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You've got my vote. But only if you grow a 'fro and pork Hillary IN FRONT OF BILL, on the Oval Office desk...And while you do it, say "WASHU LOOKIN' AT BILL?" while playing Lair on a 60 gig PS3.
Got that?
I hear Hillary gave Obama the nomination today...Looks like we're gonna' have us a black president. The black folks shall surely cheer for reasons they do not know.
Got that?
I hear Hillary gave Obama the nomination today...Looks like we're gonna' have us a black president. The black folks shall surely cheer for reasons they do not know.
Obama has 5 Chuck Norrises for fingers on each hand and for toes on each foot. That picture isn't shopped, Barack actually shot down the terrorist helicopter(with his lazer powered nunchucks) while he was backside lipsliding the words "FUCK YEAH!". Barack Obama, you make me proud to be a middle class American whose vote doesn't matter because the electoral college swallows it. I apologize for getting you confused with the guy from Mortal Kombat 2, but I'm still voting for Ron Paul just to be sure
dtoid is great, we have Barack Obama on the cblogs.
Now Barack Obama rocks but I will still not vote because I dont live in the US.
Now Barack Obama rocks but I will still not vote because I dont live in the US.
@ Reaprar:
Not so fast! Obama is like the Wii of candidates- reaching out to a new audience. McCain would be the 360- favored by people who like to shoot things, but you never know when he's going to just... stop working.
Not so fast! Obama is like the Wii of candidates- reaching out to a new audience. McCain would be the 360- favored by people who like to shoot things, but you never know when he's going to just... stop working.
Haha! "Obama is like the Wii of candidates", that's the best thing I've heard in a while :)
As a European, I'm all for Obama even if a majority of polled people seem to favor Hillary. It's because we've seen Clinton smile on tv better, and he's white.
Btw if you are into politics and don't get bored with lawsuits easily, watch Recount, an HBO movie about the Florida 2000 elections.
As a European, I'm all for Obama even if a majority of polled people seem to favor Hillary. It's because we've seen Clinton smile on tv better, and he's white.
Btw if you are into politics and don't get bored with lawsuits easily, watch Recount, an HBO movie about the Florida 2000 elections.
I smell what Barack is cooking...
And I like it...
...So, that means I'm going to vote for him and all.
And I like it...
...So, that means I'm going to vote for him and all.
@qwerty:
That was a rumor started by right wing talk radio. What amazes me is how something like 15 percent of people polled actually think he is a Muslim, and that he was sworn into office on the Qur'an
That was a rumor started by right wing talk radio. What amazes me is how something like 15 percent of people polled actually think he is a Muslim, and that he was sworn into office on the Qur'an
Looks like im voting for McCain. Younger voters are fucking idiots when it comes to politics. They are just voting for Obama because he is the cool dude. There is just something about the guy that it sneaky(not because he is black). The guy attended a Church that bad mouthed America, and he was there for ten years! Does that ring any bells for you young ignorant bastards? Also, when people say anything negative towards Obama they are considered racist?!
Im surprised Obama was picked canidate, because NBC showed that most Hilary voters would vote for McCain if Obama got the nomination.
Anyways, politics suck, they are rigged, and unfair towards people that are not rich and if your in a party other than Republican/Democrat.
Im surprised Obama was picked canidate, because NBC showed that most Hilary voters would vote for McCain if Obama got the nomination.
Anyways, politics suck, they are rigged, and unfair towards people that are not rich and if your in a party other than Republican/Democrat.
22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal
funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists
who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money
to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
A.G.
Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16 You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice
person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing
conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day
off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
The Irish are such thinkers;
> The Irish are such clear thinkers:
>
> "We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States.
>
>
> On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
>
> On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking
> woman who owns a beer distributorship.
>
> That should be No Contest"
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal
funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists
who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money
to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
A.G.
Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16 You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice
person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing
conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day
off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
The Irish are such thinkers;
> The Irish are such clear thinkers:
>
> "We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States.
>
>
> On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
>
> On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking
> woman who owns a beer distributorship.
>
> That should be No Contest"
I've seen that many times before, Ustabe, and it's amazing how true it is. lol.
The Christmas thing bothers me the most, as my younger brother is no longer allowed to put up Christmas decorations in school. The arab population is upset about it. So it's a no-go.
The Christmas thing bothers me the most, as my younger brother is no longer allowed to put up Christmas decorations in school. The arab population is upset about it. So it's a no-go.
I'm with Samit.
