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Broke Ass Gamer Teaser Trailer
Barcode | 6:06 PM on 06.10.2009 2 comments


I got pretty bored today and thought about making a series based on my experience of surviving boredom through older video games. I'm broke with barely any money. This is a series I am considering starting up for the site Morphine Nation.




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Earthbound Saga on sale now
Barcode | 4:19 PM on 06.09.2009 2 comments


The people behind the making of EB Saga have decided to put their series on DVD for sale. Anyone who is a fan of their stuff should go ahead and buy into this because the money earned will help go towards continuing the series in much better quality.



Click here to buy the DVD! (It’s only 20 bucks and comes with a POSTER of the Runaway 5)

For those unaware of EB Saga… watch the first chapter that I embedded below, which will explain just about everything.




As I originally posted at www.morphinenation.com

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My feelings about XBL with Twitter, Facebook, and Last.fm
Barcode | 4:22 PM on 06.02.2009 5 comments


Probably no one on here knows that I write for Morphine Nation now, but nonetheless, I write a very shitty, and yes, let me say that again, very shitty web comic for the site as well. I swore to myself that I would never write a comic based on video game news or video games in general, however when I saw about Xbox live and all the new features, I couldn't pass this up.

Click here to check it out. I write under the name Alan Parker for those who are wondering.

I know alot of people just won't agree with me on the whole thing.

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Chiptune Awesomeness: Chiptune Megamix
Barcode | 12:30 PM on 03.07.2009 2 comments




Roughly a year ago, I was looking online for some more chiptune music to listen to. This was shortly before I discovered GirlJoy. The Megamix is roughly one hour and fifteen minutes long. This is certainly something to listen to when you're driving for a long period or time or you got some friends coming over for something and you need background music.


Go ahead, start listening. The intro might be lame, the but rest is golden.

The Megamix features chiptuners known as: 4Bit Bonsai, DJ Fhantom, Eric Chiptune, Fighter X, Fish and Chip 8 Bit, Henry Homesweet, IPAGHOST, Kendo, Lazy Comet, Monster Plastic, Myst, Rainbow Jump Orchestra, Sabrepulse, and Teethandfeet. The mix is well done due to Radio Sctovoid's attempt to mesh together all the songs with his equalizer and some other tools he uses. Some parts of this mix literally gets me thinking of some games that I've played before. At one point it literally sounds like a song from one of the Sonic games redone. I can't figure out which one, but it starts playing at 39 minutes. For those who are checking out what I'm saying, give it 2 minutes so you can hear the beat and hear the transition. I'm sure that once you hear the transition you'll know what I am talking about, you can't miss it.

The Megamix is free for download. The webpage for it is right here.



I've enjoyed this Megamix and I feel that it is a must have for anyone who enjoys Chiptunes (I know you guys are out there.) Heck, even Mr. Destructoid was at a Lo-Tek Resistance Event.


Mr.Destructoid filming at the Lo-Tek Resistance Event. The guy in purple is FighterX.

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Review of Star Ocean: The Last Hope
Barcode | 11:09 PM on 03.02.2009 22 comments




It was Tuesday the 26th of February and I had just woken up and literally shat myself upon getting out of bed. I realized that roughly a week ago I put all my money down to reserve a game coming out that very day. What game was it?

You guessed it! The next installment of the Star Ocean series! I cleaned myself up and I went to Gamestop to pick up my copy and launched into some small talk with the clerk at the desk. We carried on talking about Star Ocean and how much we liked the series like two girls talking about their favorite make-up. This was despite the fact how pushy he was for me to buy the Strategy guide (also despite the fact how broke I was.)

After that, I rushed home and sat down to pop in my first disc. And when I say first disc, I am saying the first disc of three. Luckily for me, I did not have work or school to deal with, so I got to clock in 11 hours of play within my first day. How awesome, right?

Once I popped in the disc, I did what just about anyone did, which was watch the beginning video before the start screen. Though the graphics were pre rendered, I was in awe from the graphics. However, the pre rendered scenes was something to expect from the get go. I finally got to the start screen and started up my game. I’m glad I watched the first video because then I was able to get a better explanation of the background story during the opening scenes.

Within the first few minutes of starting up, I learned that Tri Ace had combined both pre rendered scenes and real time scenes together. However, I did have a few moments where I couldn’t entirely tell if it was pre rendered or not, but other times it was completely obvious. Regardless, it was still pretty damn awesome.

Anyhow, I started out with the battle simulator and did every key detail. It took me a good half hour, and I was able to note a few things that were different from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and some that were actually a major improvement. What I love most about the updated battle system is being able to perform blindside attacks. These are attacks where your enemy loses track of where you are and you have a better chance of landing a critical attack. As you progress through the game, you become able to perform double blindside attacks. Anyone new to the series might have a hard time trying to understand how the whole battle system works, but for anyone who has played the series at least starting from Star Ocean: The Second Story will have a pretty good or solid understanding of how it works.

