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G.I. Joe movie cards let's you scratch your head
BlindsideDork | 9:21 AM on 01.30.2009 12 comments


Dropping on the world like no one's business, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra will be an abomination. Hopefully a fun, stupid abomination but an abomination nonetheless. Here's something to get your hopes up or down depending how you look at it. They are File cars for the movie. I think it is safe to assume these will be included in any action figure made for this movie. Here they are...



The Joes






















Cobra


















Is it just me or does the Cobra Vipers remind you of Army of Two? Also, if you don't know, James McCullen = Destro. And do you think it is safe to say that The Doctor is really Doctor Mindbender who has not been revealed or announced?

Anyways, the movie looks like it could be a little fun. I will for sure see it but will have my palm ready to embrace my face. I am interested in how they go abouts making action figures based on the film. Will they be like the current Joe's out there or will they be larger in the same vein as other movie action figures. Now THAT is a pressing question!!!

[Via Hiss Tank]


PS: There are some new posters up that are pretty sweet. Look at them all here.



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Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
I want to do naughty things to Baroness.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I think the Dr. Mindbender becomes Cobra Commander.

Also, the pictures look like they're "character select" screens from some awesome cheesy fighting game made by Midway in the mid-90s.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Well, I meant to say that the Doctor really is Dr. Mindbender, but yeah you caught my drift.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
i fucking had a dream about this last night! i saw cobra commander and thought to myself "they can't show him yet!" i really hope this movie is good because "knowing is half the battle".
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
Heavy Duty looks like he's smelling a horrible fart.
droobies's Destructoid Blog
Heavy Doodie?
Doomsday Forte's Destructoid Blog
Whoa, they have Habib Marwan and a Wayans bro in the same film?!

This will be nothing short of epic, gentlemen.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Baroness will be fulfilling all of my evil sexy librarian mercenary fantasies for foreseeable future.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
@Droobies: LMAO! Amazing.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Oh my God, this is going to be terrible.
aZZmodan's Destructoid Blog
Epic.

Just... EPIC...!
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