A death on XBOX Live...

Banj says:
I know kung fu.

Gemma says:
what u want

Banj says:
...your exciting attitude.

Gemma says:
im watchin xfactor

Banj says:
You just lost a point Germ.

Gemma says:
not as many as u lost last week

Banj says:
What? With my Lowey joke*?

*last week I messaged all of Lowey's mates on XBOX Live and told them he'd been rushed to hospital and subsequently died.

Gemma says:
errr yeah

Banj says:
Everyone found it funny didn't they?

Gemma says:
nope

Banj says:
He laughed.

Banj says:
You shit cunts need to get your sense of humour in for an upgrade.

Banj says:
...it was a classic.

Banj says:
Did you cry a little bit?

Gemma says:
no

Gemma says:
i was only one who didnt fall for it

Banj says:
Crumple asked me what happened, so I told him he'd died of AIDS. He messaged me back saying that you AIDS takes a while to kill you and he didn't even know Lowey was ill. I told him it was a strain of Super AIDS. The shit cunt STILL believed me!

Gemma says:
no one thought it was funny.

Banj says:
Lowey text me from hospital and said he had tonsilitis and he thought he was
dying, I just ran with it. It was his fault.

Gemma says:
not the best move making people loose faith in ur word

Banj says:
Fuck off you drama queen, besides, it's XBOX Live, who gives a shit?

Gemma says:
yeah but Lowey's life aint a game

Banj says:
It is, and I'm the motherfucking master at playing it.

Banj says:
I gots me the top score, bitch.

Gemma says:
u at work or somethin

Banj says:
Yeah, why?

Gemma says:
just wondered why ur on here

Gemma says:
on a sat night

Banj says:
...yeah, I'm stuck at the snore factory for another 45mins.

Gemma says:
u gonna let me watch x factor or u really that bored

Banj says:
Why are you in an arse if you didn't believe me anyway?

Gemma says:
im not

Banj says:
So, what's with the exciting vibe you're giving off?

Banj says:
...it's a cross between "fuck off" and "I think you're a cunt".

Gemma says:
lmao

Banj says:
Am I somewhere near?

Gemma says:
no

Gemma says:
im ill so u wont get a rise outta me

Banj says:
What is it, the AIDS?

Banj says:
...does XBOX Live know?

Gemma says:
got a cough and shit

Banj says:
shit, or the shits?

Gemma says:
I've not got the shits!

Banj says:
I should hope not, my sources tell me you only change your scruds once a week.