Well it's that time again. Time to celebrate another one of our community members with a special NSFW birthday post. So buckle up and prepare for a wild ride into the life of the man called HItogoroshi or as some have come to know him, "The Scary Red Man!"

Hito began his life like many others did, in the wilds of Jamaica. He was raised by a small village of lesbian tribal women. How did this come about you ask? Well, let's just say one of the women had a moment of weakness. Anyways, at the age of 5 he realized that he was different from everyone in his village, he pissed standing up!! It was quite a revelation for him and it was soon after this that he left his 'Mama's' and decided to travel the world.

Where did he end up? In just about the perfect city that you could imagine for a young man like this, Baltimore. That's right folks, a stone's throw away from Jersey, eeewew. Well Hito has come to be known as the scary fucker that has the red faced avatar but his contributions, while maybe not as off beat or as creative or as stupid as some of the others, he has become a valued member of the IRCartel and one of our Movie/Toy collector. His almost daily blogs about those stupid things called DVD's and all those silly action figure posts.

Since getting to know Hito I've realized a couple things. 1. He likes strange games that are a little off the beaten path, probably inherited from his lesbian mother. And 2. He is pursuing his life long dream, to become a Pussy Master. "He wants to fuck them all."

Happy birthday you silly son-of-a-bitch! Hope you have a good one and get laid good tonight!