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Smash Update: Dancing Queen, feel the beet/young and sweet
BlindsideDork | 6:40 AM on 10.19.2007 15 comments


I just realized I forgot to do a banner for this choice. How stupid of me! I guess it will be some text for the contest later today. So today's is...well isn't that just oh so pretty? I mean really ... awww!



Final Smash: Peach Blossom


Wha? What's with that title? Anyways, her eyes glow and she looks a little evil there.



And then she inhabits your screen. Take over is more like it!



With all the pedals(?) falling and her dancing, enemies fall asleep. I guess she is a bad (read: non-sexy) dancer. Fo' shame.



What are we left with, PEACHES! Peaches? These can be used to be eaten while everyone around you is asleep. Closer you are to the Peachster, the deeper the sleep. Mmmmm, deep sleep sounds nice right abo...zzzzzzzzz



But you don't have to just eat 'dem dare peaches,



You can launch them at opponents!


Yeah, who wants a devastatingly powerful Final Smash when you can have something that somewhat replenishes you and causes little damage? My point exactly. At least the moves are varied though, right?

But what is up with this name? At the end it says "The flowers bloom. The peaches pour down. Yes. It’s so elegant." Is this purposesly tongue-in-cheek? "Peach Blossom" As you see pictures of her and she dances around...there is another joke in there but I can seem to pull out, can you?



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Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 07:38
Cowzilla3
Yea, I'm glad they aren't all super mega destroyers, while that would be cool at least with moves like this you can pull of different things, plus if you are at a high percentage and so is your opponent then this would be even better because you can smash attack him off the screen and then lower your percentage too.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 07:43
Snaileb
I think her final smash is lamer than the peanut gun for Diddy.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 07:48
king3vbo
I still think Diddy's is the lamest
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 07:58
Maurice Tan
I would hate to die this way.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:02
BigPopaGamer
The golf pic is awesome though.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:05
Justice
it's decent i guess
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:40
Rockvillian
Yeah, I agree Snail.

"So what should Diddy's Final Smash be?"

"I dunno, just make his peanut gun stronger and he can fly for a bit."

"What about Peach?"

"Peaches fall on the ground or something."
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:43
BlindsideDork
Will Snake throw a bunch of snakes at you?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:51
Rockvillian
Sonic also throws Sonic burgers while he's busy being 9001!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 08:56
Rockvillian
Wait did I say 9001? I meant 8999.

Ah.... just kidding... I love you Brawl.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 10:07
king3vbo
Snake better use Metal Gear and pwn some face. If he throws snakes at people Im going to cry
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 11:41
Variable Gear
This is another interesting Final Smash!

The lamest ones so far are Link's, Mario's, Ike's, and Meta-Knight's. I like the Final Smashes that are much more than one big hit. Samus' is really close to this but the Zero Suit brings it back to being cool. You have to get the Smash Ball again and do your Final Smash as ZSS to transform back - so if you die as ZSS you come back as ZSS.

...At least that is how it is in the E 4 All demo.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 11:43
Tron Knotts
Another point for Blindside.

You're kicking ass, my friend.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 11:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
Okay, I'm officially creeped out now by Peach.
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