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Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (born August 4, 1961) is the junior United States Senator from Illinois and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.

Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, and spent most of his early life there. From ages six to ten, he lived in Jakarta with his mother and Indonesian stepfather, where he attended a secular public school A graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, Obama worked as a community organizer, University of Chicago lecturer, and civil rights lawyer before running for public office and serving in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. After an unsuccessful bid for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives in 2000, he announced his campaign for U.S. Senate in 2003.

The following year, while still an Illinois state legislator, Obama delivered the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. He was elected to the U.S. Senate in November 2004 with 70% of the vote. As a member of the Democratic minority in the 109th Congress, he co-sponsored bipartisan legislation for controlling conventional weapons and for promoting greater public accountability in the use of federal funds. He has also killed seventeen bears not with his bare hands, but with his hope and love. He also made official trips to Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and Africa. In the current 110th Congress, he has sponsored legislation on lobbying and electoral fraud, climate change, nuclear terrorism, and care for returned U.S. military personnel. As of February 21, 2008, Obama had sponsored or co-sponsored 570 bills in the 109th and 110th Congress, of which 15 have become law. He has also found the cures for cancer, AIDS/HIV, scurvy, and twenty-three sexually transmitted diseases just by allowing them to enter his system to be erradicated by his Wolverine-like immune system (which happens to be one of his endless powers).

Since announcing his presidential campaign in February 2007, Obama has emphasized ending the Iraq War while maintaining a strong defense abroad, increasing energy independence, and providing universal health care as major priorities. He created the Hopemobile as his primary crime-fighting/campaign vehicle. He married in 1992 and has two daughters. He has written three bestselling books: a memoir of his youth titled Dreams from My Father, the Bible, and The Audacity of Hope, a personal commentary on U.S. politics.
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Let us join together in hope for a unified change in America together in hope under me
Barack Obama | 2:12 AM on 06.04.2008 56 comments



Image Credits: AP News

America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the
past. It is time that I am a winner. I would like to thank Senator Clinton. We are all eternally
grateful for her strength, her courage and her commitment to the causes that brought us here
tonight. I would also like to thank her for losing and making me the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party.

Now we stand on the edge of the beginning. A new era. There may be a competition between
myself and John McCain, but at the end of the election, we will all unify under the banner of
hope for a change in America for peace, unity, and change... and hope.

There is no America blacker than the underbelly of Isaac Hayes. There is no America whiter than the hair of the anit-Christ of John McCain. I envision a Morgan Freeman America: multicolored with distinguishable microcosms of cultures, religions, and skin tones on the spotted epidermis while America narrates with its beautiful voice in a two hour documentary about penguins searching for hope, unity, and change.

So, America, it is our time. Hope, unity, and change is coming. It is under the banner of the beauty and approval of its citizens that I can say, "I win. 1 - 0."

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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 02:53
taumpytears
Those are all 93's.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 03:25
Skribble
this is not relevant to my interests
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 04:08
Schmo0zle
You've got my vote. But only if you grow a 'fro and pork Hillary IN FRONT OF BILL, on the Oval Office desk...And while you do it, say "WASHU LOOKIN' AT BILL?" while playing Lair on a 60 gig PS3.

Got that?

I hear Hillary gave Obama the nomination today...Looks like we're gonna' have us a black president. The black folks shall surely cheer for reasons they do not know.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 05:53
moot button
Obama has 5 Chuck Norrises for fingers on each hand and for toes on each foot. That picture isn't shopped, Barack actually shot down the terrorist helicopter(with his lazer powered nunchucks) while he was backside lipsliding the words "FUCK YEAH!". Barack Obama, you make me proud to be a middle class American whose vote doesn't matter because the electoral college swallows it. I apologize for getting you confused with the guy from Mortal Kombat 2, but I'm still voting for Ron Paul just to be sure
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 06:24
Morrius
Yes we can
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 06:24
Morrius
Except those of us who live outside the US
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 07:20
Velt
dtoid is great, we have Barack Obama on the cblogs.
Now Barack Obama rocks but I will still not vote because I dont live in the US.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 07:35
Aaron Mxy Yost
Bob the Builder for VP.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 07:43
aborto thefetus
@Reaprar

I'm going to vote now just to spite you.
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 07:49
Hoodie
@ Reaprar:
Not so fast! Obama is like the Wii of candidates- reaching out to a new audience. McCain would be the 360- favored by people who like to shoot things, but you never know when he's going to just... stop working.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 07:55
Maurice Tan
Haha! "Obama is like the Wii of candidates", that's the best thing I've heard in a while :)

As a European, I'm all for Obama even if a majority of polled people seem to favor Hillary. It's because we've seen Clinton smile on tv better, and he's white.

