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Smash Update: Boy do I have a fine selection for you!
BlindsideDork | 5:33 AM on 12.14.2007 17 comments


POW POW Right the kisser from right over there! But don't worry about the bruise. We got some anxious people ready to Assist you at a moment's notice if you should ever REALLY need it. Well do you?


Waluigi


Saddly this character can't permanently help you but he is ready to offer temporary services.


Such a lengthy specimen...


Watch as he jogs,


Watch as he kicks someone into the ground,


Watch as his final kick connects, shocking!


And tennis anyone?


This assist always finishes what he started which makes him an excellent candidate to aid your journey.







Did that one not wet your appetite? Was it not bright enough for you? Then try this one!






Stafy



Aww how cute! But don't let this prince of heavenly seas, Densetsu no Stafy star fool you, it means business!


Sure it is all smiley and nice, but that is how the most vicious of all predators are right before they are about to pounce!


Look at how smoothly he glides around, looking for a victim...


Oh no, it looks like it caught some diddily monkey! Things are looking bleak.


What's this, the monkey got away? Despite viscous and rare nature, they are easily repelled.


Just becareful not to get caught it its grasp...

Now you have a better understanding as to what might be available to you, I sure hope you make the right decision in your aid. You can't decide? Well then I will decide for you, random choice you get! I will just throw these NICE, new selections in with the rest and it will be wild pick for you. Deal? Well it's too late to decide on that!




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Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 05:39
Krayven
HELL YEAH! Waluigi is awesome. :D He's my favorite character from the Mario games. Wish he was playable though.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 06:07
aborto thefetus
HAHA!! I'm on a roll bitches, I'm an unstoppable guessing machine!!!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 06:29
Jonathan Holmes
1) Awesome that this was a double update, neither update being something like "Wide Screen Support!" or what not.

2) Both these Assist trophies are awesome to me. Either would have made great playable characters. Having them in the game at all is a boon.

3) It's good have the "official" BSD update in before I have to jaunt off to work.

Snow storms aside, so far this is turning out to be a kick ass birthday.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 06:40
aborto thefetus
@jonathan holmes
I miss you Tron, this contest isn't anywhere near as challenging without you.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 07:02
Bob Muir
I actually own Densetsu no Stafy 1 and 2, I just never played them. Maybe Densetsu no Stafy 5 will make the jump to the US if it's released?
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 07:02
Johnny Blaze
Woot for NEX star... BOOOOO for making me believe I had a point for chracter when it is actually a trophy..

WHooo hooo for being a cool update finally..
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:20
B-Radicate
Sooo close to a new character... yet so far.
DanielMachine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:23
DanielMachine
Pretty good updates the past two days.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:28
Variable Gear
I love the double update! Waluigi has a move that reminds me of DK from Melee (that imma stick you in the ground move). I love how Waluigi is holding a tennis racquet for no apparent reason since all his moves seem to use his legs. Stafy looks nice, and it's good that the US didn't miss out on him since we didn't get any of his games.



Also, Nice captions Blindside.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:29
Butmac
Waluigi!! I was hoping to have him as a playable character. Something about him and Wario fighting Mario and Luigi would just make a part of my life complete.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:38
Hitogoroshi
Yeah Waluigi would have been cool as a playable character.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:41
madninja
I think now there are more assist trophys then there are characters. Cool update but wont compare to what will be Mondays.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 08:54
Rockvillian
Madninja knows something!

And lol @ Dork's captions.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 09:03
lucashoal
Waluigi was first introduced in one of the Mario Tennis games, so that's probably one of the reasons.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 11:33
Brian Szabelski
FUCK YEAH, STAFY!

And also, another point for me.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 13:42
Dynamic Sheep
I always thought it was Sta"r"fy... Stafy is a strange name for a star.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 14:00
king3vbo
Stafy FTW
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