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1:51 AM on 08.24.2007

TESCO: "We hate BioSchlong"

6:32am, TESCO "Excuse me..." said the ruggedly handsome young warrior, "I'm looking for BioShock. It's a videogame that should be released today for the XBOX 360 but I can't see it anywhere." The TESCO beast barely looked u...   read

4:03 AM on 08.23.2007

Doctor, I can't stop fucking about...

It's the look of bewilderment that I recognise, the slow dawning realisation that spreads over their faces as they realise what I'm trying to do. They think I'm broken, I can tell. They think my cognitive process is differe...   read

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