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why I fear for humanity
BahamutZero | 10:37 AM on 01.29.2008 32 comments



I'm getting off the subway today, and like every day, I notice a certain thing that bugs the ever-loving SHIT out of me. there are two exits to the subway, each about 30 feet apart, both below ground and above ground. This is important. They're only 30 feet apart. Everybody tends to be going the same direction (towards wall street), so the exit further to the left is always packed full of people patiently waiting like brain dead sheep in a line for sheep dip and execution.

The exit on the right, however, is ALWAYS empty. I make it a point to note how long it takes people to get through this line instead of walking 10 feet from the back of the line to the clear exit and walk around, and its easily like 5 minutes. I supposedly live in the smartest city in America, and one would think wall street should have people smarter than the rest.


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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:38
king3vbo
PEOPLE ARE SHEEP! PEOPLE ARE SHEEP!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:41
Snaileb
If subway exits make you fear for humanity, you must not be using the internet correctly.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:43
MrSadistic
All I have to do is open the door and look outside, in order for me to fear humanity.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:46
MaxVest
Do they let out on opposite sides of the street? Maybe people would rather wait underground than wait outside to cross.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:48
MaxVest
Wait, whoah, NYC is the smartest city in America?

I thought Seattle was the most well-educated. And no, you can't just call Manhattan New York.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:49
BahamutZero
sorry snail.

BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:50
BahamutZero
no they let out on the SAME SIDE. it would make sense if it was opposite sides
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:50
Teta
What´s a subway?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:51
Snaileb
I counter with magic missle.



Maybe I should've said sheople jamming subway exits?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:52
itemforty
No Ma'am!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:52
MaxVest
Maybe there's someone who gets off at that stop every day who smells really good.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 10:54
BahamutZero
teta it's like rape, without the fun
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:10
blehman
You know why I fear for humanity?

This.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:13
Snaileb
Blehman.. thank you so much for that link.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:21
blehman
Wait, wait, that was the good link. I meant this.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:23
Butmac
Im still waiting for you to bump into the guy that stole our iPod...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:25
Snaileb
The second link made me cry for humanity and oompa loompa's everywhere.
Fuzzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:41
Fuzzy
@Blehman/Snaileb

Link 1: Take that "sliced bread"!

Link 2: The best Pro-Choice argument that the Supreme Court never got to hear.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 11:59
ZeroTolo
Blehman's second link reminds me of this.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 12:31
AngelsDontBurn
This is supposed to be entertaining?

ZOMG WHATEVE I LUB YOU!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 12:50
EternalDeathSlayer
@ Blehman: I saw that on Digg. I'm truly embarrased to be a part of NJ after that.

Definitely a reason to fear humanity.

Last time I was in NYC I saw a man sleeping under a cardboard tent on the corner. It only covered his midsection, not his head or feet. This made me laugh. Then I felt sad.

Just saying.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 12:50
BahamutZero
I was in a bad mood this morning angels.

SORRY FOR THE BURN

lets never fight again
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 13:04
Samit Sarkar
@blehman: For link 1, you are my new hero of the intarwebs. However, after seeing link 2, I think I may be scarred for life.

Yeah, you’re not the only one, Bahamut. I never understand people. Seriously.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 13:22
DaedHead8
I was honestly on the phone with the suicide hot line after clicking blehman's second link. That is until I saw the video ZeroTolo posted, now I'm just loling.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 13:44
BahamutZero
OH...MY....GOD.....

1st and last time I clicked on that link....
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 13:45
balth
@blehmen: Re: Link #1. PLAYSTATION HOME BETA IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I didn't know you got an invite)

Also, Snaileb wins most pertinent comment about use of the intarwebs.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 14:56
liam2015
I've come to the conclusion everybody on the subway wants me to bring jesus in my life, or wants to sell me candy, and everyone on a bus is a perverted slob.

Also blehman, that 2nd link may be the worst thing I've ever seen.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 17:31
Eschatos
PEOPLE ARE COWS! PEOPLE ARE COWS!

Moooooooooooooooooooooo!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 18:14
Takeshi
Thanks Blehman, now kill me.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2008 14:06
balth
@blehmen's second link: wtf is that!?!

Metrosexual steroid using oompa loompas?

wtf? It's not even as scary as it is disturbing and confusing.

There's no context at all...

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
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