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that happened just a couple days ago
Unless spelling and math shit's like, hella god awful, (excuse my repetition but) who gives a fuck?
If only I had one sliver of your almighty awesomeness I might be able to rise above the mediocrity that my well thought out, spell checked, and proof read blog posts has left me wallowing in. We're just ever so lucky that Hamza lifted the "fail blog" ban so that gems like this post make it through to my brain, causing me much pleasure and (sexual) excitement!!
You see BlackBeardOnCrack, everyone wishes they could be just like you... the people that say that they don't feel that way are just jealous of all that win that comes shooting out of your asshole and onto the innernets machine you have at home.
There should be fines for littering on the internet... people would think twice about throwing shit all over the place.
The blog he's talking about is another monstrosity like this one, only in it, tazar decided to respond with images, and it became a shitty post with 173 hilarious [img] comments
oh wait..... fuck :(
Even though I fail to see how it's relevant
Even though I fail to see
though I fail
I fail
fail
You made the classic "comma before a but" mistake! Take out the words within it commas and, if it doesn't make sense, you'll see that it shouldn't be written like that! Unless it's in a list.
That last "sentence" in your post should be added to the end of the penultimate to actually follow sentence structure.
Just following your request. No, you're not relevant at all.
I'm kidding!! You should relax! Take a bath! Have a beer!
@Topher
Can I have your autograph?
@Glipe
I just had flashbacks of one of my old teachers.
Was it a hot teacher? =D
Not hotter than the girls in the class =P, but she did look in her late 20s even when she was in her early 40s. And she wasn't fat!! =O
Also, penis
Just STFUAJPG.
Emphasis on "this time".
also,
You may be surprised but Im not, a friend told me
Jesus! That kid looks like he's going to spring into action through my monitor and choke me to death whilst sputtering and giggling incomprehensively.
Damn Scandinavian child of the corn...
The problem with the post, and the reason for the fervent bashing that took place afterwards was: not only was his claim false, as he confused attach rate with the overall ratio of games to consoles sold (different statistics altogether), but because he presented his accusation without any regard to composition, grammar, or spelling. You literally had to stare at the post for 10 minutes before you could begin to understand what he was trying to communicate. The Destructoid community, not wanting to deal with that kind of thing, and being generally awesome, turned an otherwise fail post into a worthwhile and entertaining diversion for the evening.
I hope that clears things up for those that weren't there, and helps you understand that BlackbeardonGuitar is completely undeserving of any sympathy in the matter.
Also,