I have been very disappointed with the internet lately. Is it not the internets job to instantly provide me with works of exceptional quality based off of all the latest memes and such? Shouldn’t I be able to look up “portal cake” and access thousands of incredible cakes with perfect accuracy made by the legions of those with too much time on their hands? Of course I assumed that finding a good portal cake would be a simple task. The results were quite shocking and have left me with an uneasy feeling over the future of the internet. The main portal cake that has over a thousand digs and is the current first result for “portal cake” looks like refried beans with strawberries.

I had to fix this. I had to SAVE THE INTERNET FROM DESTRUCTION.

So I created the ultimate portal cake. (With the help of my mom of course.)



More angles from my original post at http://gamingdungeon.ikrell.com/?p=303

So I challenge the internet- post a picture of a Portal cake better than this one to help me in my fight against the downfall of the internet! No refried beans! No strawberries when that clearly isn’t a strawberry! Let us create the greatest Portal cake that the world has ever seen! The internet demands it!