For some reason I want to make jokes about using lots of "Sarkarsm" in your posts... :[
For some reason I want to make jokes about using lots of "Sarkarsm" in your posts... :[
Oh man. Things are turning partisan up in this piece. After 8 years, I think people have had enough of the Republicans running the country into the ground. Obama wins!
Seriously, McCain is toast. Sorry Whiteboy.
Seriously, McCain is toast. Sorry Whiteboy.
@Hoodie: What information did you base that statement on? What your random left-wing blog told you? Or is that the word in tha hood?
Look at what I can do : Seriously, Obama. Sorry Blackboy.
And before it starts getting ridiculous, no I'm not a Republican. I just think some of you are ver mis-informed about the general consensus on the election. Sure, people are fed up with Bush/Republicans, but that in no way means they are ready to automatically vote in a political noob like Obama. Look at his voting record, then look at what offices he's held. The only reasonable responsibility he's had to deal with is as a senator. He's never ran a city or state. He's used to having taxpayers foot the bill for whatever he decides to do(as all Senators do) without ever having to look at serious budgeting and economic tendencies. His political career can be summed up by someone starting GH3 on easy then trying to FC TTFaF on expert within 2 days. Good luck with your candidate, Democrats. Just because he's popular with the media doesn't mean people want him in office. /rant
Look at what I can do : Seriously, Obama. Sorry Blackboy.
And before it starts getting ridiculous, no I'm not a Republican. I just think some of you are ver mis-informed about the general consensus on the election. Sure, people are fed up with Bush/Republicans, but that in no way means they are ready to automatically vote in a political noob like Obama. Look at his voting record, then look at what offices he's held. The only reasonable responsibility he's had to deal with is as a senator. He's never ran a city or state. He's used to having taxpayers foot the bill for whatever he decides to do(as all Senators do) without ever having to look at serious budgeting and economic tendencies. His political career can be summed up by someone starting GH3 on easy then trying to FC TTFaF on expert within 2 days. Good luck with your candidate, Democrats. Just because he's popular with the media doesn't mean people want him in office. /rant
IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE THE PATRIOTS CONTROL EVERYTHING
The other day I spent 20 minutes talking to my mom about The Patriots and she actually thought it made some sense....
I lol'd
The other day I spent 20 minutes talking to my mom about The Patriots and she actually thought it made some sense....
I lol'd
Usedtabe
It goes to show you how stupid the average American citizen is. They would rather vote for someone who looks cool and doesn't know shit then someone that could really fix the ecomnomy.
Most people who are voting for Obama will most likely not vote or forget because a special edition of Scrubs will be on tv or a new 50 cent album will be out that day.
It goes to show you how stupid the average American citizen is. They would rather vote for someone who looks cool and doesn't know shit then someone that could really fix the ecomnomy.
Most people who are voting for Obama will most likely not vote or forget because a special edition of Scrubs will be on tv or a new 50 cent album will be out that day.
WTF! Come on guys the only good party/political party is the Swedish Pirate Party... I mean honestly only a Ninja/Pirate Party could be better.
@Usedtabe: Wow, I was just referring to EDS's old handle but what's up with this "tha hood" shit?
You can thank Bush for lowering the bar for presidential qualifications and embracing style over substance. And you can also thank him for Obama's victory in '08.
You can thank Bush for lowering the bar for presidential qualifications and embracing style over substance. And you can also thank him for Obama's victory in '08.
I'm sensing it's time to STFUAJPG, but I wanna say that EITHER candidate is worlds better than the epic fail we have now, and that I think it's pretty cool that we finally have a major party nominee who is not a white male.
@Hoodie: I was just having fun with your name, bro. No vile meant your way.
On your other statement, how is it Bush's fault that Obama is a candidate. That's far fetched. I would have to say it's the people who support Obama is the reason he's a candidate and the reason(if) he wins in '08.But this is just another in a long history of "blame Bush" or whichever current un-popular president is at the time. People fail to realize it's not just the president, but those little votes you cast for the house and senate that make the real big difference. Bush had a great track record as a governor of Texas, so it definitely did not look like you were voting for someone who would be considered "lowering the bar" in 2000. This wasn't seen til after he took office. If anything, Jimmy Carter set the bar for horrible presidents, and there were others who were horrible to. History is a good thing to know(not saying you don't).
I do agree with the style over substance, but that's all of capitol hill. I'm sure you've heard the saying "Washington, D.C. is hollywood for ugly people". My main point being, I don't care for McCain on a lot of issues, but you could do much worse in Obama as president, based on experience alone. Of course, this is all my opinion.
