Apparently the BioShock game can be RUINED with three words. Yes, I said ruined! CVG has a review of the game that says 3 words could ruin it for you, PS: Spoiler free! If you happen to come across these three words (hereby known has 3W), please for the love of pete, do NOT say them unless you want to be hurt. Give it a month...I will be notifying the CBM. If we here anyone on this site mention the 3W before September 20, you have officially put a target on your back.
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If you can't handle being goofed on, again, don't tell people shit.
People love to make fun of people's flaws until their own flaws come to light and then it's a personal attack.
But I'm not above allowing some juvenile behavior if it makes someone else happy.
So, here's some ammo for ya. I'm fat and I love food. Either take your best shot, or suck it up and roll with the punches. But I promise you, I won't get offended, because I embrace my flaws.
You're just asking some douchebag to post them. Now that you've brought this to many people's attention, it is more likely that the game will be spoiled for you.
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For educatinol pourposes, perhaps you should tell us what the three words are, so we can herby avoid them?
I don't know them...nor do I want until I play the game. And if I told them, I would just violated what I just said.
Fiar enough. I however, belive Bioshock can be summed up in ONE word: Epic.
You've been warned!
Don't make me cry, people!
lol... what the hell.. whatever, I'll back this up.
SPOILERS:
GREEDO. SHOOTS. FIRST.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you!
SNAPE
KILLS
DUMBLEDORE
[5] How much ya wanna bet the three words are: "It's a dream"[/5]
fuggin BBcode...
Neonie, get out of here...this isn't a place to GUESS what the 3 words are.
BIG DADDY PORN
they all die
"Fuck yo couch"?
No it really can't
but go ahead and believe that
orcist ruined bioshock! they shoulda never given ya'll money!
Klaatu Baratu Niktu.
You're all fucked!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Oh, shit, I figured out what they meant by 3 words...
Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch
The hero from Bioshock is Parappa!
Klaatu Verata Necto?
Ninjas beat pirates?
@ blehman
PIRATES ARE WAY COOLER THEN NINJAS!
You know what? CVG are morons for even mentioning it.
Neonie, you fail, leave now! Ninjas are the best!
Sorry, I fail you Jim.
I'll never leave. I've come to like it here.
**cough**cough**cough**
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/furry-failure.jpg
@ dvddesign
Wow thats so old. Seriously, try a little harder dude. Not to mention, I got rid of the furry icon. So seriously, shove up it your ass, k thx.
Neonie watch that tongue or you get a target!
@ blindside
Incase you havent noticed. I apparently already have a target xD
Target locked. Commence quoting.
White washed walls.
There, I said it.
JUMP THE GUN TIME: Neonie is WiiSucks.
I didn't say anything.
If you can't handle being goofed on, again, don't tell people shit.
People love to make fun of people's flaws until their own flaws come to light and then it's a personal attack.
But I'm not above allowing some juvenile behavior if it makes someone else happy.
So, here's some ammo for ya. I'm fat and I love food. Either take your best shot, or suck it up and roll with the punches. But I promise you, I won't get offended, because I embrace my flaws.
Amen. If you can't take a Slam, you won't be welcome to the Jam.
Welcome to the Jam!
Did someone say Jam?
I heard someone say Jam.
I don't get the fascination with JAM?
Ni! I heard it again!
SPOILER ALERT:
BUGS
KILLS
DAFFY
You're just asking some douchebag to post them. Now that you've brought this to many people's attention, it is more likely that the game will be spoiled for you.
Spoiler alert!
Sephiroth kills Aeris