LoweyRamone says:
Bernards mam is driving us to the casino
LoweyRamone says:
yup
Banj says:
Her mam is taking you?
Banj says:
...what are you? Fucking 10?
LoweyRamone says:
no she's dropping us off you shitcunt
LoweyRamone says:
saves taxi fare
Banj says:
Way to impress the inlaws tightcunt.
LoweyRamone says:
her idea shitmouth
Banj says:
...trust me, she was hoping you'd copper up.
LoweyRamone says:
i asked at least 20 times
LoweyRamone says:
she said she wanted me to spend it on her instead
LoweyRamone says:
so i'll buy her a drink or 2
LoweyRamone says:
no more though ain't made of money
Banj says:
fuck that, get her steaming drunk then kick her back doors in.
LoweyRamone says:
she fucks me sober
LoweyRamone says:
i'm a loverman
Banj says:
up the trumper?
LoweyRamone says:
not trumped her yet
Banj says:
ergo, let the wine flow like rain...
LoweyRamone says:
ha ha
LoweyRamone says:
so thats what you did on your first few dates with 2-sock then? Got her pissed and bummed her?
LoweyRamone says:
nice...
Banj says:
Fuck me no, I still ain't cracked that nut.
LoweyRamone says:
never!
LoweyRamone says:
you lame bastards
Banj says:
She'll do anything else so I can't complain.
Banj says:
I'm not a huge fan of 'shitty-cock' anyway.
LoweyRamone says:
yeah but it's like have a sticker album but needing a 'shiney' to complete it
Banj says:
She doesn't drink anymore either so that shits out.
LoweyRamone says:
would she play a game of shit-sock with you?
Banj says:
...besides, it's like having a sticker album with one shiney of a shitty cock missing.
Banj says:
...wouldn't be that bothered.
LoweyRamone says:
ha ha
LoweyRamone says:
depends what the album was about
LoweyRamone says:
if it was a sticker album about shitty-cocks then it would be a big loss
LoweyRamone says:
i can remember my brother collecting the snooker sticker album
LoweyRamone says:
he gave me all the swaps and i had pictures of really shit snooker players all over my bedroom eg Willy Thorne on my lamp and a Neal Folwds collage on my TV cabinet
Banj says:
You lo-fi, hand-me-down-stickers, shitcunt.
LoweyRamone says:
true but if i hadn't have looked grateful he would have pinned me down and trumped in my mouth AKA a Dutch Poleaxe
Banj says:
...ha ha ha, Dutch Poleaxe
Banj says:
I'm using that.
LoweyRamone says:
Dutch Napalm = a strafing pump used when all your friends are sat on the settee
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I live and work in the East Riding Of Yorkshire in a one-horse frontier town called Goole. If you imagine the river Humber as the arsehole of England, Goole is 25 miles up it. I'm 32 years old yet I'm still firmly on the cutting edge of all things, finger on the pulse, back to the wall and balls to the floor.
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Banj Ranked Dutch Poleaxe.
Banj you are a card!
Does Dutch know you have his poleaxe.
I think you had to be there.
Thats gold!
What happened to my poleaxe?
hahaha
I love and fear you, Banj.