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My name is Benny. I work full time in a freak show eating live chickens, and I work part time as Brendan Fraser's scrotum cleanser.

I play video games sometimes, but most of the time I'm too poor and don't have enough free time. I still like talking about them though.
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In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating profile while narrating it for you! Don't say that I don't suffer for your enjoyment!

I also talk about Devi Ever's Twitter meltdown and Crispin Glover sucking a sky person's sky dick. Fun fun!

Download/Stream link: https://archive.org/details/massivecockepisode6

Intro Music: Hip to be Noided (Death Grips vs Huey Lewis and the News)
Remixed by Love Grips



Thanks for listening!

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I managed to drag myself out of my depressed stupor long enough to record an episode! Go me! On this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Willen Dafoe is a toilet gnome, Crispin Glover poops his pants and goes to court, I discuss the appeal of Waluigi, and I answer questions about Jesus and cynical gamers. Fun times!

Download/streaming link: https://archive.org/details/massivecockepisode5

Theme song: No Love by Death Grips

If you have questions or comments, post them below, in the next questions thread, email them to BennyDisco@gmail.com, or tweet them to @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK.

Thanks!

Also, check out my new musical obsession:

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Taking questions for Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (AKA M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.).

Ask about whatever you want! Comment below, tweet them to @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK, or email them to BennyDisco@gmail.com.

Have fun with it!

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In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers, The Beast of Bray Road fights The Gravy Witch, I'm sad that I can't play any of my Steam games, and Chris Carter is threatened with murder by an Anti-Donkey Kong zealot.

Woohoo!

Stream/Download link: https://archive.org/details/massivecockepisode4 

Theme song: No Love by Death Grips

As always, if you have questions or comments, enter the below, tweet them to @TheBennyDisco, or email them to BennyDisco@gmail.com

The 2nd commercial:




Thanks, everyone!
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Another question thread for my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Post below, tweet them @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK or email them to BennyDisco@gmail.com.

Also, check out the show's second commercial, made with the most advanced speshul effecs in windows movei maker!



Thanks, everyone!
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In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Val Kilmer hosts a fishy reality show, Eugene Levy and Shia LeBeeuf eat off Tim Allen's deep fried dick, and Willem DaFoe carries his giant penis for our sins. I talk about the new Pokemon cards and Evolve, and answer questions about hypothetical bar fights and my top 3 waifus of 2013.

Fun on a bun!

Episode download/stream:  https://archive.org/details/massivecockepisode3

Theme song: No Love by Death Grips

If you have questions or comments, post below, in the next question thread, or send them to me on twitter @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK. You can also email me at BennyDisco@gmail.com

Also, check out MASSIVECOCK's first commercial!



Thanks, everyone!

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