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Subway Games
BahamutZero | 1:20 PM on 07.18.2007 19 comments


well, I live in satan's asshole aka NYC, and I spend a good hour anna half on the train every day. Some games have lived in my ds for months, and I wanted to share my opinion on the best pick up and play DS games for that ride. I love the ds because the battery life is kickass and theres that whole "close up the clamshell and your game is paused" for mad scrambles out of the train before some homeless guy vomits on your shoes. interesting fact: I have named several of my favorite homeless regulars:



1. Dust Monster - "sprrr sum change. sprr some change" this hulking monster is straight out of a hayao miyazaki movie. easily 6'5'' and 350+ lbs, this gentle giant is covered head to foot in a half inch of brown dirt. Where did he get so much dirt? there isn't that much dirt in the whole city. His smell, which at first you think might be shockingly unpleasent, is actually more like a field after a fresh summer rain. go figure. also, he never wears shoes (in the nyc subways!!!) and his feet are easily the size of my head.

2. Paperboy - an older, leaner and smaller homeless, his natural habitat is union square. quite the colorful character, he screams stuff like "accept me! accept me and jesus! I need a sandwich. give me a hamburger, handsome?" His amazing outfit is made entirely of rolled up newspapers. he looks like a sour pinata. suffering the debilitating affects of crack. oh and he smells like someone soaked a dog in urine.

ON TO THE GAMES! (in no real order)

1. Puzzle league - its like this was designed to be played on the subway, the best modes are two minute timed tests. perfect if someones elbow gives you a shot in the gut and you have to close your ds to beat his ass

2. FF3 - I've missed stops because of this game before (looked up and I was in coney island. the horror) the subway is the perfect place to grind for job levels

3. tetris ds. need i say more

4. Puzzle quest. probably my favorite, and the game that has literally remained glued in my system the longest.

5. new super mario brothers. lets just say I wish I had some magical mushrooms for the ride and leave it at that

6. advance wars - another to make you miss your stops. FUCK BLACK HOLE



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topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:36
topgeargorilla
i played hotel dusk and EBA on the tube in london.
my problem was to not fall asleep.
that sucks
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:44
Ambulance-Y
club house games is another good one if you like hotel dusk look up trace memory. of course pokemon is a good rpg you can pick up and put down easily or pick up and waste half a day.
metroid is swell as well.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:48
BahamutZero
yeah, metroid is fun but on the subway with that awkward control scheme? fuggedaboudit
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:51
ConsFEARacy
I was actually thinking about getting Puzzle Quest...good to here someone else enjoyed it!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:56
BahamutZero
puzzle quest is fucking awesome
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:59
BlindsideDork
Touch the Dead...but levels can be kind of long.

Mega Man ZX = NO, too long inbetween saves at times.

Custom Robo Arena is iffy, aslong as you can stand 2d pokemon-esque rpg periods and then robot fighting action
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:09
bluemeep
Puzzle Quest = Very yes. It's turn based Bejeweled with a story mode. If you can make it past the SHODAN quality AI, anyway.

I really dug Custom Robo for times like that, too. The combat system is brilliant. The overworld...not so much. Looks like some kid's final project for his middle school computer science class. My only real complaint about it is that it takes forever until you unlock the other body types, so by the time you do you're so used to working with the starter robot that you're back at square one when it comes to learning how to move again.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:10
BlindsideDork
i am a fan of Custom Robo on the Gamecube so it wasnt a big deal. of course i didnt switch body tpes that often. but there are alot of people you can face off against to learn each character
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:17
Rockvillian
I want to take the metro to work just so I can play my DS more often. Not kidding. Rockville to Herndon is a suck balls commute and the traffic is in short enough bursts that the second I get a game going, I have to shift gears.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:25
BlindsideDork
I will be taking metro starting august, i think!!!!

Rockvillian, we are rather close to each other I believe...
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:27
BahamutZero
wow I'm from dc originally too... delmarva represent
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 14:44
galagabug
i don't like my subway line. it goes thru queensbridge projects, so i leave my psp at home :( i do play games on my phone, mostly luminies mobile...

we have one awsome dude at my stop. i don't know if he's homeless. he doesn't ask for change. he's just always there. and he has this song and shake hands dance thats just mind blowing. he's like michael j fox from the elbows to the wrist, but the rest of him is still, and he sings in this high pitched voice. i've caught myself watching him for like 4 minutes at a time.
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 15:21
BluFire
When I saw "Subway Games," I thought you meant the sandwiches... they should have something like Sandwich Mama for DS.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 15:32
Rockvillian
Yeah I think we do Blindside! I go up to Bmore a lot actually to see shows (metttttal), and occasionally small dives where Entertainment System, Shawn Phase, etc etc are playing. Not so much at the moment though, cause of gas and the woman and the job in Herndon. But you know, I makes it around.
Rhythm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 17:50
Rhythm
Hey now, your article is games you can play on the train. Mine is games you can pick up and play for 5 minutes ;) I'll have to check out Puzzle League.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 19:38
SLiFE
Puzzle League is win. Panel De Pon is the best puzzle series of all time, no question.
Jesus, I can't even contemplate how many stops I've missed due to FF Tactics Advance.
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