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Bayonetta is about making you hard, and that’s all she’s about. There’s no attempt to make her look like some really intelligent, really logical, really powerful female character. She’s just there to give you a boner…maybe that’s not going to further the depiction of women in videogames, but at least its f****** honest.” -- Anthony Burch

I don’t know about you, but although there is something factually sad about getting a hard-on for a female gaming-character, there should be something natural about it. I mean, if you are going to fall in love with a set of pixels/polygons, it shouldn’t have to force yourself on every big-breasted, half-naked character you see. If you ever fell in love with a heroine in a novel, that’s because the novelist has fleshed-out (pardon) the woman in her actions, her features and her mannerisms to not only make her believable (or an unbelievable fantasy ideal), but to stir some kind of emotion in the reader. 

It’s easier in an image, because the description has now been given form. The only problem that arrives is in interpretation. The artist can give the lust object a completely different form from the intended impression of the slobbering viewer, meaning that she either looks over-whored, ugly or just plainly separate from what roped the viewer in.

Despite the subject of this blog being under this rule also, I feel that her image seems to be more on target amongst every professional artist or fan-made picture with a consistency that outnumbers every bad sketch and half-assed attempt by ten to one. Not only that, but the base back-story and behaviour of Morrigan seems to apply to what Anthony Burch felt was important to him -- a sense of honesty that isn’t wrapped up in "girl-power" or some other kind of false excuse. At least, in my opinion.

When the Sega Saturn and Sony PlayStation were about, there was one name on the lips of everyone who found out how to make their penis grow in their teenage years … Lara Croft. For them, they wanted to know where she lived and her bra size. For me, I wanted to know where to get a key to a door in the cave (ahem … ), and how the developers finally realised how to do a great third-person adventure in 3D. I had no interest in her body at all. She didn’t give me an erection no matter how big the boobs became, or how much smoother her skin and form was in the sequels. By all means, I’m not knocking her (wait a minute ... ) down completely since it was so obvious that any attempt to make her more respectable stuck out from developer intentions like a boner on a fanboy with tight shorts; she was the icon that proved the British could make a flagship product that would sell like boob-shaped hotcakes. I just wasn’t interested in her.

No, I became infatuated with a videogame character that was less conservative with her intentions. I first saw her picture of her face in Official Sega Saturn Magazine and it was instant ga-ga-mode.



The moment Morrigan appears in the introduction of the game tells you all you need to know about why it would be easy to be infatuated with this character, unless you have a pathological hatred of Japanese drawing-style or a worn patience of RPG advert models that clutter the side of certain web pages. Perfect nose, exotic features, even the strange colour of her hair seems to complement the pale tones of her skin.

Now, it would be really sad if I, because of that picture of the succubus, just simply threw everything down, researched everything about Morrigan and just spent my life doing this messed-up shrine of cut-out magazine photos, fan-fiction and art in the spare room of my house. I simply didn’t. The fact that I am only committing myself now to a proper examination of what she represents (and her connection to sex) after over ten years of first seeing a still of her shows how much self-control I have. Yes, even though I admit to being desperate enough to buy a copy of Darkstalkers to realise too late that a warped disc was to end my Saturn-playing days.



It would be suitable to begin an analysis of the succubus by knowing what a succubus actually is. Anyone with a bit of knowledge of games within the Shin Megami Tensei series will know that it is a mythical creature or demon. A quick look on Wikipedia expands on this, saying "in folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a demon who takes the form of a woman to seduce men in dreams to have sexual intercourse. In modern times, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as highly attractive, while in the past succubi were depicted as frightening and demonic, Succubi draw energy from men to sustain themselves, often until the victim becomes exhausted or dies.

So from the very being that Morrigan is, she is fated to be connected with sex. Whether she likes it or not (and she probably does), she needs it to survive. However, that’s not the only link to mythology, for her first name is linked to a Celtic legend that can turn into different forms and animals, and also is associated with sexual intercourse in multiple tales.

And what of this contemporary figure, then? Well, she ticks the boxes of what she needs to be (sexy and attractive), whilst maintaining that demonic factor with her back and head wings. These wings can change shape and form, helping in either defensive or offensive capabilities. The Morrigan of Celtic origin’s name has been linked to ‘queen’ in some form, and she has duties as a leader. And hell, even her nationality is even confirmed as Scottish on the Wikipedia page!

However, she has a reputation of being moody and this Dark Realm dweller prefers to hop over to Earth for entertainment. This desire for dimension-hopping can be seen when she changes clothing to clubbing attire in her battle victory pose. So far, so fashion model (which parallels Reverent Anthony’s comments on Bayonetta elsewhere in the Rev Rant).



The unusual thing about her unwillingness to put effort into her responsibilities is that it clashes with her capabilities and strengths as a fighter. She’s a damn good fighter too, if she shares similar fireball and dragon-punch moves as street fighter Ryu. Is it her natural ability or magically enhanced? I could have looked at the anime or the comics for references, but that is something I don’t have direct access to, and thus I can’t comment on that.

