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FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the disc; anyone who picks up a used copy gets raped for 3.99 or whatever if they want to use the game as it was intended to be played.
I recently purchased a NEW copy of "The Saboteur" which included a ticket to the "midnight show" DLC; basically it takes the pastis off the shitty digital nipples in the game, and unlocks a couple new hiding places. What-the-fuck-ever. Anyway, after being prompted by the game itself to enter my code, I did. It didn't work. I tried three times. I called tech support. No help. And yes I entered the code fucking right, thank you Angela at customer service Whether this was hackers generating valid codes for themselves or EA's servers fucking up, this is an inevitable and abhorrant trend in gaming. Even worse, when I inspected my "ticket" I found the "free" DLC for purchasers of this NEW game only had ONE FUCKING YEAR to reclaim this code. That's right, if you buy a new copy of The Saboteur after Dec. 31 2010, you have to pay four fucking dollars to see those boobs you paid hard-earned cash for. A more blatant raping of your wallet never before existed. I bought this hamburger but I need to pay for the bun after I buy it I have this DVD but five scenes are locked until I find an internet connection and send money through paypal I bought some weed but it can only be smoked in this custom pipe. $5 opens the carb Open up a copy of Super Mario Bros. from 20 years ago and the game still fucking works. There are rumors Activision et al are going to be starting to force people to play for multiplayer for their games. Wait, I thought I already paid $50 fucking dollars a year for LIVE. I have more to say, so send me a paypal for .99 and you can hear the rest of it read more
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I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst idea for a game ever made. I mean what the fuck. "Hey guys, want to come over to my house, get high, and pretend to scoop ice cream into a bowl on TV? Then afterwards we can wish we had real ice cream and beat ourselves even more retarded with 2x4s." I never had much love for the wii, but seriously, the system is such a fucking joke at this point that there are games that are literally nothing more than paid advertising for specific brands. As in, YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BE ADVERTISED TO. Shit makes me ill. http://wii.ign.com/objects/037/037054.html read more
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gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49.99 and couldn't believe the deal. I probably would have bought it for $99.99 considering the insane amount of awesome games it comes with. * Company of Heroes * Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts * Frontlines: Fuel of War * Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights * S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl * Titan Quest * Titan Quest – Immortal Throne * Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War – Dark Crusade * Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War – Gold Edition * Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War – Soulstorm * Full Spectrum Warrior* and * Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers So, considering I ONLY played Titan Quest this weekend, I'd say I've already gotten my moneys worth. If you've ever glanced at an RTS this list is like an orgasm in jean shorts. Company of heroes is probably one of my favorite RTS of all time, and the warhammer games are solid gold - especially dark crusade, which has like 14 different factions, and most of them are amazing and well balanced. STALKER SoC has gotten positive reviews (I loved the original) and full spectrum warrior and Juiced are just icing. Let me get to Titties Quest - it's 3D Diablo 2 with better graphics, awesome skills / classes and set in ancient Greek mythology. It kicks all kind of amazing ass, and I'm playing it right now despite having MOW2 and Assassin's Creed 2 sitting in front of me. BUY THIS PACK it's only $49.99 til monday read more
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what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Throw in dashes of Fallout, System Shock and Shadowrun (the original, not the modern abortion) and I think you get the idea. I got it early. and now I have a video game boner. I know a guy© read more
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no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the fluidity of character movement and actor's blocking, seamless action mocap and facial expressions that has been seriously improved since the last game. An original I already considered in the top 3 games of all time. On top of that I think Naughty Dog has some of the best texture artists in the business, apart from maybe Epic or Infinity Ward - the small touches are staggering. It's the closest thing to being in a movie I have yet to experience. The plot is excellent so far, there are tons of extras and collectibles for replay value. I haven't even touched the multiplayer yet. oh yeah and Drake becomes a zombie read more
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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this
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