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DON'T say the 3 words!
BlindsideDork \| 7:35 AM on 08.16.2007	48 comments

Apparently the BioShock game can be RUINED with three words. Yes, I said ruined! CVG has a review of the game that says 3 words could ruin it for you, PS: Spoiler free! If you happen to come across these three words (hereby known has 3W), please for the love of pete, do NOT say them unless you want to be hurt. Give it a month...I will be notifying the CBM. If we here anyone on this site mention the 3W before September 20, you have officially put a target on your back.

This message is a warning and has been brought to you by an official member of the C-Blog Mafia. Any attempt to harm, change, deface, etc, this posting and we will at least have Tazar fart on your face. Any challenges made to defy our position will be dealt with by our official emo-hater Snaileb. We do know where you sleep, your mother WAS good last night, and your pets and/or significant other likes us better than you

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47 comments | showing # 1 to 47

Neonie

For educatinol pourposes, perhaps you should tell us what the three words are, so we can herby avoid them?

BlindsideDork

I don't know them...nor do I want until I play the game. And if I told them, I would just violated what I just said.

Neonie

Fiar enough. I however, belive Bioshock can be summed up in ONE word: Epic.

bhive01

You've been warned!

-D-

Don't make me cry, people!

Snaileb

lol... what the hell.. whatever, I'll back this up.

Riser Glen

SPOILERS:

GREEDO. SHOOTS. FIRST.

-D-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bhive01

Damn you!

SNAPE

KILLS

DUMBLEDORE

Neonie

[5] How much ya wanna bet the three words are: "It's a dream"[/5]

Neonie

fuggin BBcode...

bhive01

BlindsideDork

Neonie, get out of here...this isn't a place to GUESS what the 3 words are.

tehuberone

BIG DADDY PORN

Buster

they all die

Joseph Leray

"Fuck yo couch"?

Daniel Husky Lingen

No it really can't

but go ahead and believe that

galagabug

orcist ruined bioshock! they shoulda never given ya'll money!

Riser Glen

Klaatu Baratu Niktu.

You're all fucked!

bhive01

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

A1HK

BluDesign

Oh, shit, I figured out what they meant by 3 words...

Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch

The hero from Bioshock is Parappa!

Maurice Tan

Klaatu Verata Necto?

blehman

Ninjas beat pirates?

Neonie

@ blehman

PIRATES ARE WAY COOLER THEN NINJAS!

Jim Sterling

You know what? CVG are morons for even mentioning it.

BlindsideDork

Neonie, you fail, leave now! Ninjas are the best!

Sorry, I fail you Jim.

Neonie

I'll never leave. I've come to like it here.

BluDesign

**cough**cough**cough**

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/furry-failure.jpg

Neonie

@ dvddesign

Wow thats so old. Seriously, try a little harder dude. Not to mention, I got rid of the furry icon. So seriously, shove up it your ass, k thx.

BlindsideDork

Neonie watch that tongue or you get a target!

Neonie

@ blindside

Incase you havent noticed. I apparently already have a target xD

Riser Glen

Target locked. Commence quoting.

tazarthayoot

White washed walls.

There, I said it.

Riser Glen

JUMP THE GUN TIME: Neonie is WiiSucks.

BluDesign

I didn't say anything.

If you can't handle being goofed on, again, don't tell people shit.

People love to make fun of people's flaws until their own flaws come to light and then it's a personal attack.

But I'm not above allowing some juvenile behavior if it makes someone else happy.

So, here's some ammo for ya. I'm fat and I love food. Either take your best shot, or suck it up and roll with the punches. But I promise you, I won't get offended, because I embrace my flaws.

Riser Glen

Amen. If you can't take a Slam, you won't be welcome to the Jam.

bhive01

Welcome to the Jam!

A1HK

Did someone say Jam?

bhive01

I heard someone say Jam.

A1HK

BlindsideDork

I don't get the fascination with JAM?

A1HK

Ni! I heard it again!

SPOILER ALERT:

BUGS
KILLS
DAFFY

BluFire

You're just asking some douchebag to post them. Now that you've brought this to many people's attention, it is more likely that the game will be spoiled for you.

blehman

Spoiler alert!

Sephiroth kills Aeris

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