One thing I can admit to seeing is the succubus scrap in the Darkstalkers games. All of fighters in the game have a tongue-in-cheek style of brawling, and Morrigan is no exception. She can whip her hair as a light punch like some kind of twisted take on a shampoo advert. Her super-jump is a jet-powered launch. Batfink-style wing-defending. Throughout the game, I and a friend had no choice but to chuckle along at the outlandish moves we were pulling on these ghoulish battlers. I couldn’t remember if Morrigan was one of them, but even as I’m too lazy to put a disc into a PlayStation to bother, I still know a little about how she tackles enemies, and that is important.



This, though, is a blog that requires its subject to be about sex. Morrigan is one of many videogame females out there that has exaggerated proportions that hold our attention. What makes her any special than the rest of those pin-ups out there? Well, for one thing, her developers did some research into what a succubus was, and built her character around that. The designers and animators at Capcom constructed a list of moves that were to be as silly and funny as well as apt and relevant alongside the rest of the game’s cast. Can you imagine then, how much effort went into making her look so hot, fitting that small torso (with big breasts attached) and long legs into pink tights and black top? She may be a complete fantasy figure, but there is no fake ambition or role to attach to it.

How do I end this without repeating myself like I have above? What possible conclusion can we arrive at? Well, maybe I can refer to the image the rests in the memory of one Topher Cantler. On an episode of the podcast RetroforceGO!, he specifically picks out the picture of Morrigan licking her fingers, bending over towards the foreground, with the earth floating in the background in Marvel vs Capcom. The sheer percentage of images of her against other videogame figures could be like that of the percentage of images of a really hot lesser-known celebrity up against a whole host of Cameron Diazes and Angelina Jolies. The woman you really think is sexy has less exposure than the leading lights, but so what? They may rule this world, but only you know that you’d let Morrigan rule yours. Capcom have been successful enough to take my and Topher’s attention, along with tens and thousands with an effigy of an undead creature connected to sex. Believe me, that’s powerful.

The images that appear in this blog entry are copyrighted by their artists. Do not try to claim them as your own work, or the artists who put their hard work into these will desire vengeance, and any succubi that would get near you will start appearing in your nightmares, rather than your dreams. You have been warned.

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Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 15:08
Krahsh
TLDoooo, bewbies!
<3
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 15:34
Occams electric toothbrush
Oh Morrigan, I always hated you in fighting games but loved the series you appeared in.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 17:20
Char Aznable
Morrigan is awesome. So is the Morrigan from Dragon Age. Both of them together would be...hmm, there's probably already multiple images of that somewhere on the internet. I will search as soon as I get home from work.
NateT's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:07
NateT
Wings on the head? Perhaps AC for a hot day.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:20
Oishidesu
Female vodeogame characters that I like: Morrigan *Darkstalker*, Tifa *FFVII*, Cammy *SFII* and Chun-li *SF2*
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:28
pedrovay2003
That first picture is the best Morrigan picture I've ever seen.

With her clothes on, anyway.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:29
Kraid
That's one fine ass broad right there son ... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww year!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:34
Sentry
Wowza.
TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:36
TheDRMaster
I SUPPORT THIS BLOG
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:37
JiR INC
WOW FAP WIN!!
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:46
TheCleaningGuy
Wow, well done.
Morrigan s a fantastic character and I'm glad that this writeup did her justice. Great work!
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:52
kefkaesque
So if a character is designed to be attractive then their place as a real character is instantly void? Seriously?

It kinda seems like you, and not the pervs, puts too much thought into the attractiveness of pixels and polygons.
SpidaMahn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 19:56
SpidaMahn
Well, it's easy to spot the "magicians" on this site.
laggerific's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:14
laggerific
Lara Croft in Tomb Raider was an ugly, pixelated blob of polygons. On top of that, her proportions just never did it for me...I'm more of a C-cupper, if I had to pick a preference.

Morrigan is a succubus...she's meant to be attractive, and since the game is about what we see and not about what she is, we see what she wants us to see...beauty with ease.

And I still don't get what's so factually sad about getting a hard-on from an image, be it a cartoon, written depiction, or a cave drawing...you are hardwired to get turned on by these things. It's like laughing at somebody whenever they get thirsty. Of course, the stereotype is that because an image turns you on, you have no connection to real women. The fact is, I have no idea who I meet online does or does not have a woman, so I don't really care, I typically give people the benefit of the doubt. I guess, the idea is to be comfortable with your sexuality and enjoy the things that thrill you as long as no harm to others comes of it. For what is life without the little things that make you happy?
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:19
kefkaesque
@laggerific

Because saying that finding something attractive that's modeled to look like an attractive human being makes you a loser IRL makes their internet penis larger.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:19
DF
Congrats on the frontpage.

And while we're on the subject... May not entirely be SFW, but as I said, since we're on the subject. =P
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:23
Corican
BATTHINK!!!! :D
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:26
BulletMagnet
I'm surprised you didn't get into the whole "Lilith" mess in her plotline...then again, maybe I shouldn't be.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:27
kylamity
Stone the Whore!
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:29
KingSigy
I don't know if Morrigan is a damn good fighter (according to tier lists anyway), but she certainly is an eye catcher. It's fairly interesting how Capcom modeled her to be a sex figure and yet does not really flaunt her. It's if they have some sort of respect for her.
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:30
the7k
Still need a Darkstalkers 4, Capcom!

