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BlindsideDork | 4:51 AM on 10.16.2007 23 comments


This could be one of three things with this title. Which do you think it is? It could be an item, a game mode, or some wierd assist trophy. Which do you pick? Do you feel lucky, punk?



STADIUM: Home-Run Contest



Haha, you were wrong! No, you totally picked item. I heard you and so did John! Anyways it is a Honme Run Derby contest with our sandbag friend. Hit him a hard as you can and send him flying. Furthest distance wins.



The trick is you have 10 seconds to beat him up and dish out the most damage on him so you can smack him and send him flying. More damage = further distance. You know how this is done, don't question me!









There are 4 differences to this game now and here they are.


1. The stadium platform is protected by a shield.



You and sandbag are contained in the field and allows you to rack up some decent combos for maximum batting distance.



2. Two player simultaneous play.



Co-Op-ly bash the bag to smetherings!


3. Two player alternation of play.



Alteration of play, heck yeah! Right? Competition and your mother.



4.Bring this bia online!



Do either co-op or against in this mode online. How's that for a slice of fried gold? Sorry you can't tell by the picture it is using the innerwebz!


Honestly, I wil probably just Smash the most. But I guess you can have some fun with it, right? (I'll add the rest of the pics later when I am at work!)



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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 06:04
bleep
Dammit Dork I totally WAS picking item...NARF!

Looks pretty cool, but kinda gimmicky..but still fun prolly
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 06:26
JACK of No Trades
Who wants to break into Nentendo Corp with me and steal this fucking game? I cannot wait any longer!
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 06:35
Tron Knotts
Is bia short for bia-tch?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 07:27
Cowzilla3
Co-op online batting competition...could maybe lead to co-op online multiplayer in the game...maybe?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 07:29
BlindsideDork
I think any and every mode in this game will be online. Aslong as it is multiplayer.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 07:34
Butmac
Hmm...

This update leaves a nothing taste in my mouth
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 07:46
Rockvillian
A shield on the platform? That is for noobs!

Just kidding, I don't give a crap. Sandbag was always something to do when I was REALLY bored, and now we can do it online, together? Wee? Okay!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 07:48
BlindsideDork
Rockvillian, what are you doing up so early?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 08:15
Rockvillian
I can't read women well, and yada yada yada, we ended up going to bed early.

Now I drink coffee... in silence.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 08:31
MrJunko
@ Rockvillian

What you wanted to pork your woman while secretly playing Half Life 2 on the side right? They get so angry when you do that...
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 08:41
Rockvillian
@ MrJunko

100 tokens for you! You would have gotten 150 if you guessed the correct answer of "I wanted to play Half Life 2 and skip the other thing." Indeed, I have much manliness to make up for now.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 08:55
MrJunko
@ Rockvillian

Ah Grasshoppa you have much to learn, I have mastered the art of satisfying my woman and playing video games. Just give it to her...real good. So good that she falls asleep. Once she is comatose due to the good slip of the sausage you just gave her. She wont care WHAT you do. INCLUDING playing Half Life 2 really loud with your surround sound.

crowbar to the face FTW
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 09:04
Rockvillian
OOHhhhh, MUCH ah-WISdom in Smash post this morning.

MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 09:12
MrJunko
-bows to Rockvillian-

go forth my pupil..the path of enlightenment is paved with fooling the opposite sex. These are the words of Buddah.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 09:17
Variable Gear
Nice to see that there is a shield up that will allow you to get more damage on the Sandbag and not fall off the platform mid-combo. Online play/Co-op play/Alternating play sounds cool as well, sounds like the foundation of an interesting drinking game.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 09:43
The Incredible Edible Egg
Seriously, who the fuck needs a shield. Why dont you go play Viva Pinata? No, really, its a good game.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 09:56
Brian Szabelski
If only Sandbag were a playable character...
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 10:10
BlindsideDork
*gasp* Nihon spoiled the secret!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 10:20
king3vbo
I want to play as Sandbag, that would be fucking epic
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 10:21
MrJunko
playing as sandbag almost seems like playing with Tofu from Resident Evil. SEPERATED AT BIRTH...DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 10:32
Rockvillian
What would be sandbag's moves? Getting homerun'd, hopefully?

That would actually be pretty nifty if most of his moves involved KO'ing himself, taking other players with him.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 10:33
MrJunko
well he would have like a knife..a really sharp one. That would uh, cut juggulars?
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