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Jon B

Oh dear.

Atlas

blehman

As he sat hunched over the keyboard, "mouse" in hand, sweat starting to bead on his forehead, Bigmoose anticipated the moment. Would they come? More importantly, would they make him come? He'd spent all day coming up with the perfect insults to try and draw them in, those that he loved so dearly, with such a yearning that he saw no better way to get their attention. He pictured, again, in his head the moment they saw his writing. With every poorly spelled "fuck you", he would raise his hand slowly, and with every "no wai" he'd lower it back down. With such an inflammatory message as he was delivering he had no doubt that tonight, he'd be a busy man.

Naim Master

pedrovay2003

Yup -- Fuck off and don't come back.

Handy

You are a bad man.

Go away bad man!

Bugsport

*grabs pitchfork*

Back under your bridge, Troll!
Back, back I say!

Mr Wrighty 987

SEXY TIME!!!!!!!!

Grand Galactic Inquisitor

I HAVE TRAVELED FROM AN INCREDIBLLY DISTANT STAR TO OBSERVE THE WAYS OF YOUR PLANET. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF REPRESENTING YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS MY SAMPLE SUBJECT. WHISPERING IS FUTILE! THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!

THAT SAID, YOUR ATTEMPT AT SARCASM WAS A FAILURE!

IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS!

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