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 16:31
king3vbo
Hey Blindside, it's called tumblr.com

Learn to post your LOL I SAW DIS ON DIGG shit over there, because we're sick of it.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 17:09
BlindsideDork
@CountingConflict

Sorry, you have me confused with JoeBurling. I don't go to Kotaku at all.


@king

Digg? Fraid not kid, I only go on there to digg stories from editors. Nice try!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 17:48
MechaMonkey
MechaDouchekey
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 18:23
NegFactor
That really is a great sign.

And since it actually does seem kinda fun...

DoucheFactor!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 18:24
Black Nexus
I'd hit the gas and go flyin down the street doing 90 while yelling HEY move your decaying ass of the road,but thats just me.

sad thing is NY traffic will cause you to drive like this regardless of zombie situation.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 18:29
Ha-Puken
HA-DOUCHEN!!!
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 19:14
TheCleaningGuy
Heh, TheCleaningDouche.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 19:22
Spartacus
I am Douchicus!


get a goddamned tumblr or something
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 20:23
ZekeThePlumber
I'M ZEKETHEDOUCHE!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 20:56
Zombutler
Douchebutler
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 21:13
Krow-Kupo
My name does not lend itself to doucheness. My personality?
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 21:16
Pangloss
I don't think my name really works here. Pangdouche? Douchegloss? I dunno.

Also, how dare you guys get mad at BSD for posting all his funny pictures? It's not like there are other outlets on the internet for this sort of thing.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 21:58
grafkhun
@krow:

Krouche? Douchrow? you're right, 'doucheing' your name doesn't work.
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