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Hi!, My name is Aaron but you can call me Bibbly if you like. I make stuff out of things. Here's a sample of a thing made with stuff:

I am from Canada.

It is important you know that I am from Canada because we spell colour and flavour with a U and sometimes use British vernacular, probably because of Coronation Street and East Enders.

I'm a student in something called 'pre professional journalism'. Whatever that is. I'm a major of Philosophy and a minor in Sociology, mostly because critical thinking and the analysis and understanding of social behaviors makes me horny.

My ambitions include creating a fully animated rotoscoped feature length animatronic musical and to build a 'fusion' reactor in my backyard out of little more than a high power laser and an industrial vacuum. Both of these things are possible believe it or not.

My hobbies include Canadian Moose Throwing which is easier than it sounds and Snow Mobile Diving which is a sport that takes place after a failed attempt at extended hydroplaning or bad jump.

You can hit me up on Skype @: Bibbly53
And Email me @: Bibbly53@gmail.com


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Open heart surgery hasn't been so much fun since Trauma: Life in the ER came out. Nothing like a little one handed open heart surgery after a few beers.*

*if you have no idea what I'm talking about check out http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/.

Playing this game got me thinking, this could be an entire genre of video games. Imagine, the struggle to get a glass out of a crowded cup cupboard with the objective of not breaking any, or having to take exactly three squares of toilet paper from the roll without ripping them somewhere down the middle and then trying to stuff that square between your legs or around your legs and then wiping without getting shit smeared on the hand. It would be fucking glorious. Other games could include:

- Open The Door
*get keys from pocket which has a pocket knife, and some tissue and candy wrappers. Throw it all away and hen you have to fumble with the keyring.

-Turn your PlayStation/XBOX/WiiU On
*plug the fucking thing in, pick a game to play, take it out of the case, get that thing in the console and get it to run

-Take a Piss
*open the toilet lid, lift the seat, unzip your fly, GOGOGO, don't hurt yourself, - flush, wash your hands, don't be a douche, wash your disgusting hands - Future DLC: Take a Piss Girl; undo that button, unzip that fly, pull those pants down, address your panties like a real lady, and do your business, centered on the toilet, wipe so you don't get AIDS, pull em up, do em up, flush, unlatch the door, wash up - chunky DLC WORTH THE BIG $$$$

-Open The Bag of Chips
*OLD DUTCH - fucking box of chips, open that shit, grab a bag, open that fucking bag, eat a fucking chip, and another, until you eat the whole bag, then you crumple the bag and throw it across the room at your garbage bin/can/corner.

-Make Tea
*boil water, grab a tea bag, place it in the kettle or the cup, don't be a douche, pour some creamer if you're a douche DLC: Loose leaf tea, in a a clear glass bot with an infuser, this DLC requires the Drink a Beer full version with the Get a Drink DLC to operate

-Drink a Beer
*get it from the fridge, get the bottle opener magnet off the door, open that shit without spilling it DLC available at launch; Get a Drink aka the cup-from-a-cupboard-DLC

-Pick Your Nose and Don't Die Doing it
Pick a winner! *get in there and don't kill yourself

-Sign for Your Parcel
*signature required, sign for it, take the package, close your dorrs

-Do the Dishes
*holy shit why


I COULD GO ON

IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS
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I will gladly be the designer for these titles.
I will accept if asked because I am a professional who brushes and flosses.

Unfortunately I'm probably going to change my life and career path soon. So professionally I will be stuck being pre-professional, but as long as I think, feel, and act like a professional, I am professional.

Professionally yours,

Aaron (Bibbly)
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