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Japanese teaches you how to properly finger...in a game
BlindsideDork | 7:59 AM on 11.03.2008 16 comments




Warning: Girl makes gestures and squeaking noises that perhaps some will think is NSFW.

It is a little electronic device where you use your finger to play it. All you have to do is slide your fingre into its opening and then...well you know. At least you can see it in the LCD display so you know what you are doing in there. That is if you need the help since you are made of fail.

It is a rather intimate experience, don't you think?



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IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 08:06
IronPikeman
What kind of games can you play with this?
Finger your teacher 1-3, The New Finger your Maid, Finger the Hobo, Finger a duck JR.?!?!?!
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 08:12
Krahsh
I see wut you did thar...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 08:13
MrSadistic
finger lickin' good!!!!! lol!!!!

Man, I am so stupid.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 08:39
Maurice Tan
Wii Squirt?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 08:56
ScottyG
I like how the video demonstrates how too many people learn to finger... Initial tentativeness, followed by a quick exciting thrill that ultimately ends up in disappointment.

Learn from this people! Work on your fingering skills dammit!
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 09:05
ZServ
fuck yes
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 09:12
fetusmilk
finally a game for virgins that can teach them how to reach the g-spot.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 09:34
BlindsideDork
Awww, fetusmilk, why you have to be so rude? We were doing so good without being blunt about it!

For the most part... :P
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 09:55
Aziel13
I still want one
and that not how you vwing
I'll show ye how to vwing
BravoNavo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 10:08
BravoNavo
And an entire new generation of lesbians was born...
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 10:10
mix
I also make sounds like I'm having sex when I play video games. Makes for awkward multilayer action.

TUTTUKI BAKO!
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 11:50
Corak
Wow just wow.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 12:04
taterchimp
Hold up, gotta lube up my Wii before I play with this one.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2008 15:57
Brian Szabelski
Japan will make anything, and Japan will buy anything.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2008 11:14
nademagnet
So they just took the fleshlight and made a game out of it?
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