Btw if you are into politics and don't get bored with lawsuits easily, watch Recount, an HBO movie about the Florida 2000 elections.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:00
Neonie
Go to hell.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:10
EternalDeathSlayer
If only Obama would, Neonie. If only he would..
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:21
RestingSound
Thats the sequel Slayer, "Obama Goes to Hell: Change in the underworld."
Airship Over Water's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:55
Airship Over Water
I smell what Barack is cooking...

And I like it...



...So, that means I'm going to vote for him and all.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:57
EternalDeathSlayer
A vote for Obama is a vote for higher taxes, so that's a no-no. Fuck him.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 08:58
king3vbo
@qwerty:


That was a rumor started by right wing talk radio. What amazes me is how something like 15 percent of people polled actually think he is a Muslim, and that he was sworn into office on the Qur'an
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 09:06
JACK of No Trades
Looks like im voting for McCain. Younger voters are fucking idiots when it comes to politics. They are just voting for Obama because he is the cool dude. There is just something about the guy that it sneaky(not because he is black). The guy attended a Church that bad mouthed America, and he was there for ten years! Does that ring any bells for you young ignorant bastards? Also, when people say anything negative towards Obama they are considered racist?!

Im surprised Obama was picked canidate, because NBC showed that most Hilary voters would vote for McCain if Obama got the nomination.

Anyways, politics suck, they are rigged, and unfair towards people that are not rich and if your in a party other than Republican/Democrat.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 09:21
Usedtabe
22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.


2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.


3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.


4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.


6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
is natural.


7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal
funding.


8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.


9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists
who have never been outside of San Francisco do.


10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.


11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money
to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.


12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts
of the Constitution.


13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.


14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
A.G.
Bell.


15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.


16 You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice
person.


17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.


18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.


19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.


20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .


21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing
conspiracy.


22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day
off
on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'



The Irish are such thinkers;
> The Irish are such clear thinkers:
>
> "We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States.
>
>
> On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
>
> On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking
> woman who owns a beer distributorship.
>
> That should be No Contest"
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 09:31
EternalDeathSlayer
I've seen that many times before, Ustabe, and it's amazing how true it is. lol.

The Christmas thing bothers me the most, as my younger brother is no longer allowed to put up Christmas decorations in school. The arab population is upset about it. So it's a no-go.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 09:32
JACK of No Trades
Great post USEDTAB. lol
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 09:44
Samit Sarkar
Well, for the record, I’m voting for Obama this fall...and I hope he wins.
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:01
ME4Twaffle
I'm with Samit.

For some reason I want to make jokes about using lots of "Sarkarsm" in your posts... :[
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:06
Qraze
fuck the vote or become a part of the show.
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:08
Hoodie
Oh man. Things are turning partisan up in this piece. After 8 years, I think people have had enough of the Republicans running the country into the ground. Obama wins!

Seriously, McCain is toast. Sorry Whiteboy.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:17
Usedtabe
@Hoodie: What information did you base that statement on? What your random left-wing blog told you? Or is that the word in tha hood?
Look at what I can do : Seriously, Obama. Sorry Blackboy.

And before it starts getting ridiculous, no I'm not a Republican. I just think some of you are ver mis-informed about the general consensus on the election. Sure, people are fed up with Bush/Republicans, but that in no way means they are ready to automatically vote in a political noob like Obama. Look at his voting record, then look at what offices he's held. The only reasonable responsibility he's had to deal with is as a senator. He's never ran a city or state. He's used to having taxpayers foot the bill for whatever he decides to do(as all Senators do) without ever having to look at serious budgeting and economic tendencies. His political career can be summed up by someone starting GH3 on easy then trying to FC TTFaF on expert within 2 days. Good luck with your candidate, Democrats. Just because he's popular with the media doesn't mean people want him in office. /rant
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:18
king3vbo
IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE THE PATRIOTS CONTROL EVERYTHING

The other day I spent 20 minutes talking to my mom about The Patriots and she actually thought it made some sense....

I lol'd
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:23
Usedtabe
Oh, and if the Republicans were running a candidate similar to Obama I would say the same thing.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:30
JACK of No Trades
Usedtabe

It goes to show you how stupid the average American citizen is. They would rather vote for someone who looks cool and doesn't know shit then someone that could really fix the ecomnomy.

Most people who are voting for Obama will most likely not vote or forget because a special edition of Scrubs will be on tv or a new 50 cent album will be out that day.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:30
007
Sure you would, Usedtabe...


