Some say BigPopa was not born, but put together using the body parts of the greatest pimps ever to be born. Like some kind of freak zombie, sent here to roam the world. To play video games, terrorize women, and consume the largest amount of whiskey as is humanly possible.
You are not far from the truth...
Popa's Full Avatar Dance
BigPopa's Girls Girls Girls Albums...Enjoy fellas password is dtoid for all of them.
Yes folks, today is that day. The day where our very own, lovable Nihon Tiger (CTZ's distant cousin) turns the ripe old age of 23. So, as is traditional for my facebook friends, I am here to offer up to Nihon, and the rest of the dtoid community, gifts in the only way BigPopa can.......T&A BABY!!!
To all my friends that I have forgotten to do birthday posts for, I apologize. I'll do better in the future. And if you want T&A for your birthday, add me on facebook.
Well it's that time of year again. The time of year where I throw open my collection of women to all the members of this lovely community. And let me just say, I've been working on these for awhile.
I would write another epic poem like last year, but to be honest, it's my burfday and I don't feel like it. So instead I hope you all enjoy these lovely ladies that I have collected. I plan on going out tonight, eating dinner with many friends, go cosmic bowling and ending the evening in my bed with as many naked girls as I can get.
And if you want to see my birthday present, here it is.
Yes, it's a 47" HD Tv by Phillips for less than $1,000. Thank God for Woot.com.
Now, bring on the ladies!!!
If you would like to view my collection in it's entirety, here are the links to the albums.
For anyone paying attention, yesterday ProfessorPew posted a rather
disturbing story about my good friend Excremento and another dtoider, Gandysampras. It involved angels and demons as well as animal suits. Needless to say it got me wondering. So I had to find out for myself. After much surfing and digging, I found this video. I'm sorry guys, but it's true.
So hopefully all of you are having a good Christmas with friends and families. I know I did and I have eaten so much that I can barely walk. But I didn't want this day to go completely by without showering all of you with some love, BigPopa style. And of course, you all know what that means. ;) So without further ado, I present to you, my fellow robots, my gift to the Dtoid community: The ladies of Christmas.
First the ladies of Christmas. Help me in giving them a warm Dtoid welcome!
And now, a few more from the vaults of my computer.
While most of the Dtoid community is out enjoying the joys of Black Friday traffic, I am stuck at work in an empty department. And before some of you ask why I'm at work, let me answer that question with a simple image.
That's right, I am currently earning 2X what I would normally earn. So why not? I got nothing to do on this greedy american semi-holiday. I work in IT and if there is no one here to call and ask dumb questions, there isn't too much to do. But the only unfortunate part of this is that I am bored. Bored, bored bored. So what does a bored Dtoid blogger do?
LIVE BLOG!!!! Starting now!
7:30 Left house for work. Realized halfway there I was wearing no pants.
7:45 Returned home for pants. Forgot security card. What an awesome morning.
8:05 Arrived at work. Started coffee maker. Clocked into office.
8:06 Realized I'm an idiot for working today. Then remembered the cash money I'm earning.
8:10 Coffee is done. Burnt my hand on the damn pot. I knew that handle was there for a reason.
8:30 Propped my feet up on my desk and began watching youtube videos while enjoying delicious coffee.
8:45 Had my first call of the day!! It was my boss....we discussed possible things to keep me busy. I suggested fapping, sleeping and then fapping again. He suggested cleaning out storage area and running Cat 5 drops. Guess who won.
9:05 Watched tribute video to Cammy from Street Fighter. Fapped for 7 minutes straight. Now I must go find some quick wipes to clean up.
9:30 Picked the lint from between my toes. Realized my feet smells and I need to take a shower.
9:45 Finally found the band my roommate was listening to that I liked. It's called Nightwish and they are a Power Metal band with a female singer. Here's their newest single, The Islander.
10:00 Began looking up many different metal bands. So far I don't like Celtic Frost but Edenbridge has potential. I kinda have a thing for a good non-pop female singer with an ACTUAL metal band, not pop metal. Oh yeah, I don't like the new Nightwish singer. She makes them sound too much like pop for me.
10:15 Went to refill coffee. I like Edenbridge now. Also, time for a smoke and a piss, maybe in that order, maybe at the same time. I'll discuss my views on micro-bikinis in the workplace when I return.
10:30 So the work piss turned into a work dump. Have to get all that delicious deep fried turkey out of the system. I must now actually get to some work. I will post again once I am done organizing office and our storage cage.
11:25 Ok so our storage area is now organized much better than it was. I still have to take out the trash but I'm tired and it's time for an office nap.
12:15 Taking out the trash by yourself sucks. I'll just say that right now.
12:20 Went to get some nom noms.
