Buackaroo BONSAI! Or something like that. Some of these
Pokémon are just off the wall. Where do they get these ideas? These Japanesers are just crazy, I'm telling you! And time for another exciting installment...
Bonsly
The tree, like a bonsai but he is made mostly of rock and stone.
What's a Pokémon without feet to walk?
He is a heavy mother too.
And somehow you are able to throw him, even if you are a diddy.
Just try not to get hit or you will be sailing away!
This big bertha has the potential to knock fighters off even if they are below 50% damage. Imagine if they were ABOVE 50%. DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!
But feat not! There is defense against this heavy hitter. REFLECTION! Go Fox Go!
coming next week wario throws a brick at sonic, it hurts him and he starts bleeding from the head but only recieves 2% damage
This pokemon is kind of stupid, he doesn't really do anything. You throw him at people and it hurts them. Isn't that what a pokeball does? It's like getting a pokeball inside of another fucking pokeball.
...because it's so funny to hear my friend call him "shnookums."
Oh, and weak update tbh. Another great start to the week!