Wow, just wow. COMPLETELY out of left field. This is one update that I especially did not see coming. Sure it makes sense, I just don't know all saddly. I will try to get my powers working better it is just the lack of sleep from the Biodome is making them not work. Update time...
Diddy Kong
Yepo! DK's younger fried is ready to do some smashing. The only downer is they said screeenshots can't capture the true essence of how he moves. Then give us more video you moron!
His fighting moves are even said to be "whimsical." Wait is that a good thing?
Uh oh, tips into future update with special movs being Rocketbarrel Boost and Peanut Pop Gun? Those teases!
I don't know why I never thought they'd bring the little one out to play. It makes sense. A quick fighter is added and deepens the character pool.
Nope, nothing witty for me to say, but you like the challenger approaches pic? I think I might work on a special pic for each category...next weekend that is.
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But I'll try not to hold that against him and enjoy his inclusion in Brawl for what it is. A Monkey wearing a Nintendo hat as playable character. That's not something to be sad about, right?
Please let Tom Nook be a playable character...
And wow, I totally did not see this one coming.
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/stage06.html
I suck at this game.
I'm just surprised Nintendo hasn't figured out how horrible that song is yet.
I don't understand how DKC was perverted. I really liked it!
Plus, Diddy Kong Racing was one of my first and favorite games.
I for one welcome our new monkey overlords, even though I totally agree with Tron and the whole franchised monkey perverts situation.
But oh well, Brawl's gonna be a giant gaming cluster fuck anyways.
Here, here, here we go,
So they're finally here performing for you,
If you know the words you can join in too,
Put your hands togeather if you want to clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap,
Huh!!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
He's finally back, to kick some tail,
His coconut gun can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt,
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
Shecan shrink in size to suit her mood,
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and climb up trees,
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
He has no style, he has no grace,
This Kong has a funny face,
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a baloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood,
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out he's one tough Kong,
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
Huh!!
Finally he's here, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK crew,
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong is one heck of a guy!
Huh!!
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells,
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells,
Oh yeah!!