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Resident Evil was a pretty decent movie. Shut up, it was! I will smite you if you disagree! But Resident Evil: Apocalypse was a wretched piece of trash, stupid Nemesis, you aren't a robot controlled by Umbrella and where are your tentacles? Why would you do a bare-knuckle fight if you are some big monster!? Sorry about that, moving on... Well it appears someone has posted the Novelization of Resident Evil: Extinction in two parts up on IMDB. It is not word for word but it gets the point across. If you don't know anything about this RE:E, here is a trailer. HD trailer can be found here (Thanks Joe Burling) To have access to the novelization you need to be a memeber on IMDB so I will copy and paste it you lazy bums. Remember if you don't want to read spoilers, run away! But at the bottom is a conclusion to this post, so look for END SPOILER. SPOILER Part One. After Raccoon City Disaster Umbrella Scientist Dr. Knable who was at Ravens Gate Bridge in Raccoon City becomes infected with small cut. He is evacuated with rest of Umbrella scientists. He goes to San Francisco and becomes a zombie. The Virus spreads in San Francisco and continues to spread throughout USA. President meets with Umbrella doctors and realizes Umbrellas at fault, vows to bring Umbrella down. The General is infected and becomes a zombie kills Umbrella Doctors. White house on lock down. Umbrella Chairman Albert Wesker contacts Dr. Issacs and advises what to do about outbreak. Issacs suggests America and the rest of the world is doomed. Umbrella should stock pile food, medical supplies, resources, gas, weapons etc. Jill Valentine, Carlos, L.J. Angie, and Alice go separate ways after Feds raid motel room. Jill and video tape evidence allow themselves to to taken by Feds. Jill explains Raccoon City disaster to Feds. Feds relay info to US president. Virus outbreak is uncontrollable the world is doomed. Anti-virus in short supply might not be 100% effective. Post Apocalypse Dr. Issacs is cloning Alice in his underground Umbrella research headquarters in the Nevada Desert. which is beneath a weather station surrounded by fence surrounded by zombies Issacs puts the clones through a test. Can it survive the Hive incident that the real Alice endured? No. Most died at the laser grid. They all even wore the red dress and waked up in the shower. Alice bodies throwed in a pile outside the facility. (Alice Haters will love it.) Issacs and Umbrella personnel fetch a zombie to be experimented on. Issac's meets with Umbrella committee members to report there progress. Of course they are all in Holographic Form. Chairman Albert Wesker is displeased with Issac's progress, suggest working harder or be replaced. During meeting Issacs records Wesker's voice to use for some purpose. Umbrella uses an upgraded version of Red Queen called white Queen. Issacs still finds her annoying. Alice on her own traveling down the highway receives distress call. After some time makes way to Television Station to find it a trap set by survivors. They tie her wrists and drop her in a pit with 4 zombie dogs. Zombie dogs attack Alice. Alice ties 3 dogs to load bearing support pole, kills 1 dog. load bearing support pole comes down and survivors fall in. Dogs kill them. Alice retrieves her double blades. Alice must watch out for umbrella spy satellite so every now an then her watch beeps and its time to duck and cover. Jill is traveling on her own in a hybrid powered car with weapons and supplies surviving on her own. She looks like *beep* The traveling caravan (Carlos, L.J. Claire, Betty, Chase, Kmart, Otto) reach Vegas, looking for supplies which are scares. L.J. and Carlos check out motel L.J is bitten by Cop Zombie. The rest don't know he vows to kill as many zombies as he can. Claire is searching for brother Chris, misses him. (he could be dead or alive) Back at Umbrella base Issacs injects serum into zombie which increases brain activity and makes it agressive and strong. Kills 2 other doctors. (super zombie)
Part Two L.J and Betty fall in love and go on a date in the Ambulance, on the menu...canned food by candle light. Then Kmart spots a crow...no wait...a hundred crows. The crows attack the vehicles and everyone. 