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Alone in the Dark: So bad, I NEED to play it!
BlindsideDork | 7:45 AM on 06.23.2008 20 comments


Not the original or the sequel (which was pretty fun) but the new title coming out tomorrow. I never had high hopes for this game for some reason and didn't know why everyone was so pumped for it. It always looked bad and after watching this video, it still looks bad.


Here's the HD version.

There are some saving graces to it but all in all, it looks pretty bleak. And that is why I am excited to play this game! I can't wait to rent this and play it for the atrocity it is. So bad it is is good? Maybe...I can't wait to find out though.



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razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 08:13
razerangel
all I can say is ewwwww, it looks like its going to suck big time. So glad I decided against getting it at the supermarket today.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 08:16
JACK of No Trades
It really doesn't look bad.
Rage Quit's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 09:01
Rage Quit
great concepts behind the game. but i think it'll fail in execution
Mad Matt 92's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 09:03
Mad Matt 92
From the reviews I have read the game is to ambitious. You want to like it but it slaps you in the face.
Xiofire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 09:08
Xiofire
I heard the controls cripple the experience. Im thinking of renting it, but i dont think it justifies a full purchase.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 09:16
Maurice Tan
Ha, the first half of the trailer is pretty much half the first mission. The scripted stuff can look kinda cool on video, but if you play through it, you just feel like a puppet going through the motions.

Worst game ever, booo!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 09:31
aborto thefetus
I have to admit I was always interested in playing this, but after they announced the stupid episode thing, my interest waned. That just sounds like an awful idea. I'm still going to play it, but I'm keeping my expectations low.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:03
JACK of No Trades
Pew

Worst game ever?
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:17
Hoygeit
Don't do it!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:28
king3vbo
Have fun with this suckfest
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:35
Gameboi
I still plan on buying the PS3 version, when it is eventually released.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:48
BlindsideDork
I'm not going to buy it...just going to rent it.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:00
foxhound009
I've bought it like 3 days ago (pc)...

here's my mini review... well not really, just few things to say about it..


The game's good, it's not like the previous alone in dark games.
I wouldn't call the game a survival horror game, it'm more like an adventure game with a thrill. So don't wait for the lightening scene from alone in the dark 4 :P ...

but that doesn't make it a bad game, it has all the right elements which you saw on many of it's trailers. The gameplay is awesome at the most parts but sometimes it feels unbalanced.... like sometimes it's just too frigging easy...
but other times you'll die and die all over again.

the linear parts of the game are perfect (is you don't expect the original feeling of alone in the dark)
everything just well placed, I really like the the way you got to work your way through some places though I really miss the whole original AiTD feeling..

the walking in the park is what I think they've screwed up...
it supposed to be scary and tension building but when there are enemies every few meters,.. there's no way to build that creey feeling/ tension...

another thing it is missing from original AiTD series are
the little clues and documents giving background story,
there are the PDA messages but you don't feel like earning those in any way.
another bad thing about this AiTD is what I call the unlimited health sprays and other in some storage areas.....
... I really liked the running low on ammo feeling in survival horror games.....


but then again.. AiTD isn't one....
If you want to enjoy it, take a big marker/stift and write
Central Dark on the Disc :Pv.. ow yeah.. and be open minded
there's really a lot going on for this game...
lots of epic rewarding moments...

they've got the whole episodic thing going on
and cool characters (will remind of LOST series :P )

it's an ... hmmm 8.3 I think


btw. about the controllers.. I've got an 5 button gaming mouse and an g15 kboard so controlls for me weren't issue at all, but I can imagine someone cursing the game when playing it on x360 controller :D ...

another btw. Ati users should wait for the patch as there's
an problem with enabling your vegetation... an vpu recover....
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:00
Jonathan Kerr
Why are they swearing? It just makes the awkward dialog more awkward.
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:02
NegFactor
I'm going to buy this, pray that everyone speaks wrongly of it, and hope that I don't suffer a gaming crisis because the games that I want to be good just can't seem to sate me anymore.

If this sucks, I've only got SH5 to look forward to, and nobody seems to be excited about that. I've been actively avoiding reading any info about it, just in hopes that I can keep my expectations low (after all, SH4 definitely lowered the bar quite a bit!).
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:18
Maurice Tan
I have to disagree with Foxhound009. The linear sections are terrible, mostly because they are either a) simple as fuck, b) arcane and with unskippable cutscenes that don't make you want to figure it out0, 0 story to care about and all the "perfect" things just plain suck ass.

Then again, maybe you should all play it on the PC because yes, the controls are HELL on a controller. HELL! No wait, you shouldn't play it at all.... but it might be more forgiving on the PC from the looks of it.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:30
AngelsDontBurn
I read on a few sites that it was pretty decent, but then again, I never really trust reviews. Lol. I'm kind of anxious to see Gametrailers review it though. Only because you actually get to see the game in motion for a lengthy period of time. It still looks very questionable at this point, at least to me it does. I guess we'll see what happens. I am hoping it's decent.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 17:39
foxhound009
It's one of those games that are very good to rent :P
...

I like it don't get me wrong but I've should have rent it.....
I think there isn't much replay value to this one....

@negfactor:

yeah... SH rulezzz can't wait to play it :)
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 19:32
MaximusPaynicus
So wait... you telling me it WON'T have Carnby vs. Spock on the back of Falkor? Damn, now I have no interest!

In all seriousness, though... it never looked that great. Sure, it had a few ideas, but the opening your jacket and staring at what is essentially the Edward Carnby utility belt just seemed tacked on and, frankly, kind of disorienting. I'll still play it (I did promise a review), but in all honesty... I don't have much hope.
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