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12:45 AM on 06.08.2008

360? You've got to be kidding...

If you read my first blog, you could tell I was not all about the 360 or the PS3. Joe (Buckfitches) finally convinced me to take the dive (along with games like Bionic Rearmed, SF2 HD, GTA4, etc.) so I waited for my opportunity to get one at a good price. Today Meijer had a 20% off coupon for non-food items so I bought a 360 Pro for under $300. After talking with Joe about how hesitant I was with the hardware problems they had he said he bought his at Best Buy with a replacement plan and every time his RR's he just takes it there and swaps it out. So I went to Best Buy, convinced a PYT to pricematch my Meijer receipt, and got a replacement plan. Opened the one from Best Buy and set up a tag (Buddha Dave) and downloaded a few games and demos. Went to a party later on and got home looking for a little late night gaming and magically, the damn thing starts freezing.

For once, this song speaks to the bottom of my heart, even if the singer's mouth terrifies me like that look Ron gets when he's about to hump something...


He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

Amen, Sista. Amen.

Update: Took it in to BB, they gave me a new one - took about 3 minutes. Back up with a (surprisingly) older box (1st was 3/27/08, new 12/24/07) and I'm back into action. Now to give endless shit to Buck F1tch3s...   read

2:37 PM on 06.01.2008

NARP Cincy: Boom or Bust? (Poll)

Many thanks to all who attended...

Before I lay out my opinions about the NARP Cincy, I would like to know what other attendees felt about the party. No overhyping please. Just comment with your honest opinions about what went wrong, what went right, and what suggestions you have for the future.   read

11:34 PM on 05.30.2008

NARP Cincy: Sloth says "Hey you guys!"

Just got back from the Hotel de Ramada (site of the NARP pre-party). Good times. Massive Rock Band singalongs occured, blow up dolls were fondled (I think BuckFitches lost his virginity), and (Cincinnati famous) LaRosa's pizza was consumed (along with massive quantities of alcohol). Look for videos soon. If you didn't make it, hopefully we'll see you tomorrow. If what Ron said about this being the first of many is true, then the next host city should start preparing now.   read

2:43 PM on 05.13.2008

Yo Peoples

Hello world.

I am like that underwear gnome you swear leaves skid marks in your skivvies: some of you swear to have seen me, but no one knows my name.

Actually, I have met some of you. I'm that guy - often referred to as "Joe (BuckFitches) Burling's buddy" - who attends many of the NAR Cincy parties with my (gasp!) girlfriend. I would be considered an "old-skool" gamer - I was rocking out the ColecoVision while most of you were still spermies hoping your daddy didn't jack you into the sock while looking at Cindy Crawford. I stayed up all night on SMB3 and beat the original Ninja Gaidens.

While I'm whipping my cred out on the table, here is a list of the systems I've owned (and mostly still own):
Game Boy (the original)
Virtual Boy
Sega Genesis (with Sega CD)
Sega CDX

What!?! No Xbox 360/PS3? That's right my friends. I'll let you guys send back your RRoD consoles while I'm busy watching the ladies play with my Wii.

"Ohhh, it vibrates!!"

Yes it does.   read

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