10 people die including Betty. Massive amounts of pecking if it were not for help of Alice and her Psychic powers and a flame thrower that burned the crows to ash Carlos would have died, they all would have. A small funeral in the morning Alice joins the group and shows the group a notebook she had found containing notes, messages and pics, of a place up north free of t-virus. They decide to make it there goal to reach it. So they drive to the nearest city to fuel up and get any supplies...Vegas. The White Queen picks up Alice and the others on satellite and inform Issacs he immediately contacts Albert Wesker and advices to pursue her, although the white queen only gave a 62% probability that that was in fact her, wesker advices against it saying until they know for sure not to proceed. During the conversation Issacs recorded weskers voice again and constructed a voice order using wesker's to pursue Alice and Co. When Alice and Co. reach the Vegas strip they are blocked by a metal container filled with 36 Super Undead. On top a building not far away was Issac and some doctors and personnel watching the fight on the monitor. Issac is attemping to shut Alice down using the computer chip they planted in her during there last encounter years ago. At that time they ordered Alice to kill Angie. A move Alice deeply regrets. Trying to fight it Alice uses her powers to shut down the satellite Alice kills some of the super undead, along with everyone else and heads for Issac. L.J. turns into a Zombie and attacks kmart but Carlos takes the bite, and kills L.J. Issacs escapee's only to be biten by one of the super undead, he is the given the anti virus in the helicopter and takes off for the umbrella base. Alice and Co discover the where abouts of the base and plan to attack it and claim the helicopter and kill Issac. When Issac returns to the base he finds out his second in command ratted him out the Wesker and Wesker demoted Issac and giving the power to second in command Slater. Issac has injected several vials of anti virus into him as well a another serum givin to him by another doctor. Slater had had enough of Issac and shot him 3 times. He turned away and found himself impaled by a green tentacle. He turns around to find everyone dead except Issac who has undergone a transformation. Before the Nemesis project there was the Tyrant project but it was abandoned by all in favor of the Nemesis project except Issac. Increased muscle capacity, a dozen or so tentacles on his right arm, pale white skin, no bullet holes, and sharp teeth. Dr. Sam Issac had transformed into an awesome Tyrant. Alice and co reached the base, Carlos got inside the gas filled tanker alone and with some explosives charged the army of zombies blocking the fence the tanker, Carlos and a bunch of zombies blew up. Alice and co raced through the path of bodies to the facility. Claire, kmart, and the others took the helicopter and flew off leaving Alice to deal with Issac. Knowing that Alice was a danger to everyone around her she knew it was her problem. Alice also discovers the bodies of 87 Alice clones. Alice entered the Umbrella base to be confronted by the White Queen. She informed her of several things. 1. Slightly over 1 million humans are alive. 2. There is a cure in the base. 3. It is her blood. 4. Issac is in level 7 (The Lab) where the white Queen cannot enter. She wishes her good luck and leads her to the Lab Alice enters the Lab to find an exact clone of her in a tube. The clone awakens and is just as disoriented as Alice was. Then Alice is attacked by the Tyrant. Alice and the Tyrant fight through out the lab, mansion dining room, and finally in the laser grid room. After quite a beating and some gloating from Issac as being more powerful then Alice. The Laser grid activates. Just like "One" back in the hive, the Tyrant was cubed. And the clone deactivates the grid. Claire and co make it up north, Jill is head of an organization in Baltimore looking for survivors and Albert Wesker is having a bad day. In his Tokyo office sitting in his chair in a meeting with other Umbrella members Wesker takes over the Alice project and all of Issacs research. When suddenly Wesker is interrupted by Alice who holographicaly appears in Issacs place around the table. She says "I'm coming for you and I'm bring a few friends." SHe looks at the screen on the north wall and so does Wesker to his surprise he see's not one but 2 Alices and behind them he sees some tanks and around 1500 Alices. All of which have the same strengths and skills as the original. Alice smiles and says "Have a nice day, boys." END SPOILER
I didn't read it cause I want to be disappointed in the theaters. I like the whole experience of going to a theater. The poster did say this looks promising. How? I happened to glance at it while pasting...it seems very, very bad and why the heck did they do half of the stuff they did? grrr! Stupid hollywood ruined a franchise that was good! Hmmm, now that I think about it, they should make a HALO movie! Ruins it! Ruins the not-so-precious! If you have an account and wish to read them from the source and perhaps comment back on it here are the two links. Part 1 Part 2
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More than likely it'll just be an afront to human intelligence.
Resident Evil the movie sucks.
:)
Not only has Umbrella figured out how to escape the problems of cloning a mature adult, they also figured out how to escape the realm of possibility.
It sounds like this one also knows it's crap. I can't wait to see it.