Hello Destructoid !!! After posting my first article ever on a blogging site I realised (or rather it was pointed out by my good friend Lord Death Of Murder Mountain) that I had no introductory post. Meaning that I had just suddenly appeared to the Destructoid community like a spot on the face of a teenager.
So here and now I would like to formaly apologise for my terrible mistake and for commiting what most Destructoid veterans would class as a cardinal sin. How did I come across this glorius site I hear you cry ? Well it was very kindly pointed out to me by my friend Lord Death of Murder Mountain and after reading some of his bloggs and those of various others I decided to take the plunge and create my first blog. Already I had made a mistake, It was not an introductory post. *facepalm* I had only been registered on the site for 10+ minutes and I had already screwed up. Anyway up and onwards, I am a shall we say "well built" Scottish teenager with 0 and I mean 0 interest in Rugby. I feel safe saying this as from careful outside observation I can tell that I can trust everyone on this site but if this secret should be let loose I shall be deported iminently :(.
Since the dawn of time man has found games to entertain itself, unfortunately I only started in 1999. I was 4 and the Sega Mega Drive controller was welded to my hands with a mixture of baby food and drool. But alas it was not meant to be, the mega drive was swiftly removed from my hands via a screaming mother as I had beaten her high-score at Sonic The Hedgehog. When I had sufficiently matured I was given a Playstation 1 for christmas. It was the greatest gift I had ever recieved and I relentlessly played the Disney Dinosaurs game until one day it was found cracked, in a pool of its own blood on my bedroom floor.
The next christmas I was given a Playstation 2 and it lasted for 9 glorius years it entertained me with many games including FF12, Resident Evil: Code Veronica X and Tekken 4. Sadly this too died eventually and I was forced to migrate to Xbox360. I stuck with the Xbox 360 for 2 years but then I made the brave decision to migrate to PC. This year I abandoned the safety of the console world and moved to the cold harsh PC world.
Here I remain spending endless day and night cycles trawling the internet looking for any reason to stay up longer, perhaps in hope that I can finally find a cure for my poor game playing skills.
I hope this has been an alright overview of myself and how I cam to be here. If you would like to find out more about me read my bio and please if you have made it this far down the page without dying of boredom leave a comment and read my first article dubbed "Cataclysm, the double edged sword".
Oh yeah, Thank You for Reading.
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