In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating profile while narrating it for you! Don't say that I don't suffer for your enjoyment!
I also talk about Devi Ever's Twitter meltdown and Crispin Glover sucking a sky person's sky dick. Fun fun!