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So.... anybody try the zaxby's sandwich?
BahamutZero \| 11:47 AM on 10.03.2007	35 comments

or as I call it, orgasm on toast

I just want to live it vicariously. since the closest one is over 500 miles

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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32

nademagnet

I think your sandwich is going thru a menstrual cycle...

BahamutZero

that's delicious hot sauce, ass. one does not joke about the zaxby's sandwich.

DJDuffy

What is this Zaxby's you speak of?

Corncobtacular

I have never heard of this but it looks awesome

king3vbo

Can I ride your dog?

Kryptinite

I'm actually going tomorrow for lunch. I'll let you know if I have to change my shorts afterwards.

KevlarGibs

i've seen them from time to time driving through town. never really had a desire to stop... until now. bastard.

Rockvillian

I'm gonna attempt to make my own Zaxby's sandwich tonight...

then probably put it out of it's misery.

Hoygeit

A friend and I actually had a discussion of a road trip just to try one of these things. Curse you Bahamut! I just ate lunch and now I'm hungry again.

nademagnet

I can to joke about it -_-

But in all seriousness I've never heard of the place. Are they are small chain or a one of a kind?

Aaron Mxy Yost

What's a Zaxby's? I'm never heard of them.

Snaileb

Where do you buy them you ass? You cant just go around telling people how good it is and then deny us the pleasure of finding it.

BahamutZero

I had an earlier blog post describing its epicness earlier, this thing tastes about 10 times as good as it looks. anyway, it's a small chain restaurant almost exclusively south of virginia, I stopped there by accident on my way to florida from nyc and have never forgotten it. I imagine its like crack - once you try it, the experience will always be with you, for better or worse.

http://www.zaxbys.com/locations.html

BahamutZero

snail I included a store locator for you. GO!

Corncobtacular

Mother fuckers just missed Missouri...

Rockvillian

aw ROANOKE? Poop.

Rockvillian

Um, DelMarVa Dtoiders, I sense a pilgrimage to Zaxby's in our near future.

AngelsDontBurn

That looks ridiculous, but as much as I hate fast food. I have to tell you I think the Whataburger BBQ Strip sandwich owns that biatch and owns it hard.

That damn thing is god, I even call it god. I think god is returning this month and to be honest, I've never been so stoked about food.

SLiFE

Looks like America has two things to hold over Canadians.

BahamutZero

angels, you just have no idea. This sandwich was born in the south where sandwiches have no rules and you'd get stabbed for eating vegetarian. Hell you'd get stabbed asking for "diet" coke. whataburger has nothing on this

Phist

What's a zaxby? Does look tasty even though I'm with Angels and not really the fast food type.

bhive01

Missouri O_o. I'm originally from KC. Fuck Florida. I'll take tornados over hurricanes any day. Although, we have a Zaxby's just down the road. So... maybe it's an even exchange. I wouldn't really know though as I've never been. But, maybe I'll try this sandwich sometime.

BahamutZero

phist I hate fast food too. this is something else entirely

KevlarGibs

My favorite is still the monster burger from hardees. 1500 calories FTW.

baconator from wendys is not bad also,

also, triple whopper from burger king.

of course, in some ways, Japan is always superrior...

and yes, I am trying to kill myself via cholestorol buildup, and yes, it's worth it. (still gonna try the zaxbys thing later this week though) so, what can england counter our fat american sandwiches with? i think all you got is scotch eggs.. (which i still want to try too... they look sooooo good)

Snaileb

I am getting some when I go to bhives, but that sandwich doesnt look good. It looks like toast with some chicken strips and hot sauce.

I hate Florida.

Kryptinite

i too hate Florida, too many old people. Yet I'm to poor to move out of Florida. Maybe next year...

balth

Target...acquired.

Location....7 clicks South by Southeast.

Estimated time to target....1.5 hours.

Estimated fuel consumption...6.5 gallons.

Best fuel price...$2.90

Total estimated fuel price...$18.85

Target acquisition price...$5.00 estimated

Total mission price...$23.85

Sorry man, but that is all.

BahamutZero

lawlth

aborto thefetus

Wendy's baconator= instant death

BluDesign

I'm going to eat a Mega Mac for you all just so I can blog about it and the ensuing death that will surely follow.

You bitches got it all wrong.

You're thinking beef, when you need to think Chik'n.

Of course, if you really want a burger, there's always Whataburger. They don't have sex with raw meat there like they do at Jack in the Box, Wendy's, Burger King, or McDonalds.

Snaileb

mmmmm..sex with raw meat..

balth

I think I am actually scared at Lemon's new pic.

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