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7:54 PM on 05.02.2009

Please you to meet me,yes?

Hi! As I'm new and trying not to suck,here is my semi-manditory intro blog,yay! ...So,my IRL name is Doug and I'm a 35 yr old man-child from Springfield,MO (I live 2 blocks from The Simpsons,no lie :p ) I've been into gaming since essentially the beginning.My first console was a Columbia Home Arcade.You may be asking yourself "What in the name of Martha Stewart's sweaty,frosting dipped nipples is a Columbia fucking Home Arcade?".And you would be right to do so.The Columbia Home Arcade was an Atari 2600 clone distributed by Columbia House.You know,12 cds for a penny?Same shit.No big whoop,but it had awesome controllers with a great joystick,built in paddle and the fire on the side.Damn my nostalgic aged brain,here I am already digressing...

Anyway I love about any type of game from JRPG's to FPS's (excluding RTS's and MMO's,bleh).Consoles I currently own and play on are as follows:360,PS3,PS2,PSP,DS lite and a humble Genesis. Games I'm currently playing are:Persona 3:FES,Yakuza,Odin Sphere,Bujingai and Godhand on PS2;Silent Hill:Origins on PSP;Left 4 Dead on 360;Rythym Heaven,Professor Layton and Dementium on DS;Killzone 2 on PS3;and Land Stalker on Genesis.I also enjoy playing with my girlfriend Athena...tee hee.As for other interests,I have none as I weigh 900 pounds and have to be carried by forklift to the bathroom and my orifices (orifi?) exposed via a system of pulleys and levers for my evacuations.Har har just kidding;for now.Hey,a guy can dream can't he?

So,to wrap up,I've been lurking around her for over a year and as my testicles finally arrived today from Amazon (free shipping,yay!) I thought I should go ahead and bolster your ranks.There are many community members and staff here who've brought much joy to my life.I can't recall a day that I haven't literally LOL'D at least once while perusing the 'Toid,and for that I thank you all.One more thing,I'm typing this on my PS3,so if it looks funky please forgive me.May you all be blessed by the deity of your choice.As for myself,I choose Satan 'cause he's got the best tunes...   read

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