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If you read my first blog, you could tell I was not all about the 360 or the PS3. Joe (Buckfitches) finally convinced me to take the dive (along with games like Bionic Rearmed, SF2 HD, GTA4, etc.) so I waited for my opportunity to get one at a good price. Today Meijer had a 20% off coupon for non-food items so I bought a 360 Pro for under $300. After talking with Joe about how hesitant I was with the hardware problems they had he said he bought his at Best Buy with a replacement plan and every time his RR's he just takes it there and swaps it out. So I went to Best Buy, convinced a PYT to pricematch my Meijer receipt, and got a replacement plan. Opened the one from Best Buy and set up a tag (Buddha Dave) and downloaded a few games and demos. Went to a party later on and got home looking for a little late night gaming and magically, the damn thing starts freezing.
For once, this song speaks to the bottom of my heart, even if the singer's mouth terrifies me like that look Ron gets when he's about to hump something... He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think Amen, Sista. Amen. Update: Took it in to BB, they gave me a new one - took about 3 minutes. Back up with a (surprisingly) older box (1st was 3/27/08, new 12/24/07) and I'm back into action. Now to give endless shit to Buck F1tch3s...
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
You should remodel this blog.
or a good smack in the mouth.
Wait, how many times are you willing to let it break on you?
Dude, just buy a PS3. :P
You could argue that a song that's supposed to be about irony but has no irony in it, is in itself ironic.... I think...
OMG, WARDROX IS FANBOY!!! LOLOLOLOL
I think somebody already smacked her a couple of times.
AND WHO EVER THOUGHT IT FIGURES!!!!!!
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A smart person would return it while you can and get the stable system that wont make you go to Best Buy every 2 weeks.
It just a joke. I didn't even write it. Are you boring enough that you can be summarized in one paragraph? Geez, I've met a couple of the community members and they can tell you I'm not a cocky asshole... Wait, that means it's "ironic".
As a late adopter and someone who wants to play with my friends, the vast majority of them already have 360s. Had I been the first purchaser of this generation's console I would most likely have gone for a ps3.
@ Big Filth
Holy crap, your picture is mesmerizing...