Quantcast
Destructoid - Beck's Community Blog




About Me
Yo.

The only console in my possession is my Xbox 360. I own a wii but I gave it to this asshole -->brecksher. He's my brother.

Currently playing - Fallout 3 and Dead Space.
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: SillySassy
Following (2)
bahss
crackity jones
I want more s*** in Halo 3
Beck | 5:00 PM on 05.12.2008 5 comments


Gawd. I remember the whole summer leading up to it. I was an anxious fan awaiting the day christ will return... I mean Master Cheif. I would sit at this computer looking up anything Halo 3. I let my mind drift off into these fanboy fantasies
where I would be Master Chief filling the covenant full of lead and putting my boot through a grunts asshole. (Do they even have one?) I also remember the things I wanted from Halo 3. Mind you, a lot of them made it into the game but these are
the ones that didn't make it in there.

1.) I really, really, really wanted to fly that damn Pelican. I mean why the hell not!? you know? I've wanted to fly it since the release of Halo : Combat Evolved. Then I bought Halo 2 in hopes that I would maybe get to fly it and nope you sure as
hell can't. Then I thought "It's the last installment of this game, they have to. They must know that everyone wants to fly it. Don't they? DON'T THEY!?!" and sure enough you can't. Damn bastards.....

2.) A multiplayer level that consists of two islands with their respective bases at each one. Capture the flag or bomb would be its main gametype played there. On this level you could fly that damn pelican over there if it existed as a driveable
vehicle. There could also be the use of some type of boat on this level as well. Think of it, loading up on the pelican and flying over to the island and unloading hell on them or having a squadron of 4 boats taking the island by storm dropping
enemy after enemy to their sandy demise.

3.) Traps. I wanted to rig an explosive to my car and get it "stolen" to only watch the car thieves drive away and unsuspectingly blow up. That'd be the day. I also wanted to be able to rig my warthog with an explosive and purposely drive into an
enemy base and blow myself up killing everybody. Then get my 72 virgins and be on my merry way.

4.) Super Epic battles. This is what I probably wanted most from Halo 3. I wanted to walk over a cliff and see thousands upon thousands of covenant forces. They charge, then we charge. I wanted bombs going off miles away and feel the effects
of it at my feet. I wanted the anti-aircraft guns going off in the first gameplay video of Halo 2 around me. Maybe a plane crashing into the covenant blowing up killing both sides forces. I wanted only one thought going through my head during the
whole battle... EPIC!

5.) A GODDAMN JETPACK!!! I mean really who doesn't want to be flying around with a spartan laser zapping unsuspecting enemies like ants.

Those are just some of my fantasies from the summer prior to its release. Sorry for such a late post. I guess it would have been a little bit more tangible Sept. 26. Oh well.

P.S. I wanted :P

That is all.

BECK



Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

4 comments | showing # 1 to 4
prev next

pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 19:43
pizzaface
I agree with 4.

The rest, no...just no.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 20:37
ajaxender
If you want a pelican, get Halo: Custom Edition for pc. I think one of the maps that comes with it has flyable pelicans. Theres another one that has ridiculously fast warthogs (with flashy paintjobs, no less).

And the best level of all, the tiny island with a palm tree in the middle (when i mean tiny, i mean 3 - 5 meter diameter). You spawn with a rocket launcher and a flamethrower. at least 6 players = best game ever!
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:38
PetiePal
Personally nothing is more satisfying than plasmaing a warthog after it's just peeled out.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:46
bahss
Entertaining, Bubba. But, pictures next time. :)
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!