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I’m a gamer. Take a minute and get over that shock. I can say I’m an Xbox man, though I’ll support anything that advances gaming (I love you Sackboy). I’ve also got a DS Chunky, so I can take this whole nerd thing on the road.

As far as genres, shooters and western RPGs top my list. Halo, Fable, and Morrowind, for instance, rock my socks hard. Of course other things, stuff like Animal Crossing and Kingdom Hearts, do their share of stocking rocking.

In the world outside of buttons and pixels, I’m an engineering student (that nerd thing I mentioned? I do it hardcore) on the west coast of the Great White North. I’m a fan of a harder rock, bands like Breaking Benjamin and Hurt, though I’ll kick it (very much figuratively) to stuff ranging from The Fray through Franz Ferdinand to Five Finger Death Punch. Optimus Prime is my hero, but I do love Starscream. Finally, thumbs up to you for reading this. You’re never getting that time back.


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Beyamor | 9:34 PM on 08.12.2011 7 comments




Happy Friday boys and babes. I may have misplaced my avatar. Such is things.

Well, this is my last weekend of drinking away the all-encompassing loneliness and in celebration, Notch is getting married. So that's pretty rad. Hey, who wants to play Minecraft? Yeah you do!

Okay, swell. How do we do these contest things again? Uh. Hm. Hey, howsabout this? I dug the stories from metrocrap's last contest. Let's work with that.

Minecraft's been the talk of the town for awhile now. Why haven't you played it yet? What've you been doing instead? What was so dang important? Give me a story. Something bold. Something brave. Something that pulls at the heartstrings or yanks at the funny bone. Whatever you got. Objectively best comment as I judge them wins a Minecraft gift code. We'll let this disaster of a poorly-thought-out-but-well-intentioned train wreck chug along its merry course until Monday at whenever-I-get-around-to-it o'clock. Make it quickie.

Speaking of quickies, sorry about the short blog here. I don't really know what to say. Contest yeaaaaaaahhhhh.

Also, did you know Alexisonfire broke up? Feel free to weep openly, but don't let it bring down your contesting spirit. #fillingspace



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Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2011 22:42
Mr Andy Dixon
I actually really dig the shark cloud. It's like a combination between Kirby and Beyamor, which are two things that are neat.

Time to start drinking.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2011 01:39
Beyamor
most popular contest ever

winning the contest popularity contest

there is a sash
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2011 10:26
manasteel88
I have yet to play Minecraft because in my heart, I don't actually know what it is. I know it's a block human open world thing. There is some crafting thing that does some thing with torches. Also, green monsters.

How this leads to a 1 to 1 recreation of the Starship Enterprise confuses and bewilders me. Maybe with a beta entry I'll finally see what "it" is, but as of right now I am confused as to how this Mine is crafted.
Fame Designer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2011 16:18
Fame Designer
I have played Minecraft. My experience with it was actually so good that I had to stop playing it within about a day. I think I gave the game 8 hours on the weekend before I quit. It wasn't a 'walk out of the theater' kind of thing. It was more of a 'walk out of the theater inspired to create my own project based off of it'.

I had always known a lot about what games I want to make, but no game has inspired me lately like Minecraft has. I think most people aren't looking for a game like Minecraft when they are busy playing first person shooters, our current selection of Bioware/Bethesda RPG's, or a Rockstar type action game. I think a lot of us take for granted how hard it is to achieve the complexity of Minecraft, and take for granted how much you can do in it. I had been looking for a game like this.

It is a breath of fresh air for developers like me who are able to say something like: "Holy shit, I've always wanted to be able to do something like that in a game!" And it inspires a generation of programmers, not to play the game endlessly, but to go out and try their own new ideas.
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 09:03
Kaggen
I haven't been playing Minecraft because I generally don't find those creative games where there are no end goal super enthusing. But Terraria kind of proved me wrong when I bought it to me and several friends when it was on sale. And if it weren't for the fact that my friends had time off and I didn't I think I would have enjoyed it even more. You see every time I would log in they had just finished one of their 8 hour marathons building giant phallic monuments where my house was and they would constantly shower me with magical swords from the underworld that would bring down the sky to obliterate my puny enemies. So I had a hard time getting the that feel of accomplishment that they got. But If I had minecraft now the tables would be turned, guess who works less now bitches?! There would be so many penises.... so ... many .. penises!
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 21:16
Nihil
I've heard a lot about Minecraft over a long period of time. I like the way Ash says it in the new HAWP video. And I've experienced it vicariously while talking to people online as they were playing it. But I have not ventured into the world myself for the same reason I've not traveled to many other virtual worlds of great renown and merit:

I suck.

But, I've been trying to change! I got a couple XBLIGs and almost bought Minecraft the other day, and that's a step in the right direction.

As for Alexisonfire, I hadn't heard about the disband. I liked them a while back, but never really followed them for the same reason I don't follow any bands: I s- I mean... Because I know they will break up eventually and I will be left grief-stricken, like so many instance I can recall in my youth. On a similar note, one of my all-time favorite bands recently got back together after a decade-long split. Don't really know how to feel about it besides "meh".
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 16:54
Enkido
Many moons ago I vanished from the Destructoid community and though you did not know it the entirety of that interval has been devoted to bringing you, Beyamor, to this very moment in time. The infinite threads of fate spun by my own hands were laid down to guide you. I have always been there just beyond your perception, just beyond your reach and you have followed my lead without knowing it.

Oh, how I have suffered; so close, yet unable to call out to you, to aid you in your times of hardship, to celebrate your victories. It is of no consequence now. You have met every challenge, solved every puzzle, unraveled every riddle, and soothed every rash (sorry about that, my loom broke down). It has all lead you to this very moment. It is time that you fulfill your destiny. Give me the game Beyamor, and together we will rule Minecraft as father and son.

Incidentally, you should probably avoid that chair for a while.
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