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MOAR Escalator Tricks
BlindsideDork | 11:49 AM on 06.24.2008 15 comments


Perhaps these might not be as remarkable as the previous one I blogged earlier, (some are) but it shows off the varied of things that can be done on/with an escalator. Id on't think anyone wouldve thought of the Cigarette one. Nor the face...

Take a look at some of the many things you can do.



Clean



It is the most extreme thing out there apparently. It is a talent you have to hone.



Roll Cigarettes



Skill



Slide



Your classic move, been there done that.



Slide some more



You should stop this video after 31 seconds, the rest is just the same thing at different speeds.



Slide again



Of course I don't know if this counts as an escalator trick.



Dive head first (aka, bust your face open)



This is a neat trick that I think we all need to try!



Straddle



Which is apparently the "FUNNiEST THiNG EVER."



Levitate



Look ma, no hands?



Ski



This seems like a huge rush although I was disappointed by the ending.



Bring a kid deathly afriad of Escalators onto a...well Escalator


Ignore what the kid says at the end, it make make you we todd did.

You can't fake those shrieks of terror.


And then there is the classic...



Fall and take your family down with you



Always a classic move to pull, and I am sure your family will love you for it. You will always be special in their eyes.

This is only a taste of the many things you can dow ith an escalator. And forgive me if at anytime I said elevator instead of ecalator because for some reason they are blending together and I am le tired.



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Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 11:53
Rockvillian
I used to call these elevators until I was 15
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 11:57
RonBurgandy2010
I hereby institute the ESCALATOR OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!! We'll do it in that really big mall somewhere in the Midwest. Fuck China.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 12:23
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Dive head first (aka, bust your face open) was the best one. That guy deserved it.

And the skiing looks like it would be amazing to do.
Zulu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 12:32
Zulu
Great blog man, I enjoyed most of the videos. The one were that guy brings that scared kind onto an escalator was priceless.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 12:56
galagabug
must. ski. down. elevator!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 13:13
Justice
Superb collection. I still don't understand how the guy pulled off the ski one.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 13:33
nintendoll
None of those videos are working for me. I guess my computer is retarded :(
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 13:56
Kryptinite
what nintendoll said
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 14:09
13thDragon
You must be really bored today, eh BSD?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 14:16
007
Wow, the skiing one looked pretty fun.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 14:45
Mr Wilson
I feel like you slapped me in the face for my comment in your other blog with this.

LOL
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 14:54
Aziel13
ghey
people need to go play in traffic now that
would be more intertaining
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 02:39
TheToiletDuck
Escalators are almost extinct in the wild thanks for assholes like you.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 02:39
TheToiletDuck
to*

dammit
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 02:46
nebones
Some one had a productive day?
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