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DON'T say the 3 words!
BlindsideDork | 7:35 AM on 08.16.2007 47 comments




Apparently the BioShock game can be RUINED with three words. Yes, I said ruined! CVG has a review of the game that says 3 words could ruin it for you, PS: Spoiler free! If you happen to come across these three words (hereby known has 3W), please for the love of pete, do NOT say them unless you want to be hurt. Give it a month...I will be notifying the CBM. If we here anyone on this site mention the 3W before September 20, you have officially put a target on your back.





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Neonie's Destructoid Blog
For educatinol pourposes, perhaps you should tell us what the three words are, so we can herby avoid them?
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
I don't know them...nor do I want until I play the game. And if I told them, I would just violated what I just said.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Fiar enough. I however, belive Bioshock can be summed up in ONE word: Epic.
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
You've been warned!
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
Don't make me cry, people!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
lol... what the hell.. whatever, I'll back this up.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
SPOILERS:











GREEDO. SHOOTS. FIRST.
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Damn you!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
SNAPE

KILLS

DUMBLEDORE
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
[5] How much ya wanna bet the three words are: "It's a dream"[/5]
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
fuggin BBcode...
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
Neonie, get out of here...this isn't a place to GUESS what the 3 words are.
tehuberone's Destructoid Blog
BIG DADDY PORN
Buster's Destructoid Blog
they all die
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
"Fuck yo couch"?
Husky Hog's Destructoid Blog
No it really can't

but go ahead and believe that
galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
orcist ruined bioshock! they shoulda never given ya'll money!
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Klaatu Baratu Niktu.

You're all fucked!
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
Oh, shit, I figured out what they meant by 3 words...

Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch

The hero from Bioshock is Parappa!
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Klaatu Verata Necto?
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Ninjas beat pirates?
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
@ blehman

PIRATES ARE WAY COOLER THEN NINJAS!
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
You know what? CVG are morons for even mentioning it.
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
Neonie, you fail, leave now! Ninjas are the best!



Sorry, I fail you Jim.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
I'll never leave. I've come to like it here.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
@ dvddesign

Wow thats so old. Seriously, try a little harder dude. Not to mention, I got rid of the furry icon. So seriously, shove up it your ass, k thx.
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
Neonie watch that tongue or you get a target!
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
@ blindside

Incase you havent noticed. I apparently already have a target xD
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Target locked. Commence quoting.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
White washed walls.

There, I said it.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
JUMP THE GUN TIME: Neonie is WiiSucks.
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
I didn't say anything.

If you can't handle being goofed on, again, don't tell people shit.

People love to make fun of people's flaws until their own flaws come to light and then it's a personal attack.

But I'm not above allowing some juvenile behavior if it makes someone else happy.

So, here's some ammo for ya. I'm fat and I love food. Either take your best shot, or suck it up and roll with the punches. But I promise you, I won't get offended, because I embrace my flaws.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Amen. If you can't take a Slam, you won't be welcome to the Jam.
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to the Jam!


A1HK's Destructoid Blog
Did someone say Jam?
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
I heard someone say Jam.

BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
I don't get the fascination with JAM?
A1HK's Destructoid Blog


Ni! I heard it again!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
SPOILER ALERT:

BUGS
KILLS
DAFFY
BluFire's Destructoid Blog
You're just asking some douchebag to post them. Now that you've brought this to many people's attention, it is more likely that the game will be spoiled for you.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Spoiler alert!


Sephiroth kills Aeris


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