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Hi. My name is Brett. I have a dickbutt of a little brother.

About Me ___________________________________
I'm 21 years old and I go to Missouri Southern State University with an intent to graduate with a degree in public relations and a minor in Theater. My dream is to move out to the west coast and make it big as a famous actor. But, my second dream would be to move out to Miami and live with Niero in the offices at Destructoid. I was raised around the Nintendo franchise, and I always had some sort of Nintendo controller in my hand. I haven't had much of a chance to play much of anything on a Sony platform, especially the newer one, but, I'm slowing building up revenue to buy one.

I will say that thanks to Destructoid, I have made some great friends and I can't wait to meet many more new people.

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Things I like________________________________
Isaac Asimov
Vadrum - Mario drummer guy
MEGARAN - Hip Hop/Megaman = Amazing!
LackeyCCG - Play EVE CCG with me!

Location ___________________________________
Southwest Missouri

Projects: ___________________________________
- Dtoid Pins
- Officially Unofficial Dtoid DS Theme

Stalk me: ___________________________________
Facebook | @bretthecksher
Bitpunkery.tumblr | My Minicity

Currently Playing ____________________________
Henry Hatsworth
Space Invaders Extreme 2
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Favorite Games of All Time_____________________
Fallout 3
Half-Life 2
Left 4 Dead
Banjo Kazooie
Resident Evil 4
Pokemon Silver
Metal Slug Series
Metal Gear Series
Pokemon Pinball
GTA: Chinatown Wars
Rhythm Tengoku Gold
Front Mission: Gun Hazard
Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries
Legend of Zelda: Windwaker
Super Smash Brothers: Brawl
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

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