Racist mother fucker!
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:34
JACK of No Trades
007

Saw that comming
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:38
007
I jk guys. I jk(kk)
Parabe11um-swe-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:39
Parabe11um-swe-
WTF! Come on guys the only good party/political party is the Swedish Pirate Party... I mean honestly only a Ninja/Pirate Party could be better.
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 10:41
Hoodie
@Usedtabe: Wow, I was just referring to EDS's old handle but what's up with this "tha hood" shit?

You can thank Bush for lowering the bar for presidential qualifications and embracing style over substance. And you can also thank him for Obama's victory in '08.
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:05
Hoodie
I'm sensing it's time to STFUAJPG, but I wanna say that EITHER candidate is worlds better than the epic fail we have now, and that I think it's pretty cool that we finally have a major party nominee who is not a white male.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:13
Usedtabe
@Hoodie: I was just having fun with your name, bro. No vile meant your way.

On your other statement, how is it Bush's fault that Obama is a candidate. That's far fetched. I would have to say it's the people who support Obama is the reason he's a candidate and the reason(if) he wins in '08.But this is just another in a long history of "blame Bush" or whichever current un-popular president is at the time. People fail to realize it's not just the president, but those little votes you cast for the house and senate that make the real big difference. Bush had a great track record as a governor of Texas, so it definitely did not look like you were voting for someone who would be considered "lowering the bar" in 2000. This wasn't seen til after he took office. If anything, Jimmy Carter set the bar for horrible presidents, and there were others who were horrible to. History is a good thing to know(not saying you don't).

I do agree with the style over substance, but that's all of capitol hill. I'm sure you've heard the saying "Washington, D.C. is hollywood for ugly people". My main point being, I don't care for McCain on a lot of issues, but you could do much worse in Obama as president, based on experience alone. Of course, this is all my opinion.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:14
blehman
...WTF is a anit-Christ? Is that a fucking sweater or something?
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:15
Alexradl
Look what you've done to this honorable gaming community, Barack. You've turned us into animals. How could you!

Agreed, STFUAJGP.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:23
Usedtabe
@Hoodie: "I think it's pretty cool that we finally have a major party nominee who is not a white male. "

Why does this matter? Do you feel more represented because of Obama's race? Does his race equal better policies? In the end, it doesn't matter. But most people have been brainwashed into believing "the man" is the root of all problems and holds total control over everything. And of course, who is "the man"? White males. Though, a little research shows that corporate America is very diversified with plenty of ethinc CEOs. Same in politics. So Obama not being a "white male" has little to do with anything other than a pipe dream in which him getting elected finally stops "the man". His views as a politician, and his actions, are no different than many of his white colleagues. So, again, what does him not being a "white male" have to do with anything.

On another note, if Larry Elder(black man) ran for president, I'd join his street team in a heart beat. Not because he's black, but because his view points align with my own, which is what you're supposed to vote on. Barack getting elected or losing the election should have nothing to do with his race, but it already has. There are droves of black people who have openly stated they support him because "he's black", and that being the only qualification they needed. Whereas if he loses, I await the onslaught of how America is still such a racist country because we didn't elect a candidate new to the game with many flawed policies because he was "black".
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 11:25
Hoodie
Aw, I like Usedtabe now. I mean, I don't agree with him on everything but he seems thoughtful. Kumbaya motherfuckers!
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 12:01
Hoodie
I didn't read your second comment until I'd posted mine. Obama has a lot going for him besides being African-American. I'm just saying it's an exciting milestone. I mean, can there be any explanation for the fact that EVERY major party presidential candidate in America's history has been a white man, other than racism and sexism? Clearly those forces are at work. And Obama's candidacy (hopefully) means that their influence on our society is waning.

Sorry everybody if this is becoming tedious, but it just annoys me to no end. Every President (and major party nominee) has been a white man, and suddenly Obama is the one receiving preferential treatment because of race. Sorry my man, but it's ridiculous.

Some people will vote for Obama just because he's black, and some will vote for McCain just because he's white. But hopefully our country as a whole is looking beyond race in making these decisions.

BTW, I'm white, if that matters.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 12:07
Usedtabe
@Hoodie: You being white doesn't matter, just like Obama being black doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. I do thank you for clarifying what you meant with your statement about what Obama not being white meant to you. And my comment wasn't meant as an attack, sorry if it came out that way.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 12:49
Bob Muir
So guys, I like the video games. Do you like them too?
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:36
Pangloss
Necros wins, and wins hard. But it doesn't count, because it's just a ploy to deflect us from discussing his racism.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 23:04
ArrestedDeveloper
Obama only got this far because he isn't an old white guy.
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