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Banj's blog

12:03 PM on 10.27.2007

A death on XBOX Live...

Banj says: I know kung fu. Gemma says: what u want Banj says: ...your exciting attitude. Gemma says: im watchin xfactor Banj says: You just lost a point Germ. Gemma says: not as many as u lost last week Banj says: What?...   read

11:00 AM on 10.13.2007

Dutch Poleaxe

Banj says: What time you off out tonight? LoweyRamone says: 7:30pm Banj says: To a casino? LoweyRamone says: Bernards mam is driving us to the casino LoweyRamone says: yup Banj says: Her mam is taking you? Banj says: .....   read

10:01 AM on 10.13.2007

Acting the cunt...

This is an abridged messenger conversation between two members of a warrior tribe untouched my the westernised world and living in happiness on XBOX Live. For expositional purposes; Banj is a lone assassin struggling to get...   read

2:15 AM on 08.28.2007

Custom D'toid Faceplate

As some of you may know, Free_Touch is an artist. As some of you may also know, Free_Touch has been painting up XBOX 360 faceplates for people. I commissioned his talents for myself and received his masterpiece a few days ag...   read

11:43 AM on 08.27.2007

Confessions of a MySpace swordsman...

Okay, this is a copy/pasta of an MSM Messenger conversation between me and a beautiful D'toider who's name shall be Miss X for the protection of her identity. Also, other names have been changed for the same reason. I was at...   read

4:33 AM on 08.26.2007

Exposition as a gameplay mechanic...

I'm at work and I'm bored. There are only so many YouTube videos you can watch before your head melts clean off. So, I started thinking about stuff. Kasumi, tits, poo, cigarettes, BioShock... Now, before you all run away, t...   read

1:51 AM on 08.24.2007

TESCO: "We hate BioSchlong"

6:32am, TESCO "Excuse me..." said the ruggedly handsome young warrior, "I'm looking for BioShock. It's a videogame that should be released today for the XBOX 360 but I can't see it anywhere." The TESCO beast barely looked u...   read

4:03 AM on 08.23.2007

Doctor, I can't stop fucking about...

It's the look of bewilderment that I recognise, the slow dawning realisation that spreads over their faces as they realise what I'm trying to do. They think I'm broken, I can tell. They think my cognitive process is differe...   read

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