Some say BigPopa was not born, but put together using the body parts of the greatest pimps ever to be born. Like some kind of freak zombie, sent here to roam the world. To play video games, terrorize women, and consume the largest amount of whiskey as is humanly possible.
You are not far from the truth...
(Editor's note: sorry bud, Google sent us a "sexually gratifying warning" about your profile
Well it's that time of year again. The time of year where I throw open my collection of women to all the members of this lovely community. And let me just say, I've been working on these for awhile.
I would write another epic poem like last year, but to be honest, it's my burfday and I don't feel like it. So instead I hope you all enjoy these lovely ladies that I have collected. I plan on going out tonight, eating dinner with many friends, go cosmic bowling and ending the evening in my bed with as many naked girls as I can get.
And if you want to see my birthday present, here it is.
Yes, it's a 47" HD Tv by Phillips for less than $1,000. Thank God for Woot.com.
Now, bring on the ladies!!!
If you would like to view my collection in it's entirety, here are the links to the albums.