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About Me

Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse



my robot

my dog.

my naughty girl.

mai waifu

my snack hole

my setup.

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Gamertag: SmokingRobot

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Well, I might be leaving destructoid for a while BahamutZero | 4:57 PM on 11.06.2007 24 comments

You may not have seen me around at all today, or last night, and I wanted to let you guys know I'm ok, nothing has happened to me beyond the usual crack smoking and self-prostitution, but last night I had a revelation, where jesus came to me and said he wanted me to play call of duty 4 for 10 straight hours. I went to bed at 9 this morning, so in summary JESUS CHRIST ALL I HAVE TIME FOR COD4 BUY THIS SHIT!!!! The beta maps were the weakest out of all of them, they are chocolate covered strawberries of gaming goodness. and for the sarcastically impaired, no I am not really leaving destructoid. I know, I know, put away your party hats. Also happy birthday nick, get wasted. You're doing a great job as editor. keep it up.