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My Video Game Dreams come true
BlindsideDork | 1:47 PM on 01.29.2009 22 comments




Past the console/flame wars and suckage, there are amazing games out there. So many, it's pretty hard to find a game that doesn't cover some sort of "fantasy" a gamer could have. Of course minus the whole "sex fantasies." But when looking at all these games, all my video game dreams are true or about to come true.



Zombies

The most obvious of them all is of course zombie killing. Killing zombies through the medium of video games has never been so easy. No longer do I have to pretend something is a zombie cause there are games dedicated to this amazing spectacule. What is better is I can do this with friends or even be them.




Yes, the zombie killing dream is none other than Left 4 Dead. Some others that lend themselves to this dream are the upcoming Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Burn Zombie Burn! Make you twice at another sleepwalker, huh?




Xenomorphs

Ever since I was a little boy, Aliens was an awesome movie. Actually it still is a sweet movie. And in the golden days I would have to stick to playing with the stellar action figures to act out my dreams. That is until Alien 3 came out. And soon enough there will be a new title to quench this hunger.




Aliens: Colonial Marines will be the snooze button to return to an excellent dreamful slumber. In dreams, no one can hear you scream...well that's not true since Mason talks in his sleep.




Music

Besides video games, there is a world of music out there. Grand and full of uniqueness and copies/clones/redundant bands. Doesn't mean you can't do your own thing. Thankfully there is a wide range of "tools" or games to accomplish such a feat.




Electroplankton, Jam Session, E4, and KORG-DS 10 are four titles among a slightly larger lot that let's you accomplish the joys of actually making soothing sounds for sleep or party time.

No, Rock Band and Guitar Hero are not the among these titles. Those are "cool simulators" that let you play not so great songs. On the contrary, these titles let you actually make music. Understand the difference?




Adventure/Exploration

Another childhood dream is to set off on a crazy adventure. Exploring the jungle and adventuring into ancient places of the past. Who wouldn't want to be like Indiana Jones? Unfortunately most of his games are bollocks. But hope is not lost when you have Nathan Drake!




Uncharted: Drake's Fortune is a cure for the explorers nightmares of...no questing! Bring your own whip and hat.




The Force

Look at all these childhood memories coming back. Besides exploring the unknowns of the world, there is the unknowns of space. Being all held together by something greater than us is alluring. Plus who doesn't want to cut things up with a lightsaber or shoot lightning from your hands?!




Perhaps not the greatest of games, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed let you use the lightsaber and force powers like never before. The use of the force seemed greater than previous efforts like Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II. Can you feel it?




Starship Troopers

There is one dream that has yet to come true. It has in the past but with mostly fail results. But the hope that this dream will come true will be fulfilled tonight. It may not be exact but killing large swarms of bugs will nonetheless be obtained. Rico's Roughnecks wouldn't have it any other way!




Although not an "official" Starship Troopers game in any way, Savage Moon consists of many things that will make that dream a realtiy. Military settlements on a distant planet, large defense weapons, and hordes of bugs coming in to kill! I can't wait!!!Brings a new meaing to "don't let the bed bugs bite!"


There are other game dreams that have been realized like Team Fortress 2 for epic team action or Gears of War for a little chainsaw fun. Wartime games with Killzone and dino-killing games Turok. High speed, futuristic racing on F-Zero GX and crashing cars in Burnout 2. And who can forget jerking a Wiimote/beam katana in No More Heroes? All these and more leaves me with the feeling of how great it is to be a gamer now.

Have your Video Game Dreams come true?



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Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 14:03
Hitogoroshi
Fucking want!
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:04
Lightthrower
Yessss Savage Moon comes to PSN today!!!!! Can't wait to get home.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:05
MrSadistic
I won't be happy until someone (and by someone, I mean myself) makes a game that involves Jesus and Dracula taking on robot zombies in post-apocalyptic Texas.
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:12
stevephoenix
i notice you like to kill things alot in your dreams. Anger issues?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:22
pedrovay2003
Heh, I love the He-Man reference in your Force picture.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:27
GuitarAtomik
@galagabug

I made/ate the cheese filled version of that. I felt winded when I finished it.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:30
galagabug
guitar - i envy you. not your arteries, but your fortitude.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 15:50
NotAZombie
@ Cotton

lol dumbass fanboi lol

P.S. Street Fighter IV works on my 360 too.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 16:22
Qraze
i thought he-man said "by the power of greyskull" not "i have the power".
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 17:19
Puppy Licks
You know what my dream is?
A Starship Troopers game designed by Infinity Ward.

...it's a wet dream.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 20:52
TheDreadHawk
I will not be happy until there's a game about a war between xenomorphic pie and cake. I'm serious. Unless I missed one, in which case, fuck me.


@Cotton

You missed the point the first time around, dude.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 21:40
Daxelman
I thought there was already a Starship Troopers Game...


Yep, X-Play is useful sometimes...
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 23:05
Excel-2011
@Qraze:
Prince Adam says "By the power of Grayskull." Only He-Man says "I have the power."
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 07:25
BlindsideDork
@Daxelman

That's why I said It has in the past but with mostly fail results. There were multiple Starship Troopers game. One RTS and one FPS.

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 07:40
Daxelman
Ah, sorry Blindside. I didn't read that top paragraph. At all.

Wonder how I skipped that...oh well.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 07:52
BlindsideDork
It's okay, I am VAGUE MAN!!! I would've missed it too. <3
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