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Smash Update: BONZAI!
BlindsideDork | 6:26 AM on 12.10.2007 13 comments


Buackaroo BONSAI! Or something like that. Some of these Pokémon are just off the wall. Where do they get these ideas? These Japanesers are just crazy, I'm telling you! And time for another exciting installment...



Bonsly



The tree, like a bonsai but he is made mostly of rock and stone.



What's a Pokémon without feet to walk?



He is a heavy mother too.



And somehow you are able to throw him, even if you are a diddy.



Just try not to get hit or you will be sailing away!

This big bertha has the potential to knock fighters off even if they are below 50% damage. Imagine if they were ABOVE 50%. DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!



But feat not! There is defense against this heavy hitter. REFLECTION! Go Fox Go!




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stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 06:44
stevephoenix
hang on...you can just throw a tree at your opponents...thats it? no moves, no special death ray, literally just throw a tree?

coming next week wario throws a brick at sonic, it hurts him and he starts bleeding from the head but only recieves 2% damage
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 07:03
aborto thefetus
Yay! I has another point!

This pokemon is kind of stupid, he doesn't really do anything. You throw him at people and it hurts them. Isn't that what a pokeball does? It's like getting a pokeball inside of another fucking pokeball.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 07:28
BlindsideDork
Except he can walk and he packs a wallop!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 07:31
aborto thefetus
All I have to say is that they better not have Mr Saturn in here now, since they are pretty similar.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 08:16
Variable Gear
I still hope they have Mr. Saturn...

...because it's so funny to hear my friend call him "shnookums."

Oh, and weak update tbh. Another great start to the week!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 08:20
Rockvillian
I approve this update. It's classic "what the....hell?" Smash Bros goodness.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 08:27
MaxVest
Reminds me of a weeble.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 10:22
Bob Muir
It's official: the Smash Dojo is dead.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 10:33
king3vbo
Layme update is layme, simply because Mr. Saturn is way more awesome
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2007 10:38
BlindsideDork
Nope Necros, I just went to the site and it is up and running just fine!
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