12:50 Back from lunch. Also, on a related note, Taco Bell is no longer as cheap as they used to be. For two tacos and a burrito it cost me $6. Something is wrong with that picture. Now I plan on sitting at my desk for awhile, reading silly innernet articles and getting up the energy to go drop some Cat 5 cables.
Why hello there! Long time no see. How have you been doing Destructoid? I know I have been gone awhile, but now I’m back and I have a lot of nice goodies for you all.
Alright, yeah, that’s not working. I know it’s been awhile since you’ve seen my smiling face. I’m not making excuses because if there’s one thing I learned about blogging this last weekend is that you guys don’t care for excuses. PAX was beyond amazing. If you ever have the chance, go and never regret a dime you spend. Between walking around the exhibition floor and picking up free swag and playing unreleased games, to randomly playing in the Rock Band tournament, to going to the PC free play room and kicking ass in Unreal Tournament III(which I’m picking up ASAP after playing it there), it was an orgy of gaming.
And that's not even mentioning the AMAZING community. More on those crazy cats in a different post.
But I don’t want to ramble and brag about how I got to go while all you cheap bastards sat at home and scratched your asses, so I’ll go ahead and jump into the game summaries. Be warned, most of the games I played were not the AAA titles as the lines for those games were WAY too long so I focused on the lesser known games. So if you haven’t heard of some of these games, don’t feel bad neither had I until I played them.
Developer: EA Canada
Release Date: Sept. 4th, 2008
I played this game for about 20 minutes with some PR dude and while he did kick my ass at it, I can honestly say I want this game….when it hits the $20 bin. FaceBreaker is a combination between a classic, arcade fighter in the tone of Street Fighter while being a boxing game through and through. If you are looking for a realistic boxing sim, look somewhere else because FB is definitely not that.
The controls are pretty basic with a high and low punch button, a throw and a block button as well as a super punch button. As you attack your opponent you build up a meter that, guess what, breaks their faces when fully charged and wins you the fight.
FB was a fun game if you enjoy playing silly games with friends. But as a serious gamer, and a sports games lover, this is not one to buy and play by yourself.
Developer: Blue Omega Entertainment
Release date: NA
Ok, I was just walking along staring at the awesome Warhammer:Online area when this image caught my eye.
Needless to say I was intrigued. The image reminded me a lot of the character from The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. There wasn’t anyone playing at the station so I jumped on and tried it out.
The best way I can describe this game is that it is similar to Prince of Persia…but with guns. The version I played still had some issues with its controls; the camera system didn’t feel totally right and aiming your guns was pretty damn hard.
Unless the final version of the game is really ironed out, I don’t feel this game is a purchase. A rental sure, but not one laying $60 down for.
Publisher: Midway games
Release Date: November 10th 2008
Ok when this game first was announced I was a skeptic. I thought, “How the hell do you combine two universes as different as M.K. and D.C. and make it work? Superman should be able to destroy them all with one punch!” Needless to say, before PAX I had no excitement about this game at all and thought this was a horrible idea and would never work.
Man was I wrong.
I must have played this game for an hour. I would play a couple of matches and then get back in line to play again. I honestly can say I had the more fun with this game than with any other. And for a game that was met with as much ridicule and doubt as this one, I would have thought Midway would have had a bigger booth but they were in the very back.
This game is a definite must-buy when it comes out. I just hope the online is a polished as the game I played.
Developer: Pandemic Studios
Release Date: November 4th, 2008
LOTR:C was a tricky game to find. It was squished in-between the Mercenaries 2 station and the Mirror’s Edge station. Again, this was a game with short to no lines and since it was LOTR, it immediately caught my attention.
To give you an idea on what it is like, think Star Wars: Battlefront but MUCH better and in Middle-Earth and you have Conquest in a nutshell. The demo only showed the good side but apparently you can be on Sauron’s side as well, a neat little twist that’s a welcome change (I’m tired of being the damn hobbits all the time.).
In the demo there were four classes to choose from: Warrior, Archer, Mage and Thief. Each is self explanatory. Controls were simple in theory but in the demo, they were actually a little tricky to pull off right. The objectives for the battle (you were fighting in Minas Tirith at the end of the third movie) were not very informative and those damn trolls were WAY overpowered.
The demo was also very buggy, so I’m hoping what I saw and played was just that; a demo, and unfinished version of the game. But being a huge LOTR nerd, I’ll be buying this game as soon as it comes out. I mean, it does have some multiplayer modes as well as Co-op, so all my fellow LOTR geeks can circle-jerk each other.
I played a few others, but really nothing worth mentioning here. I also tried out some of the MMO’s coming out soon as well as Guitar Hero: World Tour but really GH:WT is just GH with drums.
As for my epic PAX recap, that's coming as soon as I upload all the videos and pictures off of my computer. Sorry, I've been really lazy. Just know that I do love you all and you all will get some epic credits.....eventually.