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Exported Directly from Brain: Bully ch. 1
Beanopolis | 9:58 AM on 04.01.2008 4 comments


jakeBot (10:55:55 AM): you bought that bully game?
BeanBag (10:56:07 AM): I make out with hobos
jakeBot (10:56:16 AM): lol girl hobos?
BeanBag (10:56:17 AM): FACE!
BeanBag (10:56:32 AM): Vietnam hobos
jakeBot (10:56:37 AM): lol
BeanBag (10:56:37 AM): night terrors
BeanBag (10:56:42 AM): RADIOS!
jakeBot (10:56:48 AM): w00t
BeanBag (10:56:50 AM): rubber bands!
BeanBag (10:56:58 AM): flaming bags o poo
BeanBag (10:57:08 AM): keep your nose clean
jakeBot (10:57:15 AM): game sounds lame :P
BeanBag (10:57:25 AM): indian burns!
BeanBag (10:57:49 AM): pick your lock, any lock
BeanBag (10:58:12 AM): smash all the jacks
jakeBot (10:58:31 AM): lol you been drinking?
BeanBag (10:58:35 AM): tombstone, population zero
BeanBag (10:59:20 AM): hold x for head butt
BeanBag (10:59:37 AM): Nerds + 5, Jocks - 10
BeanBag (11:00:05 AM): fire alarms pulled for $5

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Plans for Sunday (brunch and brawl?)
Beanopolis | 2:09 PM on 03.07.2008 3 comments


How your later half of the weekend is going to be shaped with the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

My plans will mostly consist of using Skype (or something similar) to get some voice chat with my long distant buds and play some extreme online battles until someone pukes. I can only hope that there will be no need for yells of "Lag" as we manage to completely tear eachother to shreds. Btw, I will not be lining up at midnight to pick up my reserved copy as I enjoy playing with at least some sleep so I'm not dead coming into work on Monday... (one of my buds has already managed to take the next two days off as personal time, lucky bastard).

Here are some examples:

Are you going to isolate yourself in your room and unlock everything through single-player?

Are you inviting all your friends to your place for some massively multiplayer fun time?

Are you gonna connect online and play some Japanese that are already masters of the game? (Jigglypuff teabagging? OH NOES!)

Are you going to mooche over at someone else's place, drink all their beer/soda, and break their TV as you leave?

Lets hear your master plan!

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As I was going to St. Ives
Beanopolis | 9:34 AM on 03.07.2008 6 comments


As I was going to GameStop
I met a guy with seven shops
And every shop had seven Wiis
And every Wii had seven games
And every game had seven players

Shops, Wiis, games, players

How many were going to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

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