On your other statement, how is it Bush's fault that Obama is a candidate. That's far fetched. I would have to say it's the people who support Obama is the reason he's a candidate and the reason(if) he wins in '08.But this is just another in a long history of "blame Bush" or whichever current un-popular president is at the time. People fail to realize it's not just the president, but those little votes you cast for the house and senate that make the real big difference. Bush had a great track record as a governor of Texas, so it definitely did not look like you were voting for someone who would be considered "lowering the bar" in 2000. This wasn't seen til after he took office. If anything, Jimmy Carter set the bar for horrible presidents, and there were others who were horrible to. History is a good thing to know(not saying you don't).
I do agree with the style over substance, but that's all of capitol hill. I'm sure you've heard the saying "Washington, D.C. is hollywood for ugly people". My main point being, I don't care for McCain on a lot of issues, but you could do much worse in Obama as president, based on experience alone. Of course, this is all my opinion.
Look what you've done to this honorable gaming community, Barack. You've turned us into animals. How could you!
Agreed, STFUAJGP.
Agreed, STFUAJGP.
@Hoodie: "I think it's pretty cool that we finally have a major party nominee who is not a white male. "
Why does this matter? Do you feel more represented because of Obama's race? Does his race equal better policies? In the end, it doesn't matter. But most people have been brainwashed into believing "the man" is the root of all problems and holds total control over everything. And of course, who is "the man"? White males. Though, a little research shows that corporate America is very diversified with plenty of ethinc CEOs. Same in politics. So Obama not being a "white male" has little to do with anything other than a pipe dream in which him getting elected finally stops "the man". His views as a politician, and his actions, are no different than many of his white colleagues. So, again, what does him not being a "white male" have to do with anything.
On another note, if Larry Elder(black man) ran for president, I'd join his street team in a heart beat. Not because he's black, but because his view points align with my own, which is what you're supposed to vote on. Barack getting elected or losing the election should have nothing to do with his race, but it already has. There are droves of black people who have openly stated they support him because "he's black", and that being the only qualification they needed. Whereas if he loses, I await the onslaught of how America is still such a racist country because we didn't elect a candidate new to the game with many flawed policies because he was "black".
Why does this matter? Do you feel more represented because of Obama's race? Does his race equal better policies? In the end, it doesn't matter. But most people have been brainwashed into believing "the man" is the root of all problems and holds total control over everything. And of course, who is "the man"? White males. Though, a little research shows that corporate America is very diversified with plenty of ethinc CEOs. Same in politics. So Obama not being a "white male" has little to do with anything other than a pipe dream in which him getting elected finally stops "the man". His views as a politician, and his actions, are no different than many of his white colleagues. So, again, what does him not being a "white male" have to do with anything.
On another note, if Larry Elder(black man) ran for president, I'd join his street team in a heart beat. Not because he's black, but because his view points align with my own, which is what you're supposed to vote on. Barack getting elected or losing the election should have nothing to do with his race, but it already has. There are droves of black people who have openly stated they support him because "he's black", and that being the only qualification they needed. Whereas if he loses, I await the onslaught of how America is still such a racist country because we didn't elect a candidate new to the game with many flawed policies because he was "black".
Aw, I like Usedtabe now. I mean, I don't agree with him on everything but he seems thoughtful. Kumbaya motherfuckers!
I didn't read your second comment until I'd posted mine. Obama has a lot going for him besides being African-American. I'm just saying it's an exciting milestone. I mean, can there be any explanation for the fact that EVERY major party presidential candidate in America's history has been a white man, other than racism and sexism? Clearly those forces are at work. And Obama's candidacy (hopefully) means that their influence on our society is waning.
Sorry everybody if this is becoming tedious, but it just annoys me to no end. Every President (and major party nominee) has been a white man, and suddenly Obama is the one receiving preferential treatment because of race. Sorry my man, but it's ridiculous.
Some people will vote for Obama just because he's black, and some will vote for McCain just because he's white. But hopefully our country as a whole is looking beyond race in making these decisions.
BTW, I'm white, if that matters.
Sorry everybody if this is becoming tedious, but it just annoys me to no end. Every President (and major party nominee) has been a white man, and suddenly Obama is the one receiving preferential treatment because of race. Sorry my man, but it's ridiculous.
Some people will vote for Obama just because he's black, and some will vote for McCain just because he's white. But hopefully our country as a whole is looking beyond race in making these decisions.
BTW, I'm white, if that matters.
@Hoodie: You being white doesn't matter, just like Obama being black doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. I do thank you for clarifying what you meant with your statement about what Obama not being white meant to you. And my comment wasn't meant as an attack, sorry if it came out that way.
Necros wins, and wins hard. But it doesn't count, because it's just a ploy to deflect us from discussing his racism.