After fiddling with the battle simulator, I started to get into the story. Let me tell you, starting out there is a whole lot to take in and try to understand. However, as time continued I began to understand more of the story and learned to pay more attention to the long cut scenes. Don’t get me wrong, the long cut scenes are great, but you can easily find yourself lost when you have clocked in 5 hours in a row playing without rest. As a fan of the series, I was aware of how to play Star Ocean.

It’s simple, you play in long segments (i.e. until your ass hurts from sitting.) If you don’t, you can become easily lost or you’ll find yourself frantically trying to find a save spot and venture back into reality before you miss your next class/shift/appointment/phone call, etc.


The gas price will save us shit tons of FOL for our ship!

The large and vast environments are a major leap for Tri Ace compared to their release of Till the End of Time. The levels are more detailed and there is more environment interactivity. You are now introduced to the ability to harvest and mine. You harvest by finding a specific spot and gathering items. Usually you’ll find useable items for combat as well as items to cook with. You can mine to simply find new metals and other items useable for building new weapons. These two new features lead into item creation.

Once again, this is another major leap for Tri Ace. Item creation has been around since Star Ocean: The Second Story. It’s essentially a feature where you use various characters’ abilities to take raw materials and make items which you can sell or use for yourself. This is a major leap because item creation in The Last Hope isn’t as much of a pain in the butt compared to Till the End of Time.

In Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, battle trophies had been introduced into the game. They weren’t really introduced until fairly late in the game. This time, however, battle trophies are made available from the very beginning. Which is cool because it keeps you motivated and seeking out bigger challenges. Oh, and some of the trophies are pretty amusing, too.


Yeah, I did it.


The strongest points of Star Ocean: The Last Hope are the plot and character interactivity. Not once did I find myself bored with the plot or the characters. I actually spent most of my time laughing and smiling. The background of all the characters and their personalities kept me laughing while the plot kept me wanting to dig deeper and deeper as time went on in the game. I have to say, this might just be the first RPG to keep me on my toes since Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. I felt like I had an actual connection with the characters and I found myself feeling like the characters did whenever a new problem presented itself.



Despite that I somewhat rushed through the game since it’s release (only 36 hours recorded play time, which to me, is a lot knowing how busy I am now… damn adulthood) there is still a lot more for me to explore. The side quests alone have proven to be diverting and time consuming. Whether it be getting a rare item or simply getting experience, the side quests are rewarding in and of themselves.

I’ve completed the game and found myself going through it again to try to find new parts of the plot I’ve missed and go back to find items that are rare and I’ve changed the difficulty to what was made available to me.

As a Star Ocean fan, I found myself having flashbacks to the previous games. Not just because of the plot, which has its ties with the other games, but because of the character dialogues and the music. Some of the music can be rooted back to Star Ocean: The Second Story. The one that stood out to me the most was the remake of the song “Stab the Sword of Justice” which is played in many of the battles back on Second Story.

As you can tell I’m very pleased with what I payed for and give my final verdict as a 9 out of 10. Mind you that this is only my verdict, therefore this is subjective just like any other person reviewing the game. For anyone that has played the series, this is a must buy. Do not let Till The End of Time prevent you from buying this. For any newcomers, brace yourself. I suggest waiting to hear more of what other people say or renting it to see if you’ll enjoy it. This game isn’t for anyone who doesn’t finish a lot of the games they start. My friend made that mistake and found himself not enjoying the game to its full extent.

Bottom Line: Star Ocean: The Last Hope is a must buy. It’s the best thus far in the series, is visually stunning at any given moment, and is quite possibly (arguably, of course) the best RPG to date for the Xbox 360. Nuff said.

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36 hours and 28 minutes of gameplay later (ultra short post)
Barcode | 3:02 PM on 03.02.2009 12 comments


After 36 hours and 28 minutes of gameplay, I beat Star Ocean The Last Hope!

Time for another run through.... After my EMS exam tonight that I must take! Expect a review from me soon.

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My name is Barcode. My real name is Alan. I'm 20, wishing I was 21 so I can drink beers instead of Fresca while I game. I've been a member for either a year or almost a year now. At some point, I stopped blogging and just lurked for the longest of times. I'm not sure if it's being single that's compelling me to write the blog again or not, but damnit I know that I am going to have fun.

I can has twitter [add me cause I gots no friends on there]
And I has facebook

Currently playing:
COD:WaW
COD4 Modern Warfare
Star Ocean: The Last Hope [second time]


Looking forward to:
Resident Evil 5 [maybe]

I've been gaming since before I could speak and I presently own:
NES
SNES
N64
Gamecube
Xbox
Xbox360
Playstation
Playstation 2
Atari (forget which one)
GameBoy Color
Sega Gamegear


Zooey Deschanel
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