1. The Story -

Seriously, the whole doing things is overdone in games. I know Dante's Inferno was trying to be some epic game, but face it, it's outdated and way overdone. Mr. Peanut, on the other hand, was original. You don't see too many anthropomorphic peanuts and how many of them have a monocle? I think the point is clear, get more nuts!

2. Length-

Dante's Inferno was about 10 hours long, probably. That is not the bang for my buck that I want when I make a purchase. Call me cheap but I like to stretch my dollar as far as it can go. Mr. Peanut gives you two completely different routes to go (Upper and Lower nut). It made the game much more in depth and made me feel like I had a real say in the story. Along with that, completely the peanut in 9-10 hours with all the collectibles is impossible. Oh and guess what? Dante's has no shell, so once you're done, you're done. Mr. Peanut at least had a top hat.

3. Fan Boys-

Give it a rest fan boys and get a life.

4. Main Character-

Dante lets face it is an epic douche. Boo hoo i wanna fight Lucifer.... give me a break. Poor little Dante doesn't have a daddy (?). You're the puss-bag. Mr. Peanut is fighting for his soul, redemption, and for his life long love he so horrifically betrayed. Whats more epic? Facing pussy mythological villains that are a dime a dozen or wearing a monocle? I think the answer of who is a better character is a given.

5. Multiple Liners-

Dante is either really stupid or really corny. He managed to carry on conversations and toss out questions. Mr. Peanut is a peanut. Get with it man Mr. Peanut is the new champ so lets hope everything that is not Mr. Peanut is done for good.


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