I'm delaying my blog about God of War III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly.
10. Jim Sterling.
I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all respect for him because of his review and subsequent bashings against Heavy Rain and his constant Sonic the Hedgehog fanboyism.
9. Jonathan Holmes
A Wiitard fanboy. All he ever posts about is how much he loves the Wii and retrogames, which should be grounds for having him banned from every serious gaming site.
8. Nick Chester
Nick is a complete dumb ass who made a good move by giving God of War III the 10/10 it deserved, but shot himself in the foot by being stupid enough to say that it wasn't as perfect as it really is.
7. Xzyliac
Xzyliac is an annoying twat who seems to enjoy bad mouthing me in everything I post.
6. EdgyDude
Is Neither Edgy, which implies doing controversial things, nor a dude, which implies coolness. I ask that moderators change his name to BoringVirgin to fix this misnomer and give him a more appropriate name.
5. Gobun
Gobun is an unfunny asshole who thinks parodying me is the absolute height of hilarity.
4. Chronoswing
Chronoswing is a weeabo who got offended by me calling him out on it. Now he does little more than try to get back at me for it. Also he fails at posting .gifs.
3. Sexualchocolate.
Now we're getting into the cream of the shit crop. Sexualchocolate is a PS3 fanboy, which isn't wrong in and of itself. The problem is that he hates on the 360 constantly instead of the Wii. He spends all of his days bitching about who has the bigger dick and who has more dicks. If he was a real gamer
2. VGFreak1225
VGFreak is an odd one. I'm not sure when or why but he apparently took offense to something I said, probably about my hatred of furfags judging by his avatar. As a result he spends most of his time on this site, constantly checking my comments so he can post some vindictive bile at me.
1. Patriot Snake
Basically Sexualchocolate, but amped up to 11. He spends more time than anyone bitching about the 360 when he could be using it to bitch about the Wii. Seriously, go ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up Sexualchocolate's ass. You are the worst poster on this website.
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... seems like a pretty good list to be on, judging by the company I'd get to keep! So what do I have to do to get on the list?
Oh, and once you hit puberty, the need to make a top 10 list of people you hate starts to fade away. Once your balls drop you'll move from the "I hate everybody stage" to the teen angst-ridden "everybody hates me" stage.
.. and when you finally hit actual maturity you'll realize nobody really gives a shit.
So when does this guy get the heave-ho?
We go way back man! I hated on you before anyone else did. I thought that meant something , bro!
That's all right though. I'll make my own list! "Most hated members that aren't Birthmark Destructor!"
We'll see what hand the other shoe will be on then!
MU HA!
But I hate you just as much as those guys. What have those guys said to you that I haven't you bastard.
Does this mean I get a forum badge or something?
I've never heard of him, but he's so cool I have to put him on this list because he's everything (respected, good-looking, smart) that I wished I was! But woe is me, and therefore I must put him on this list at #0, because apparently Espadas go from 0-9 and that means Jim doesn't count.
THIS IS YOU NOW!
2:02
INCOMING!
AHEM.
I'd like to thank my Father for my asshole-ish ways. I'd like to thank my Mother for raising me with a hateful intent. Lastly there is you Birthmark Destructor.
I'd like to thank you for bringing this community together as a whole and making us stronger. Without your brash and amateur trolling, none of us could gather round in unity and call you a fucking moron.
*QUES SPEECH MUSIC*
I'M NOT DONE YE-
You're a troubled young man I can tell
You've got it all in the palm of your hand
But your hand's wet with sweat
And your head needs a rest
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it.
Why must you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me?
And how can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb
Such a caring young man
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, (get up!) get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on (come on!) let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
Ohhh.....
Actually, no. I think that with the effort you've put into your comments and posts, it's likely that you're deliberately trolling, and for all I know you might be an elaborate alterego of a regular Dtoid member.
I guess I'm being optimistic that there can't be someone who can write coherently yet still be so blatantly racist and full of singleminded hatred towards the Wii.
Otherwise, if these are your honest, real life opinions, I really pity today's youth.
Notice a theme yet?
*turns to GF*
we had lesbian sex last night! holy shit i've been doing lesbiantics all this time and i had no idea!
*checks his pants*
no wait, i've got a dong... holy shit i'm a futanari lesbian!, this has been truly a great day for self-discovery ^___^
[/troll mode]
On a more serious note, having entered this list i can honestly say i've never felt more proud of myself ever before, hey Holmes and Xzyliac also made it *high fives both*.
I'm impressed that even SC and P. Snake also made it, never would have expected to see BD turn against his own kind.
Let's see...So you hate the Wii and furries, huh? And you haven't put me on your list.
Well, fuck you, too. Punk-ass bitch.