*last week I messaged all of Lowey's mates on XBOX Live and told them he'd been rushed to hospital and subsequently died.
Gemma says:
errr yeah
Banj says:
Everyone found it funny didn't they?
Gemma says:
nope
Banj says:
He laughed.
Banj says:
You shit cunts need to get your sense of humour in for an upgrade.
Banj says:
...it was a classic.
Banj says:
Did you cry a little bit?
Gemma says:
no
Gemma says:
i was only one who didnt fall for it
Banj says:
Crumple asked me what happened, so I told him he'd died of AIDS. He messaged me back saying that you AIDS takes a while to kill you and he didn't even know Lowey was ill. I told him it was a strain of Super AIDS. The shit cunt STILL believed me!
Gemma says:
no one thought it was funny.
Banj says:
Lowey text me from hospital and said he had tonsilitis and he thought he was
dying, I just ran with it. It was his fault.
Gemma says:
not the best move making people loose faith in ur word
Banj says:
Fuck off you drama queen, besides, it's XBOX Live, who gives a shit?
Gemma says:
yeah but Lowey's life aint a game
Banj says:
It is, and I'm the motherfucking master at playing it.
Banj says:
I gots me the top score, bitch.
Gemma says:
u at work or somethin
Banj says:
Yeah, why?
Gemma says:
just wondered why ur on here
Gemma says:
on a sat night
Banj says:
...yeah, I'm stuck at the snore factory for another 45mins.
Gemma says:
u gonna let me watch x factor or u really that bored
Banj says:
Why are you in an arse if you didn't believe me anyway?
Gemma says:
im not
Banj says:
So, what's with the exciting vibe you're giving off?
Banj says:
...it's a cross between "fuck off" and "I think you're a cunt".
Gemma says:
lmao
Banj says:
Am I somewhere near?
Gemma says:
no
Gemma says:
im ill so u wont get a rise outta me
Banj says:
What is it, the AIDS?
Banj says:
...does XBOX Live know?
Gemma says:
got a cough and shit
Banj says:
shit, or the shits?
Gemma says:
I've not got the shits!
Banj says:
I should hope not, my sources tell me you only change your scruds once a week.
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...And that's an anecdote that your conversation reminded me of.