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I beat Haze last night, it doesn't deserve a review
BlindsideDork | 1:25 PM on 07.24.2008 24 comments




It really doesn't. It isn't the worst game ever by any means. But after beating it, I would like to tag onto the title that it is the worst playable game around. It had so much potential but it fell short.



They had lots of great ideas like with the special moves and resistance nectar attacks but after the initial impact, they became more of a gimmick with little to non pay off. What is the point of overdosing the enemies if they are only looking at you. They are just going to shoot you.

One of the coolest features that didn't seem gimmicky was the ammo. How many times have you gotten a weapon you love but they never give you ammo for it? Eventually you have to give it up. Well in Haze they let you keep on getting ammo for it. This isn't universal ammo but instead if you come up to a weapon, you hold the "O" button and it will change the bullets from one type to another. Sure it isn't realistic but you could get 30 bullets for assault rifle or 1-3 bullets for a sniper rifle. It works out if you really like sniping or a particular gun except for the rocket launcher. Also, knives.

Probably the worst thing I came across was the friendly AI. They got in the way so much and could push you. Yes, the computer friendly could push you out of the way. So there you are sniping someone and then "bump" and you missed a shot. What about when you are trying to protect the "hacker" and he then moves and traps you against the computer only for you to be killed? The sheer fact that they can push/bump/nudge you significantly and you can't do anything back is such a nuisance.

I got so pissed off at one point that I pulled out my assault rifle and unloaded a clip point blank at his head hoping he would die. Why did I do this? So he would be out of the way and wouldn't have to deal with him. The only problem is there is no friendly fire on them? Instead they just turn to look at you and shoot you twice with a shotgun and kill you. Let that sink in. You can't hurt them but they can push you around and kill you. Bully...



Perhaps all the computers would be gone if it was four-player co-op but I was doing two-player and there were computers. Regardless, it is an underwhelming shooter with bland levels and hard to see targets. It had potential but in the end they didn't really try on this game and it is evident. Only play it if you are bored and tired of playing your Cawk of Dooty Floor.


*I used part of my free month of Gamefly to play this game.



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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:30
-D-
There's one shining, glimmer of awesome towards the end that when I got to it said, "this is going to be cool!" I was wrong and the way Free Radical handled it was piss poor and stupid.

Fuck this game.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:41
Kryptinite
Why would you put yourself through that type of abuse?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:45
Y0j1mb0
lol.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:47
shipero
I had fun dicking around with Takeshi in co-op. I amused myself by shooting him in the back and watching him mow down all our AI partners in his nectar fueled rage. Boosh!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:48
AgentMOO
you and Necros should trade yaris and haze stories
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 13:49
DarkTravesty
at least you got through it, i couldn't i got about half way though the game and said "DONE!". I attempted multiplayer vs and that was boring as hell. two weeks or so after release i had already sold it :/
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:00
Takeshi
I'm still going to get you for that Shipero!!!

galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:02
galagabug
commitment!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:05
Sharpless
I still want to play this. Maybe it's because I'm a Mystery Science Theater fan, but bad games don't scare me.
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:14
Aurvant
Lets just put it this way: I got through LAIR...I did NOT get through HAZE.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:20
Elitechief27
I beat it in a day, said "this shit sucks", and sold it
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:26
Justice
Damn, I figured they'd fix up the game after I plated the preview build, which was indeed horrible.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:46
Phantom Spaceman
played the demo, must generic, mundane shit i'd seen in quite a while
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 14:53
SilverDragon1979
Awesome review !!!
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 15:02
Alexradl
I couldn't even get myself to finish the demo...
wepmajoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 15:21
wepmajoe
I think we all knew this game sucked, you should have saved yourself some pain.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 15:39
McSnow
I remember reading about Haze in an EDGE article and thinking how promising it looked, but the same thing happened with Two Worlds so I guess I should have learnt my lesson from that.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 15:57
mix
Once it hits like $20, new or used, I will pick it up as the demo wasnt THAT bad but it wasnt that great either.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 16:10
Vigor
Best game of 08 to me probably will be of 09 as well it is just that good.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 16:29
AngelsDontBurn
Why would you do that to yourself? On top of that I hope you knew this game was upsetting from the get-go. It really did have a TON of potential.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 17:56
Steel Squirrel
I am personally looking forward to the sequel, Maize. I have to say, struggling with corn addiction while trying to stay alive on the battlefield, has me interested.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 18:33
Shin Oni
The fact you were the 1 of the 4 people who played Haze at the NARP and liked it should've told you not to go any further but noooooooo. You gave it a chance.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 20:25
B-Radicate
I was sad to hear the 360 version got canceled way back when but after seeing just how poorly they handled this, I'm sorta glad it didn't see release on the console. Such a sad waste of an opportunity...
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