Funny that you mention her alongside Bayonetta. I remember discussing with friends ways Capcom could bring back Darkstalkers if they weren't ever going to put them in another fighting game. I said, "Maybe they could make a Devil May Cry-style game featuring Morrigan, using her transformation skills to wreck up the place." Lo and behold, Bayonetta.
jaygerbomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:44
jaygerbomb
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! Me like Morrigan!
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:49
Airbr1dge
*fap*
Senger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 20:59
Senger
IT is actually easy to understand why some guys can sport a wood while looking at a animated babe. They always show the perfectly ( under, mid, or overly big, depends on what you like) proportioned women. So what if they are made out of INK or PIXELS.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 21:43
Aziel13
I'd hit that
with a hammer
just so happens I call my penis hammer
d3v's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 22:14
d3v
Best part was that she was hot and she was top tier in Darkstalkers 1 and 2. Too bad they had to nerf her in 3. Still played her anyway.
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 22:48
Vigilante8
This article just made me wish more and more a new Darkstalkers game...with the SF4 engine please!!!
SimonSaysDie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 22:51
SimonSaysDie
Very intelligent. You get a cookie and a thumbs-up.
Swanny's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 23:05
Swanny
@kefkaesque
"It kinda seems like you, and not the pervs, puts too much thought into the attractiveness of pixels and polygons."

And it kinda seems like you don't understand the concept of character design, or how much thought goes in to them which is what this is discussing. Not just her "hotness".
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 23:13
Caspulex
@laggerific and @kefkaesque

Never have I seen more truth in comments without arguing.
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 23:22
Catmurderer
Anyone else just look at the pictures and read nothing?>
Rebelduck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 23:43
Rebelduck
"I mean, if you are going to fall in love with a set of pixels/polygons"
It's not love it's boobs. How naive do you have to be to think that we *love* a character, and not just think her boobs are hawt. But just to clarify, this is for non-Japanese dudes, they don't count as guys; some of them marry anime characters. that's shit's fucked up.
JT Murphy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2010 23:57
JT Murphy
I've always thought of fapping to pixels or lines on paper as every bit as healthy as rubbing it out to celebrities and Playboy models. Morrigan Aensland is every bit as attainable to the average nerd as Keira Knightley.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 00:05
Furyfire
Rocks so hard... in a good way.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 00:11
TheDirtyHobo
Why is Capcom so great at making fantastic waifus? Jill, Morrigan, practically every girl in SF, several characters from Ace Attorney games, most iteration of Nina, etc. And of course there's Classic Roll in heated competition for best 'little sister' figure ever with Nanako from P4. It just seems like no other company makes interesting (and attractive) female characters as consistently as them.

On a side note, I think the reason I like Morrigan as much as I do is because she looks quite similar to (like a MILF-ier version of) Feena, who was my first ever vidya waifu.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 00:24
BalloonFighter
@ the header image: nip slip. right bewb.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 00:25
BalloonFighter
her right
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 00:55
Monodi
I can't believe I always overlooked the deal of Morrigan's effect. I always knew she was a succubus, and that... well, she is a simple sex symbol. For some reason I always disliked that deal of I AM A BITCH FUCK YOU GET ME A SANDWICH, but I started to detect it on Bayonetta. AND NOT MORRIGAN?! And I think I am a Capcom fanboy. Dammit!
seanileus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:37
seanileus
It must be so cold in that castle of hers...
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 08:32
Aurain
"“Bayonetta is about making you hard, and that’s all she’s about. There’s no attempt to make her look like some really intelligent, really logical, really powerful female character. She’s just there to give you a boner…maybe that’s not going to further the depiction of women in videogames, but at least its f****** honest.” -- Anthony Burch

Did not play game.

Morrigan is awesome though.
Mr Sinister's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 08:47
Mr Sinister
She has batman on her leg. That's awesome.
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 10:04
sprldr
Arkham Asylum.
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 10:16
Space Moose
99% of the female characters from Lost Odyssey had great looking boobs, Especially Ming Numara I could stare at those things for hours on end.
BowskiBear's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 10:36
BowskiBear
The Images are copyrighted to their respective artists, but who are the artists? Link please ^_^.
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 11:01
the7k
@BowskiBear
The first image is by the extremely talented ArtGerm.

The third image is by Shinkiro, artist for SNK for until he was laid-off. He now works at Capcom.

Dunno about the rest.
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 11:05
the7k
@BowskiBear
Oh hey, just found the source for the second - pyawakit.

Still can't find the last one.
MichMasteR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 11:05
MichMasteR
I a Morrigan Fan... luv her.
MichMasteR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 11:06
MichMasteR
Im a Morrigan Fan... luv her.
resistancia's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 13:45
resistancia
Morrigan its the hottest character ever 1000 times better than bayonneta so is felicia, damm we need darkstalkers 4 or even better marvel vs capcom 3
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